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"He only has a small space 😎😎😎😎😎" My legs arnt thic enough | |||
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"He can't be serious?" Im never serious | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 13/07/25 15:16:34]" He was removed by poster  | |||
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"He goofs around too much" He doesn’t like goofers | |||
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"She told me ‘your cock is too perfect for me’ " My eyes are full of water from the Jota tribute | |||
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"She told me ‘your cock is too perfect for me’ My eyes are full of water from the Jota tribute " Weird | |||
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"She told me ‘your cock is too perfect for me’ My eyes are full of water from the Jota tribute Weird " Back at you | |||
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"I just cant be assed today..." He's not in the mood | |||
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"My bollocks would bruise your chin 🤣🤣" My stubble would scratch the shit out of your balls more like 😂 | |||
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"My bollocks would bruise your chin 🤣🤣 My stubble would scratch the shit out of your balls more like 😂" I need shaved smooth people | |||
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"My bollocks would bruise your chin 🤣🤣 My stubble would scratch the shit out of your balls more like 😂 I need shaved smooth people "He doesn't like it rough 😂 | |||
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"My bollocks would bruise your chin 🤣🤣 My stubble would scratch the shit out of your balls more like 😂 I need shaved smooth people
He doesn't like it rough 😂"You're far away 🤓 | |||
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"My bollocks would bruise your chin 🤣🤣 My stubble would scratch the shit out of your balls more like 😂 I need shaved smooth people
He doesn't like it rough 😂"I’ve just had a trim up | |||
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"My bollocks would bruise your chin 🤣🤣 My stubble would scratch the shit out of your balls more like 😂 I need shaved smooth people
He doesn't like it rough 😂
I’ve just had a trim up"I'm giving the guys the wrong idea 😂 | |||
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"My bollocks would bruise your chin 🤣🤣 My stubble would scratch the shit out of your balls more like 😂 I need shaved smooth people
He doesn't like it rough 😂
I’ve just had a trim up
I'm giving the guys the wrong idea 😂"He’s a fantasist | |||
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"I'm busy tanning up lol" He’s too busy getting a sun tan | |||
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"They prefer the shade " He’s a bit shady | |||
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"They prefer the shade He’s a bit shady " He prefers to play solo | |||
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"They prefer the shade He’s a bit shady He prefers to play solo" Im playing solo too | |||
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"She's too busy strumming her harp" He doesnt like the tunes i play on my harp | |||
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"She's too busy strumming her harp He doesnt like the tunes i play on my harp " She only plays the harp and banjo string | |||
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"I'd rather pluck your harp myself" Hes plucking her harp | |||
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"I'd rather pluck your harp myself Hes plucking her harp " fiddling with her strings  | |||
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"I'd rather pluck your harp myself Hes plucking her harp fiddling with her strings "He's pulling on her tampon strings | |||
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"I'd rather pluck your harp myself Hes plucking her harp fiddling with her strings
He's pulling on her tampon strings"He takes it too far 🤣🤢 | |||
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"I'd rather pluck your harp myself Hes plucking her harp fiddling with her strings
He's pulling on her tampon strings
He takes it too far 🤣🤢"I've got the horn for blue 😉😉 | |||
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"I'd rather pluck your harp myself Hes plucking her harp fiddling with her strings
He's pulling on her tampon strings
He takes it too far 🤣🤢
I've got the horn for blue 😉😉"Ive got the horn for the minion | |||
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"I'd rather pluck your harp myself Hes plucking her harp fiddling with her strings
He's pulling on her tampon strings
He takes it too far 🤣🤢
I've got the horn for blue 😉😉
Ive got the horn for the minion "Need someone to blow my horn | |||
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"I'd rather pluck your harp myself Hes plucking her harp fiddling with her strings
He's pulling on her tampon strings
He takes it too far 🤣🤢
I've got the horn for blue 😉😉
Ive got the horn for the minion
Need someone to blow my horn"I’m not blowing any horn | |||
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"He's not a musician" Hes too busy playing the fiddle | |||
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"He's not a musician Hes too busy playing the fiddle" I can’t quite reach from here! | |||
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"He's not a musician Hes too busy playing the fiddle I can’t quite reach from here!" He’s got stumpy arms | |||
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"He's not a musician Hes too busy playing the fiddle I can’t quite reach from here! He’s got stumpy arms" He’s a Star Wars movie | |||
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"He's not a musician Hes too busy playing the fiddle I can’t quite reach from here! He’s got stumpy arms He’s a Star Wars movie "He is too "judgy" | |||
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"He's not a musician Hes too busy playing the fiddle I can’t quite reach from here! He’s got stumpy arms He’s a Star Wars movie
He is too "judgy" "No buts  | |||
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"He's not a musician Hes too busy playing the fiddle I can’t quite reach from here! He’s got stumpy arms He’s a Star Wars movie
He is too "judgy" "Disrobe me then | |||
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"He's not a musician Hes too busy playing the fiddle I can’t quite reach from here! He’s got stumpy arms He’s a Star Wars movie
He is too "judgy"
Disrobe me then "Rule breaker! | |||
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"He's not a musician Hes too busy playing the fiddle I can’t quite reach from here! He’s got stumpy arms He’s a Star Wars movie
He is too "judgy"
Disrobe me then
Rule breaker! "He is explaining the rules to the judge | |||
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"He's not a musician Hes too busy playing the fiddle I can’t quite reach from here! He’s got stumpy arms He’s a Star Wars movie
He is too "judgy"
Disrobe me then
Rule breaker!
He is explaining the rules to the judge"The judge is not above the rules  | |||
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"He's not a musician Hes too busy playing the fiddle I can’t quite reach from here! He’s got stumpy arms He’s a Star Wars movie
He is too "judgy"
Disrobe me then
Rule breaker!
He is explaining the rules to the judge
The judge is not above the rules "Hes a law unto himself | |||
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"He's not a musician Hes too busy playing the fiddle I can’t quite reach from here! He’s got stumpy arms He’s a Star Wars movie
He is too "judgy"
Disrobe me then
Rule breaker!
He is explaining the rules to the judge
The judge is not above the rules
Hes a law unto himself "She won’t let me break the rules | |||
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"He's not a musician Hes too busy playing the fiddle I can’t quite reach from here! He’s got stumpy arms He’s a Star Wars movie
He is too "judgy"
Disrobe me then
Rule breaker!
He is explaining the rules to the judge
The judge is not above the rules
Hes a law unto himself "She doesn’t want to be whipped into line! | |||
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"He's not a musician Hes too busy playing the fiddle I can’t quite reach from here! He’s got stumpy arms He’s a Star Wars movie
He is too "judgy"
Disrobe me then
Rule breaker!
He is explaining the rules to the judge
The judge is not above the rules
Hes a law unto himself
She doesn’t want to be whipped into line! "Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅 | |||
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"He's not a musician Hes too busy playing the fiddle I can’t quite reach from here! He’s got stumpy arms He’s a Star Wars movie
He is too "judgy"
Disrobe me then
Rule breaker!
He is explaining the rules to the judge
The judge is not above the rules
Hes a law unto himself
She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!
Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅"Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol | |||
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"He's not a musician Hes too busy playing the fiddle I can’t quite reach from here! He’s got stumpy arms He’s a Star Wars movie
He is too "judgy"
Disrobe me then
Rule breaker!
He is explaining the rules to the judge
The judge is not above the rules
Hes a law unto himself
She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!
Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅
Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol"He's trying to trick us! | |||
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"He's not a musician Hes too busy playing the fiddle I can’t quite reach from here! He’s got stumpy arms He’s a Star Wars movie
He is too "judgy"
Disrobe me then
Rule breaker!
He is explaining the rules to the judge
The judge is not above the rules
Hes a law unto himself
She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!
Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅
Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol
He's trying to trick us!"Won’t offer me an ice lolly | |||
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"He's not a musician Hes too busy playing the fiddle I can’t quite reach from here! He’s got stumpy arms He’s a Star Wars movie
He is too "judgy"
Disrobe me then
Rule breaker!
He is explaining the rules to the judge
The judge is not above the rules
Hes a law unto himself
She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!
Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅
Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol
He's trying to trick us!
Won’t offer me an ice lolly "Ive eaten my lolly already | |||
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"He's not a musician Hes too busy playing the fiddle I can’t quite reach from here! He’s got stumpy arms He’s a Star Wars movie
He is too "judgy"
Disrobe me then
Rule breaker!
He is explaining the rules to the judge
The judge is not above the rules
Hes a law unto himself
She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!
Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅
Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol
He's trying to trick us!
Won’t offer me an ice lolly
Ive eaten my lolly already "That wasn't a lolly she was sucking on | |||
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"He's not a musician Hes too busy playing the fiddle I can’t quite reach from here! He’s got stumpy arms He’s a Star Wars movie
He is too "judgy"
Disrobe me then
Rule breaker!
He is explaining the rules to the judge
The judge is not above the rules
Hes a law unto himself
She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!
Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅
Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol
He's trying to trick us!
Won’t offer me an ice lolly
Ive eaten my lolly already
That wasn't a lolly she was sucking on"He’s a chocolate bar | |||
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"He's not a musician Hes too busy playing the fiddle I can’t quite reach from here! He’s got stumpy arms He’s a Star Wars movie
He is too "judgy"
Disrobe me then
Rule breaker!
He is explaining the rules to the judge
The judge is not above the rules
Hes a law unto himself
She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!
Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅
Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol
He's trying to trick us!
Won’t offer me an ice lolly
Ive eaten my lolly already
That wasn't a lolly she was sucking on"She ate it so technically nothing to work with | |||
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"He's not a musician Hes too busy playing the fiddle I can’t quite reach from here! He’s got stumpy arms He’s a Star Wars movie
He is too "judgy"
Disrobe me then
Rule breaker!
He is explaining the rules to the judge
The judge is not above the rules
Hes a law unto himself
She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!
Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅
Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol
He's trying to trick us!
Won’t offer me an ice lolly
Ive eaten my lolly already
That wasn't a lolly she was sucking on
He’s a chocolate bar"Im thinking about chocolate too much | |||
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"He's not a musician Hes too busy playing the fiddle I can’t quite reach from here! He’s got stumpy arms He’s a Star Wars movie
He is too "judgy"
Disrobe me then
Rule breaker!
He is explaining the rules to the judge
The judge is not above the rules
Hes a law unto himself
She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!
Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅
Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol
He's trying to trick us!
Won’t offer me an ice lolly
Ive eaten my lolly already
That wasn't a lolly she was sucking on
He’s a chocolate bar
Im thinking about chocolate too much "She'd like a Freddo rather than THE Freddo | |||
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"He's not a musician Hes too busy playing the fiddle I can’t quite reach from here! He’s got stumpy arms He’s a Star Wars movie
He is too "judgy"
Disrobe me then
Rule breaker!
He is explaining the rules to the judge
The judge is not above the rules
Hes a law unto himself
She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!
Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅
Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol
He's trying to trick us!
Won’t offer me an ice lolly
Ive eaten my lolly already
That wasn't a lolly she was sucking on
He’s a chocolate bar
Im thinking about chocolate too much
She'd like a Freddo rather than THE Freddo"I only like non fantastic freddos | |||
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"He's not a musician Hes too busy playing the fiddle I can’t quite reach from here! He’s got stumpy arms He’s a Star Wars movie
He is too "judgy"
Disrobe me then
Rule breaker!
He is explaining the rules to the judge
The judge is not above the rules
Hes a law unto himself
She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!
Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅
Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol
He's trying to trick us!
Won’t offer me an ice lolly
Ive eaten my lolly already
That wasn't a lolly she was sucking on
He’s a chocolate bar
Im thinking about chocolate too much
She'd like a Freddo rather than THE Freddo
I only like non fantastic freddos "What’s better than brown chocolate 😂 | |||
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"He's not a musician Hes too busy playing the fiddle I can’t quite reach from here! He’s got stumpy arms He’s a Star Wars movie
He is too "judgy"
Disrobe me then
Rule breaker!
He is explaining the rules to the judge
The judge is not above the rules
Hes a law unto himself
She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!
Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅
Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol
He's trying to trick us!
Won’t offer me an ice lolly
Ive eaten my lolly already
That wasn't a lolly she was sucking on
He’s a chocolate bar
Im thinking about chocolate too much
She'd like a Freddo rather than THE Freddo
I only like non fantastic freddos
What’s better than brown chocolate 😂"Brown chocolate thighs 🥵 | |||
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"He's not a musician Hes too busy playing the fiddle I can’t quite reach from here! He’s got stumpy arms He’s a Star Wars movie
He is too "judgy"
Disrobe me then
Rule breaker!
He is explaining the rules to the judge
The judge is not above the rules
Hes a law unto himself
She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!
Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅
Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol
He's trying to trick us!
Won’t offer me an ice lolly
Ive eaten my lolly already
That wasn't a lolly she was sucking on
He’s a chocolate bar
Im thinking about chocolate too much
She'd like a Freddo rather than THE Freddo
I only like non fantastic freddos
What’s better than brown chocolate 😂
Brown chocolate thighs 🥵"I'm not a fan of the number 25. | |||
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"He's not a musician Hes too busy playing the fiddle I can’t quite reach from here! He’s got stumpy arms He’s a Star Wars movie
He is too "judgy"
Disrobe me then
Rule breaker!
He is explaining the rules to the judge
The judge is not above the rules
Hes a law unto himself
She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!
Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅
Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol
He's trying to trick us!
Won’t offer me an ice lolly
Ive eaten my lolly already
That wasn't a lolly she was sucking on
He’s a chocolate bar
Im thinking about chocolate too much
She'd like a Freddo rather than THE Freddo
I only like non fantastic freddos
What’s better than brown chocolate 😂
Brown chocolate thighs 🥵
I'm not a fan of the number 25.
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"He's not a musician Hes too busy playing the fiddle I can’t quite reach from here! He’s got stumpy arms He’s a Star Wars movie
He is too "judgy"
Disrobe me then
Rule breaker!
He is explaining the rules to the judge
The judge is not above the rules
Hes a law unto himself
She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!
Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅
Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol
He's trying to trick us!
Won’t offer me an ice lolly
Ive eaten my lolly already
That wasn't a lolly she was sucking on
He’s a chocolate bar
Im thinking about chocolate too much
She'd like a Freddo rather than THE Freddo
I only like non fantastic freddos
What’s better than brown chocolate 😂
Brown chocolate thighs 🥵
I'm not a fan of the number 25.
He cares too much about numbers "She's all about the alphabet | |||
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"He's not a musician Hes too busy playing the fiddle I can’t quite reach from here! He’s got stumpy arms He’s a Star Wars movie
He is too "judgy"
Disrobe me then
Rule breaker!
He is explaining the rules to the judge
The judge is not above the rules
Hes a law unto himself
She doesn’t want to be whipped into line!
Hes just broke the rules hes trying to enforce 👅
Purely accidental…knew she’d jump on that lol
He's trying to trick us!
Won’t offer me an ice lolly
Ive eaten my lolly already
That wasn't a lolly she was sucking on
He’s a chocolate bar
Im thinking about chocolate too much
She'd like a Freddo rather than THE Freddo
I only like non fantastic freddos
What’s better than brown chocolate 😂
Brown chocolate thighs 🥵
I'm not a fan of the number 25.
He cares too much about numbers
She's all about the alphabet"He doesn’t like her word play | |||
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"I’m eating a flake" He doesn't know his chocolate bars | |||
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"I’m eating a flake He doesn't know his chocolate bars " Ive already had a freddo today | |||
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"I’m eating a flake He doesn't know his chocolate bars Ive already had a freddo today " She's got melted chocolate all over her face  | |||
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"I’m eating a flake He doesn't know his chocolate bars Ive already had a freddo today She's got melted chocolate all over her face "Hes a wizzard id be scared he put a spell on me 🤣 | |||
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"I’m eating a flake He doesn't know his chocolate bars Ive already had a freddo today She's got melted chocolate all over her face
Hes a wizzard id be scared he put a spell on me 🤣"I've read what she wants folk to dress their cocks up as | |||
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"I’m eating a flake He doesn't know his chocolate bars Ive already had a freddo today She's got melted chocolate all over her face
Hes a wizzard id be scared he put a spell on me 🤣
I've read what she wants folk to dress their cocks up as"My cock is too inky | |||
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"I’m eating a flake He doesn't know his chocolate bars Ive already had a freddo today She's got melted chocolate all over her face
Hes a wizzard id be scared he put a spell on me 🤣
I've read what she wants folk to dress their cocks up as"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he wont try it for me | |||
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"I’m eating a flake He doesn't know his chocolate bars Ive already had a freddo today She's got melted chocolate all over her face
Hes a wizzard id be scared he put a spell on me 🤣
I've read what she wants folk to dress their cocks up as
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he wont try it for me"She went into hidding | |||
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"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour" Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs | |||
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"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs" She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷 | |||
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"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷" I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣 | |||
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"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷 I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣" He wasn't invited | |||
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"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷 I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣" She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣 | |||
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"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷 I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣 She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣" He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛 | |||
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"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷 I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣 She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣 He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛" It would be you fucking me | |||
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"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷 I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣 She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣 He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛 It would be you fucking me " He wants pegging and im not into that | |||
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"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷 I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣 She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣 He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛 It would be you fucking me " He needs to man up | |||
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"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷 I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣 She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣 He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛 It would be you fucking me He wants pegging and im not into that" She's only into pegs on the washing line | |||
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"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷 I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣 She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣 He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛 It would be you fucking me He needs to man up " Youre too much for me to handle 😛 | |||
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"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷 I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣 She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣 He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛 It would be you fucking me He wants pegging and im not into that She's only into pegs on the washing line" Id rather hang you out to dry | |||
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"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷 I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣 She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣 He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛 It would be you fucking me He needs to man up Youre too much for me to handle 😛" She can’t hold on to my handles | |||
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"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷 I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣 She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣 He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛 It would be you fucking me He needs to man up Youre too much for me to handle 😛 She can’t hold on to my handles " He's a little teapot short and stout | |||
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"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷 I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣 She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣 He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛 It would be you fucking me He needs to man up Youre too much for me to handle 😛 She can’t hold on to my handles " His handles are too slippery | |||
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"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷 I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣 She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣 He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛 It would be you fucking me He needs to man up Youre too much for me to handle 😛 She can’t hold on to my handles He's a little teapot short and stout" Hes too busy singing | |||
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"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷 I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣 She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣 He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛 It would be you fucking me He needs to man up Youre too much for me to handle 😛 She can’t hold on to my handles He's a little teapot short and stout Hes too busy singing " She's too mysterious atm | |||
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"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷 I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣 She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣 He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛 It would be you fucking me He needs to man up Youre too much for me to handle 😛 She can’t hold on to my handles He's a little teapot short and stout Hes too busy singing " She won't lose herself to the music | |||
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"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷 I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣 She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣 He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛 It would be you fucking me He needs to man up Youre too much for me to handle 😛 She can’t hold on to my handles He's a little teapot short and stout Hes too busy singing She won't lose herself to the music" He wants me to get lost | |||
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"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷 I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣 She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣 He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛 It would be you fucking me He needs to man up Youre too much for me to handle 😛 She can’t hold on to my handles He's a little teapot short and stout Hes too busy singing She won't lose herself to the music He wants me to get lost " She’s hiding in the shadows | |||
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"He's too good, no one's responded in an hour Hes too busy trying to participate in gangbangs She's extremely quick on spying on me 🥷 I was too busy trying to organise my own 🤣 She didn't invite me to her gangbang! 🤣 He'd rather be at a gangbang with her😛 It would be you fucking me He needs to man up Youre too much for me to handle 😛 She can’t hold on to my handles He's a little teapot short and stout Hes too busy singing She won't lose herself to the music He wants me to get lost She’s hiding in the shadows " He's afraid of the dark | |||
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"He's a vampire "He’s scared of being sucked | |||
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"He's a vampire "He doesn't like blood😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"He's a vampire
He doesn't like blood😎😎😎😎😎"Were both hidden and would never find each other | |||
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"He's a vampire
He doesn't like blood😎😎😎😎😎
Were both hidden and would never find each other "She only likes playing in the dark | |||
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"He's a vampire
He doesn't like blood😎😎😎😎😎
Were both hidden and would never find each other "She's going to have to feel around | |||
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"He's a vampire
He doesn't like blood😎😎😎😎😎
Were both hidden and would never find each other
She's going to have to feel around "I grabbed his freddo by accident | |||
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"He's a vampire
He doesn't like blood😎😎😎😎😎
Were both hidden and would never find each other
She's going to have to feel around
I grabbed his freddo by accident "She pretended she didn't mean to | |||
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"He's a vampire
He doesn't like blood😎😎😎😎😎
Were both hidden and would never find each other
She's going to have to feel around
I grabbed his freddo by accident
She pretended she didn't mean to "Lucky it wasn’t his double decker | |||
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"He's a vampire
He doesn't like blood😎😎😎😎😎
Were both hidden and would never find each other
She's going to have to feel around
I grabbed his freddo by accident "If you grabbed my freddo it would melt. | |||
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"He's a vampire
He’s scared of being sucked "For the record, I most certainly am absolutely not | |||
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"He's a vampire
He’s scared of being sucked
For the record, I most certainly am absolutely not "He protests too much lol | |||
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"He's a vampire
He’s scared of being sucked
For the record, I most certainly am absolutely not
He protests too much lol"He isn't into protesting | |||
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"He's a vampire
He’s scared of being sucked
For the record, I most certainly am absolutely not
He protests too much lol
He isn't into protesting "Im straight | |||
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"He's a vampire
He’s scared of being sucked
For the record, I most certainly am absolutely not
He protests too much lol
He isn't into protesting "I’m not abstaining | |||
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"He's stained his abs" I cant think anymore | |||
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"I'm staying celibate " I'm staying sober😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"I'm staying celibate " I wouldn't want to tempt him out of celibacy | |||
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"She's a temptress" He doesnt want to be tempted | |||
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"She busy tempting someone else " You've shrunk but cost more. | |||
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"She busy tempting someone else You've shrunk but cost more." Hes a size queen | |||
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"She busy tempting someone else You've shrunk but cost more. Hes a size queen " You are our queen👸👸👸👸👸 | |||
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"She busy tempting someone else You've shrunk but cost more. Hes a size queen You are our queen👸👸👸👸👸" No YOU are out queen 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"She busy tempting someone else You've shrunk but cost more. Hes a size queen You are our queen👸👸👸👸👸 No YOU are out queen 🤣🤣🤣" You make me wait for weeks | |||
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"She busy tempting someone else You've shrunk but cost more. Hes a size queen You are our queen👸👸👸👸👸 No YOU are out queen 🤣🤣🤣 You make me wait for weeks" She demands satisfaction to the suspense 🤣🤣 | |||
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"She busy tempting someone else You've shrunk but cost more. Hes a size queen You are our queen👸👸👸👸👸 No YOU are out queen 🤣🤣🤣 You make me wait for weeks She demands satisfaction to the suspense 🤣🤣" Hes saving himself for a few more weeks | |||
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"She busy tempting someone else You've shrunk but cost more. Hes a size queen You are our queen👸👸👸👸👸 No YOU are out queen 🤣🤣🤣 You make me wait for weeks She demands satisfaction to the suspense 🤣🤣 Hes saving himself for a few more weeks " I'm waiting till she comes out of hiding 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"She busy tempting someone else You've shrunk but cost more. Hes a size queen You are our queen👸👸👸👸👸 No YOU are out queen 🤣🤣🤣 You make me wait for weeks She demands satisfaction to the suspense 🤣🤣 Hes saving himself for a few more weeks I'm waiting till she comes out of hiding 😎😎😎😎😎" He doesnt want to go seeking | |||
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"Already out there... eyes peeled🤓" He cant find me | |||
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"Already out there... eyes peeled🤓 He cant find me " Nobody can | |||
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"Already out there... eyes peeled🤓 He cant find me " I got lost in Stockton last time 😜😜 | |||
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"Already out there... eyes peeled🤓 He cant find me I got lost in Stockton last time 😜😜" Easily done, im out there now. Send help!!! | |||
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"Already out there... eyes peeled🤓 He cant find me I got lost in Stockton last time 😜😜 Easily done, im out there now. Send help!!!" He cant find my house | |||
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"Already out there... eyes peeled🤓 He cant find me I got lost in Stockton last time 😜😜 Easily done, im out there now. Send help!!! He cant find my house" Shes too busy hiding from all her admirers 😉 | |||
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"Already out there... eyes peeled🤓 He cant find me I got lost in Stockton last time 😜😜 Easily done, im out there now. Send help!!! He cant find my house" She not at home .. | |||
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"Already out there... eyes peeled🤓 He cant find me I got lost in Stockton last time 😜😜 Easily done, im out there now. Send help!!! He cant find my house" I don't need directions 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"Already out there... eyes peeled🤓 He cant find me I got lost in Stockton last time 😜😜 Easily done, im out there now. Send help!!! He cant find my house I don't need directions 😎😎😎😎😎" He skipped me for TT | |||
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"Already out there... eyes peeled🤓 He cant find me I got lost in Stockton last time 😜😜 Easily done, im out there now. Send help!!! He cant find my house I don't need directions 😎😎😎😎😎 He skipped me for TT" Im blaming the time zone difference | |||
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"I'd hope your hubby would like me to spank you before" I like soft hands | |||
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"I'd hope your hubby would like me to spank you before I like soft hands " I have soft hands and a hard cock! | |||
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"I'd hope your hubby would like me to spank you before I like soft hands I have soft hands and a hard cock! " He's too hard for me 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"I'd hope your hubby would like me to spank you before I like soft hands I have soft hands and a hard cock! " You clearly wank too much then 🤣🤣 | |||
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"They've got their hands full" He doesnt want to fill my hands | |||
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"They've got their hands full" I like my hands full of baps | |||
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"They've got their hands full He doesnt want to fill my hands " She can’t wrap her hands around me 🍆🤣 | |||
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"They've got their hands full He doesnt want to fill my hands She can’t wrap her hands around me 🍆🤣" She left asbestos gloves at my house | |||
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