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What would you do to the person above

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Next rnd

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By *rown.studMan over a year ago

Eccles

Arm wrestle 💪🏻

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Pint

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By *.hrisMan over a year ago

Bath

2 pints

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shots 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pint

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By *asepaul71Man over a year ago

Buxton

Kneel 😜

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kneel 😜"

Spank

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By *harlie crokerMan over a year ago

north west

Pint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pint"

Probably annoy him by complaining about how hot it is.

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By *ankoveryouMan over a year ago

Hull

Have anal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have anal"

Wank over you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have anal

Wank over you"

Massage her legs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Suck him dry

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By *othi30Man over a year ago

Wakefield

Ill take care of the shoulders 😋😜

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *umagain58Man over a year ago

London

Give him the discrete fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give him the discrete fun"

Bend over for them

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By *othi30Man over a year ago

Wakefield

My comment was supposed to go before your hahah sorry 🤷😅

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give him the discrete fun

Bend over for them"

Bend him over for them 🎯

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By *lueyes69Man over a year ago

coventry

Suck them delicious tits

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By *oldStreak999Man over a year ago

south

Get him a beer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Buy him a pint

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By *ndian_jmCouple over a year ago

Wigston

Suck

Ride

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Suck

Ride"

Spit roast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Suck

Ride

Spit roast"

Help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Suck

Ride

Spit roast"

Pints and pool

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By *he Viking321TV/TS over a year ago

TELFORD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Suck

Ride"

Sounds good to me x

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By *he Viking321TV/TS over a year ago

TELFORD

Offer my body

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Suck

Ride

Spit roast

Pints and pool"

Chest hair competition

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Suck

Ride

Spit roast

Pints and pool

Chest hair competition

Share my beard oil with him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Suck

Ride

Spit roast

Pints and pool

Chest hair competition

Share my beard oil with him "

Steal the beard oil

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By *amesy6918Man over a year ago

newry

Get his tattoo Artists details

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By *S-cardiffiansCouple over a year ago

cardiff

Ride x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ride x"

See if she wants another ride..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ride x

See if she wants another ride.."

Ask where the rides are

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By *dventurecouple2000Couple over a year ago

Cambridge

ben over and lick both holes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ben over and lick both holes"

Spitroast

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By *S-cardiffiansCouple over a year ago

cardiff

Take the oral xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take the oral xx"

Smack that bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Take the oral xx"

Lick her til she cums x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In "

Since he’s straight, I’d buy him a beer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take him with my mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spitroast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watch him creampie my mrs

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By *attooboy100Man over a year ago

Sedgley

"Watch him creampie my mrs"

Get the baby wipes ready

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By *S-cardiffiansCouple over a year ago

cardiff

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck twice

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By *rrdvarkMan over a year ago

Wakefield

Clean up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Clean up

Erm 🥴

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By *S-cardiffiansCouple over a year ago

cardiff

I’ll clean up myself thanks xx

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By *ndian_jmCouple over a year ago

Wigston

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck! X

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By *rrdvarkMan over a year ago

Wakefield

Haha meant for CS

CS fair enough but my his hot pics!

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By *attooboy100Man over a year ago

Sedgley

Nothing 🤣

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By *62GeneralMan over a year ago

Loughton

Go for a pint

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

Fan.

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By *ickedwillyCouple over a year ago

Bangor

Introduce him to the wife.

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By *rown.studMan over a year ago

Eccles

Rub and fill her up with an Ice Dildo as it too hot 🥵🔥

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"Rub and fill her up with an Ice Dildo as it too hot 🥵🔥"

Spray with water before turning the fan on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rub and fill her up with an Ice Dildo as it too hot 🥵🔥

Spray with water before turning the fan on."

Give £5 to go fetch some ice creams

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rub and fill her up with an Ice Dildo as it too hot 🥵🔥

Spray with water before turning the fan on.

Give £5 to go fetch some ice creams"

Ask for an ice cream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rub and fill her up with an Ice Dildo as it too hot 🥵🔥

Spray with water before turning the fan on.

Give £5 to go fetch some ice creams

Ask for an ice cream "

Rub his ice cream all over me to cool down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rub and fill her up with an Ice Dildo as it too hot 🥵🔥

Spray with water before turning the fan on.

Give £5 to go fetch some ice creams

Ask for an ice cream

Rub his ice cream all over me to cool down"

Eat said ice cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rub and fill her up with an Ice Dildo as it too hot 🥵🔥

Spray with water before turning the fan on.

Give £5 to go fetch some ice creams

Ask for an ice cream

Rub his ice cream all over me to cool down"

Ask her get hot n sweaty with me

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"Rub and fill her up with an Ice Dildo as it too hot 🥵🔥

Spray with water before turning the fan on.

Give £5 to go fetch some ice creams

Ask for an ice cream

Rub his ice cream all over me to cool down

Ask her get hot n sweaty with me"

Gives him a fiver to buy ice creams the other twats wasted

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By *he zenMan over a year ago

maidstone

"Suck him dry"

Me too, want his load over my face

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By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

"Suck him dry

Me too, want his load over my face"

Slap.

🤣

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Suck him dry

Me too, want his load over my face

Slap.

🤣"

High 5 👋🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Suck him dry

Me too, want his load over my face

Slap.

🤣

High 5 👋🤣"

Strip poker

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By *ortyairCouple over a year ago

Wallasey

"Suck him dry

Me too, want his load over my face

Slap.

🤣

High 5 👋🤣

Strip poker"
Buy him an old Sky Plus remote for some great old fashioned comparison pics, Mrs x

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple over a year ago

Somewhere just outside London

Cold water hose him down in this heat. He's probably melting and would appreciate it. ☺️

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple over a year ago

Round the bend

"Cold water hose him down in this heat. He's probably melting and would appreciate it. ☺️ "

Jump in front of the hose 🥵

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cold water hose him down in this heat. He's probably melting and would appreciate it. ☺️

Jump in front of the hose 🥵"

Push in front of them as im boiling

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By *ellishornyMan over a year ago

surrey

Join in the fun

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By *eesside52Man over a year ago

Stockton

Join in with a female if possible

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

M54

Fuck all, it’s far too hot for that shit

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By *ellishornyMan over a year ago

surrey

Not in the aircontioned office my wife is about to clean on her own

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By *attooboy100Man over a year ago

Sedgley

Shake his hand for being right on the money. Way to hot for that shit

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By *ein-guyMan over a year ago

Isle of Wight

Chat about ink

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By *eeper ThanMan over a year ago

Dartford

Gotta ask about them tattoos

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By *ellishornyMan over a year ago

surrey

Go to the gym with him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go to the gym with him "

Ask him if hes ever measured it against a scaffold bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go to the gym with him

Ask him if hes ever measured it against a scaffold bar"

See if she has an old sky remote

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By *isterowlMan over a year ago

Warwickshire

I’d ask her to unhide her profile.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d ask her to unhide her profile.

Ask to get in his hot tub if it was a cold tub 👌

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By *eesside52Man over a year ago

Stockton

"I’d ask her to unhide her profile.

Ask to get in his hot tub if it was a cold tub 👌"

It's full of ice at the moment haha xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’d ask her to unhide her profile.

Ask to get in his hot tub if it was a cold tub 👌

It's full of ice at the moment haha xx"

Ask if its free?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d ask her to unhide her profile.

Ask to get in his hot tub if it was a cold tub 👌

It's full of ice at the moment haha xx

Ask if its free?"

If it's free ask if i can join

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

M54

"I’d ask her to unhide her profile.

Ask to get in his hot tub if it was a cold tub 👌

It's full of ice at the moment haha xx

Ask if its free?

If it's free ask if i can join"

Shit being at the bottom of these threads isn’t it. Don’t worry I’ll take your place

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple over a year ago

Round the bend

"I’d ask her to unhide her profile.

Ask to get in his hot tub if it was a cold tub 👌

It's full of ice at the moment haha xx

Ask if its free?

If it's free ask if i can join

Shit being at the bottom of these threads isn’t it. Don’t worry I’ll take your place

Seduce him

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By *impleSailorMan over a year ago

the moon

Anything she wanted

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

"Anything she wanted "
go for a pint with him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anything she wanted go for a pint with him "

Pinch his pint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anything she wanted go for a pint with him

Pinch his pint "

Pinch her nip

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By *othi30Man over a year ago

Wakefield

Pinch her other nip 😄

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

"Anything she wanted go for a pint with him

Pinch his pint "
stop stealing my pints or I'll spank you

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

ᖇIGᕼ丅 for a chilled beer. 🍺

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I will have a chilled beer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will have a chilled beer"

Share a cold beer

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By *oungishBuck1994Man over a year ago

Carterton

Thumb war

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By *eeper ThanMan over a year ago

Dartford

Hmmm not sure I’m a lover not a fighter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmmm not sure I’m a lover not a fighter

Referee this love war

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Pint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pint"

Get him another

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple over a year ago

Round the bend

"Pint

Get him another "

Ask him for a drink 🍷

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pint

Get him another "

Tell everyone to put the pints down and think of something better

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By *oodo69Man over a year ago

London (visiting frequently)

"Pint

Get him another

Ask him for a drink 🍷"

Buy her a drink 🍷

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pint

Get him another

Tell everyone to put the pints down and think of something better "

Shots?!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pint

Get him another

Tell everyone to put the pints down and think of something better

Shots?!?"

Yes!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pint

Get him another

Tell everyone to put the pints down and think of something better "

Ice bath?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pint

Get him another

Tell everyone to put the pints down and think of something better

Shots?!?

Yes!!!!! "

Hope you don’t mind body shots. We going tequila rose or brandy hehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pint

Get him another

Tell everyone to put the pints down and think of something better

Shots?!?

Yes!!!!!

Hope you don’t mind body shots. We going tequila rose or brandy hehe "

Hose him down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*puts hose away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*puts hose away"

Stabs holes into hose. Apparently while dripping

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

"*puts hose away

Stabs holes into hose. Apparently while dripping "
have a pint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*puts hose away

Stabs holes into hose. Apparently while dripping have a pint "

Definitely would take up the pint offer

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

"*puts hose away

Stabs holes into hose. Apparently while dripping have a pint

Definitely would take up the pint offer "
I'm having Guinness what are you having

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*puts hose away

Stabs holes into hose. Apparently while dripping "

Confiscates pen knife….naughty boy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Buys thank you drink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*puts hose away

Stabs holes into hose. Apparently while dripping have a pint

Definitely would take up the pint offer I'm having Guinness what are you having "

The same, Sláinte

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By *.hrisMan over a year ago

Bath

"*puts hose away

Stabs holes into hose. Apparently while dripping have a pint

Definitely would take up the pint offer I'm having Guinness what are you having

The same, Sláinte"

Better get them Guinness in 🥳🥳

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

"*puts hose away

Stabs holes into hose. Apparently while dripping have a pint

Definitely would take up the pint offer I'm having Guinness what are you having

The same, Sláinte

Better get them Guinness in 🥳"
have to find a proper Irish pub so

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Time for cocktails

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Time for cocktails"

Operation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Time for cocktails

Operation"

Dr unk jenga

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By *ineapplePixieCouple over a year ago

Your to do list

"[Removed by poster at 30/06/25 21:38:45]"

Ask him what he deleted

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By *othi30Man over a year ago

Wakefield

Be there in the profile pic 😜👌

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 30/06/25 21:38:45]

Ask him what he deleted "

The same answer but if you type it fully it blocks part of it…I got nothing to hide hehehe

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

"[Removed by poster at 30/06/25 21:38:45]

Ask him what he deleted "
ask him if he's still just curious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 30/06/25 21:38:45]

Ask him what he deleted ask him if he's still just curious "

Enter his cave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 30/06/25 21:38:45]

Ask him what he deleted ask him if he's still just curious

Enter his cave "

Enter her cave

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 30/06/25 21:38:45]

Ask him what he deleted ask him if he's still just curious

Enter his cave "

See if she has any ice cubes left

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By *j69funCouple over a year ago

kildare

Polish his sunglasses

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By *rown.studMan over a year ago

Eccles

"Polish his sunglasses

Nibble the nipple

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By *ohiMan over a year ago

anywhere

"Polish his sunglasses

Ask if I can taste her nipples

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Polish his sunglasses

Ask if I can taste her nipples

Tell him he’s ‘Gurt Lush’ haha 🤣

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Polish his sunglasses

Ask if I can taste her nipples

Tell him he’s ‘Gurt Lush’ haha 🤣"

Tell him hes john holmes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She knows 🙈

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Polish his sunglasses

Ask if I can taste her nipples

Tell him he’s ‘Gurt Lush’ haha 🤣

Tell him hes john holmes "

Send her to specsavers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Polish his sunglasses

Ask if I can taste her nipples

Tell him he’s ‘Gurt Lush’ haha 🤣

Tell him hes john holmes

Send her to specsavers "

Send him becking

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By *rown.studMan over a year ago

Eccles

"Polish his sunglasses

Ask if I can taste her nipples

Tell him he’s ‘Gurt Lush’ haha 🤣

Tell him hes john holmes

Send her to specsavers

Send him becking "

See if she needs any help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Offer to put him a towel rail up in his bathroom so he has somewhere to hang his towel 😂

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By *otguy555Man over a year ago

Bristol

Play with your huge cock

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple over a year ago

Somewhere just outside London

Soak his towel

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By *rown.studMan over a year ago

Eccles

"Soak his towel"

Let her have the towel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Soak his towel"

Hose them down x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Soak his towel

Hose them down x"

Help to hold the hose x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Soak his towel

Hose them down x"

Help the hose down and in turn hose them down too 😉

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple over a year ago

Somewhere just outside London

Direct the fan on her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Direct the fan on her"

Get her some ice as shes 🔥

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By *rown.studMan over a year ago

Eccles

Bring some ice creams

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Direct the fan on her

Get her some ice as shes 🔥"

Pick her up and jump in the pool

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple over a year ago

Somewhere just outside London

Join in thr pool party

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By *j69funCouple over a year ago

kildare

Help put some suncream

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple over a year ago

Somewhere just outside London

Return thr favour

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By *lairebear13Woman over a year ago

fife

My hands want to be involved in applying sunscreen

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By *ee1967Man over a year ago

rickmansworth

Maybe suck her tits

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By *rown.studMan over a year ago

Eccles

"My hands want to be involved in applying sunscreen

Apply sunscreen on her instead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My hands want to be involved in applying sunscreen

No good deed should not be rewarded, so I’ll happily help to apply your sun cream for you x

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple over a year ago

Somewhere just outside London

"My hands want to be involved in applying sunscreen

No good deed should not be rewarded, so I’ll happily help to apply your sun cream for you x"

Forget sunscreen that body needs to be oiled up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My hands want to be involved in applying sunscreen

No good deed should not be rewarded, so I’ll happily help to apply your sun cream for you x

Forget sunscreen that body needs to be oiled up"

Help with the oiling

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By *rown.studMan over a year ago

Eccles

"My hands want to be involved in applying sunscreen

No good deed should not be rewarded, so I’ll happily help to apply your sun cream for you x

Forget sunscreen that body needs to be oiled up

Help with the oiling "

Give them Margaritas for the hard work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll hold the oil bottle whilst you are oiling me up. Would be rude not to.. 😈

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll hold the oil bottle whilst you are oiling me up. Would be rude not to.. 😈"

Rub it in good

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple over a year ago

Somewhere just outside London

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple over a year ago

Somewhere just outside London

"Girl chat"

At a spa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll hold the oil bottle whilst you are oiling me up. Would be rude not to.. 😈

Rub it in good "

Full body oil massage I hope? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll hold the oil bottle whilst you are oiling me up. Would be rude not to.. 😈

Rub it in good

Full body oil massage I hope? X"

Is there any other way ? X

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By *arrenhertsmanMan over a year ago

Hatfield

"I’ll hold the oil bottle whilst you are oiling me up. Would be rude not to.. 😈

Rub it in good

Full body oil massage I hope? X

Is there any other way ? X"

Give her a big cuddle

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By *j69funCouple over a year ago

kildare

When he's all oiled up , I'd just slide on top of him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll hold the oil bottle whilst you are oiling me up. Would be rude not to.. 😈

Rub it in good

Full body oil massage I hope? X

Is there any other way ? X"

It’s the only way… x

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