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What cringey things on profiles put you off?
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Weve all seen the profiles with certain words or phrases that make us cringe. For us its when people say they are "professional couples" why would that make any difference to anyone?. Another thing is the word 'ick", full grown adults using the word ick just makes us recoil.
This is just a bit of fun of course so dont come at me people! x
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People who seem shocked and appalled by the sheer mention of anything sexual or seeing nudity on people's profiles, despite being signed up to a casual sex website  |
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Any evidence of ‘yous”, “youse” or “use” (out of context)
Any variation of the Sydney University guff- I’m going to make a bold statement that a fab user has never successfully sued an institution for using their data…… |
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Few icks for us:
People who happily take photos when their house is a sh!thole. Not talking mess, talking dirty pots lying around, dirt on the walls, kids toys lying around.
Another is when a women was making herself squirt with a toy, sat on the sofa, just squirted all over her sofa, no towel or cover and could see that the toy was filthy.
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Anything from young women indicating that they are looking for mature men to “ spoil them “ or treat them “ like a princess “ .
I may be drawing incorrect conclusions but this always sounds a bit like they want to be paid for meets etc. |
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Not so much specific phrases (most of mine have been covered here already) but when their profile states they're looking for someone who clearly is nothing like me.
So for example, different age (significantly), different type of play (states they're dom but claim to be sub when messaging) etc
They then tend to go on rationalise that these things aren't "deal breakers" for them... ok pal, but I'm trying to find someone whose needs align with my own so we can have a great time, not an average time 🙄 |
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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"Smoker. Won’t meet smokers.
Cannot accommodate. Cannot travel.
£££.
HnH.
I will think of more.
What's HnH?"
Ngl, I had to search this, High 'n' horny seemingly. 🙄🤨 |
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""Back again" "can't stay away"
This
Our local updates shows the same people joining every other week"
There is a local couple near me, who seem to rejoin weekly, they are up to “25” alongside their username |
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I know we don’t want lots of AI generated pics on site but using a bit of AI to tidy bedrooms, remove the toilet/bathroom, it’s very easy to do these days.
We will sometimes use it to smooth the bed sheet or take away something in background like a plug socket which just takes away from the image. |
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"Any evidence of ‘yous”, “youse” or “use” (out of context)
Any variation of the Sydney University guff- I’m going to make a bold statement that a fab user has never successfully sued an institution for using their data…… "
This ⬆️ 100% |
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As a few have mentioned "Yous" "Youse" "fill in later" (but the account is a year old). People who just strictly have dick pics on their profile, "sesh" we're in our middle 30s, I've not had a Sesh for about 15 years.
Also the whole pointless legal paragraph that's meant to stop people using photos. |
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"I know we don’t want lots of AI generated pics on site but using a bit of AI to tidy bedrooms, remove the toilet/bathroom, it’s very easy to do these days.
We will sometimes use it to smooth the bed sheet or take away something in background like a plug socket which just takes away from the image."
Your pics are just one of the reasons you've been on our Hotlist for ages. |
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"Men saying how amazing they are in bed or I'm hung, girthy and a heavy cummer.
Text speak and people who can't spell tongue and spell it tounge lol.
Not a big thing but it annoys me 😂"
Poor spelling, no punctuation and bad grammar. Sometimes I cannot even understand what people have written in their messages, or profiles. I asked a couple that I met a few years ago why my message caught their eye, and they said it was because it was well written and used punctuation. |
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"Any evidence of ‘yous”, “youse” or “use” (out of context)
Any variation of the Sydney University guff- I’m going to make a bold statement that a fab user has never successfully sued an institution for using their data…… "
Ok. So I’m from the south. Yous is not a word down here. Or so I though.
Notice your spell correct does not try and correct it?
My wife is from the north. I didn’t believe that it was a real word.
Dictionary definition:
youse |juiz| (also yous)
pronoun dialect
used to mean "you", when addressing a group of people that you are speaking to:
See yous later.
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So, you should not find that word usage to be a put off. It is literally part of the English language |
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"Any evidence of ‘yous”, “youse” or “use” (out of context)
Any variation of the Sydney University guff- I’m going to make a bold statement that a fab user has never successfully sued an institution for using their data……
Ok. So I’m from the south. Yous is not a word down here. Or so I though.
Notice your spell correct does not try and correct it?
My wife is from the north. I didn’t believe that it was a real word.
Dictionary definition:
youse |juiz| (also yous)
pronoun dialect
used to mean "you", when addressing a group of people that you are speaking to:
See yous later.
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So, you should not find that word usage to be a put off. It is literally part of the English language "
I’m well aware of what it means- being northern. I just choose to dislike it. Like many other things in the english language I use as a filter to decide if someone and I will be a match. Viking as an example. Historically accurate as a concept. Often used to describe a man with a beard or a top knot. |
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"Any variation of the Sydney University guff- I’m going to make a bold statement that a fab user has never successfully sued an institution for using their data…… "
The "Facebook is a publicly traded entity" variant is the one I struggle with. So are BP and Marks and Spencer plc, but I'm not sure what relevance the ownership structure of an entirely unrelated website might be in the context of this little site.  |
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420 friendly (or any mention of drugs)
Want to be 'spoilt' or 'rewarded'.
Wanting only 'exceptional' people - with no definition of what this means.
'Gymfit'- Another meaningless term
Asks for face pics but won't reciprocate because of their oh so important job.
One word messages.
Winks then ignores a polite message.
"I'm back"
And so it goes on. I frequently wonder if its worth the disappointment.
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People that refer to themselves as intellectual (usually means they can't hold a conversation)
"HNH"
"Not my first rodeo"
New one we don't like is when people post pictures and have it captioned "Not Mr" or "Not Mrs". |
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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"Weve all seen the profiles with certain words or phrases that make us cringe. For us its when people say they are "professional couples" why would that make any difference to anyone?. Another thing is the word 'ick", full grown adults using the word ick just makes us recoil.
It always makes me think there must be amateur and semi-pro couples too
This is just a bit of fun of course so dont come at me people! x
Mrs x"
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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"Few icks for us:
People who happily take photos when their house is a sh!thole. Not talking mess, talking dirty pots lying around, dirt on the walls, kids toys lying around.
Another is when a women was making herself squirt with a toy, sat on the sofa, just squirted all over her sofa, no towel or cover and could see that the toy was filthy.
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Grim... I'll add dick pics with toilets in them |
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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"‘Breed me/wife/gf’
Who are you, a Labrador? "
The whole breeding thing is a bit nuts isnt it... cant you just enjoy finishing in someone? Why does fertility have to come into it |
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"That statement at the end claiming privacy and no university use blah blah.
Honestly wonder if people believe it's worth the space."
This plus people who say "youse" or "use" instead of "you". It's bad enough when it is spoken but actually seeing it written down.. |
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Couples that describe each other with an exhaustive and glazing paragraph detailing what they love about each other like it means anything to anyone else...
Also couples who name themselves:
. King/Queen
. Stag/Vixen
. Cuck/Hotwife
Just unimaginative and exasperating 😂
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Others have mentioned it, but the Sydney University or other meaningless disclaimers is always cringy
Generic cliches, some of which have been mentioned, also feel cringy
The biggest one though is profiles (usually men) claiming to they're a "Dom" when it's pretty obvious from their profile that they're clueless about it |
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"Others have mentioned it, but the Sydney University or other meaningless disclaimers is always cringy
Generic cliches, some of which have been mentioned, also feel cringy
The biggest one though is profiles (usually men) claiming to they're a "Dom" when it's pretty obvious from their profile that they're clueless about it "
Yes to all this.
Particularly gyts think a pic of a watch and them holding a belt makes them a Dom.
Also the amount of people who use the term dom and domme without capitalising. Its always Dom and Domme and sub always small |
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Not sure if u class as cringe or god dam infuriating
1. Obviously fakes but ones that persist to be created account
Not naming anyone (cowslip)
Also ones that leave and then return with new account
Have you missed me
Answer no |
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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"Others have mentioned it, but the Sydney University or other meaningless disclaimers is always cringy
Generic cliches, some of which have been mentioned, also feel cringy
The biggest one though is profiles (usually men) claiming to they're a "Dom" when it's pretty obvious from their profile that they're clueless about it "
When someone says dom I think Dominic |
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"Others have mentioned it, but the Sydney University or other meaningless disclaimers is always cringy
Generic cliches, some of which have been mentioned, also feel cringy
The biggest one though is profiles (usually men) claiming to they're a "Dom" when it's pretty obvious from their profile that they're clueless about it
When someone says dom I think Dominic "
Dominic the donkey! |
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Anything with the following...
"Hehehe"
"Fab to fuck me". "Fab for friend invite" ... etc
Clearly Heavily edited pics
A long list of demands
Shit hole rooms in the background
"8 inch plus and girthy"...OK that ones just because I dont have one haha .
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"Any evidence of ‘yous”, “youse” or “use” (out of context)
Any variation of the Sydney University guff- I’m going to make a bold statement that a fab user has never successfully sued an institution for using their data…… "
Totally agree |
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Winks from hidden profiles.
The wink and friend request combo
When every message ends with “mmmmm”
“What are you looking for?”
“Hey”
Pics when the cock is next to a deodorant can
Daddy / Bull references
Single profiles that claim to be a couple but the lady is too shy to show any pics when the profile doesn’t show any pics anyway
Silhouette profiles
“What are you up to?”
Friend requests when they have no friend pics
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By *aked_magicMan 20 weeks ago
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"Any evidence of ‘yous”, “youse” or “use” (out of context)
Any variation of the Sydney University guff- I’m going to make a bold statement that a fab user has never successfully sued an institution for using their data…… "
☝️THIS
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Been getting a lot of this all of a sudden
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"Are use up for a meet"
"No weez really arent!!!"
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"Winks from hidden profiles.
The wink and friend request combo
When every message ends with “mmmmm”
“What are you looking for?”
“Hey”
Pics when the cock is next to a deodorant can
Daddy / Bull references
Single profiles that claim to be a couple but the lady is too shy to show any pics when the profile doesn’t show any pics anyway
Silhouette profiles
“What are you up to?”
Friend requests when they have no friend pics
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. Well everything I was going to write is here. I certainly couldn’t put it better myself. .. perfect !! |
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"Any evidence of ‘yous”, “youse” or “use” (out of context)
Any variation of the Sydney University guff- I’m going to make a bold statement that a fab user has never successfully sued an institution for using their data…… "
Exactly this!
Also vague / non descript locations e.g. 'near you', etc. The word 'ick'. Profile names that include reference to cock attributes. |
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"Discretion required" despite having their profile covered in face pics or extremely distinctive tattoos.
Any use of the word "exceptional". I promise there are other words you can use. |
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Profiles with 0% effort put into them.
Joined Fab when Moses was a boy with "Will fill in later" covered in cobwebs at the bottom.
No photos at all and stating that they will only reply if you send a photo.
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Bareback only
Too many creampie pics with various cocks in the shot
Discoloured ass cheeks
Cannot travel or accommodate (what?)
Snow/powder for fun references
Mentioning their OF and other money making media
Price lists (wrong site)
"Straight men" messaging me wanting to suck my cock.
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By *ylvieMWoman 20 weeks ago
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The uptick of couples profiles where it's a single Male and a sex doll lol
"Pushing limits" I know what my limits are and if you will actively break them for your own pleasure, no thanks.
"No fatties"
420
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Men who message saying either ‘£££’ or “I’m generous. Sorry, did you think I was on the game?!
Couples who bleat on about people needing to make an effort then give you one word replies.
The profiles that beg for likes and fabs because they’re not here to meet, they’re here for popularity.
Scooby-do profiles: they upload the same videos 25 times a day. |
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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The Sydney uni thing. There never was a study. That was appearing on profiles back in 2009 when I was first on. And even the site owners have a piece on their FAQ’s to state it’s not true. Has the study taken 26 years to complete?! Come on, see sense folks! |
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"Pushing limits" I know what my limits are and if you will actively break them for your own pleasure, no thanks.
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Agree with this....we hate it when people say they like to push boundaries. Boundaries are there for a reason. |
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By *aandLoCouple 20 weeks ago
Southampton |
We didn't realise how many things made us cringe until we were nodding with almost every post on this thread....
We also cringe at couples describing themselves as "super sexy," "foxy" or similar. Their idea of super sexy isn't necessarily ours and whispers arrogance to us. 😬 |
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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Male profiles that bang on about how they’re sick of men messaging them… well you have the option to block men, but you don’t… wonder why that is? And male profiles that say straight yet they’ve done half the TV’s in their area. |
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Messy/dirty rooms.
Anything where a toilet is visible
Single male profiles with lots of female pics... did they really get consent to share?
"Absolutely no Bi guys"... like im gonna pounce on your fella.. jeez |
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"Messy/dirty rooms.
Anything where a toilet is visible
Single male profiles with lots of female pics... did they really get consent to share?
"Absolutely no Bi guys"... like im gonna pounce on your fella.. jeez"
Hate that one too,the assumption that anyone bi has no degree of self control and has no ability to adapt to different scenarios. |
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Ones that type out questions that men might ask and then answer them sometimes like a long list ie
'Hey how are you' - I'm fine how about some IMAGINATION
And so on. I mean I'd this was a club would you start a conversation with a stranger by simply launching into scenarios you may want to play out ? |
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Smokers/420
Anything like "no Asians" or "no trans/ TVs" or such like
Statuses saying just "Horny".
The phrase "balls need draining".
Gruesome close up pics of dicks that look crusty/ slimy/ weird
Claims to be a couple but obviously just a guy
Anything that looks like poor hygiene
Toilets
Badly focussed/ too close pics of genitalia where you can't even work out what's what until you study it closely and then you wish you hadn't
Sydney Uni and suchlike
Videos of daytime shagging outdoors in public places especially if there's things like picnic benches visible |
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By *aked_magicMan 20 weeks ago
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"A two line "Been here before, know the score" profile text with the Sydney Uni shit at the bottom and an 18 to 99 age range and every interest ticked off. "
YES!!!
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Even of you had NEVER been here before, it doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure out how the score!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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Whenever I see "professional couple" especially if they misspelled it.
Sydney university or Facebook disclaimer. Proves they haven't read the FAQs for this site. |
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For us it is the single guys who suggest that you haven't had proper sex until you have it with them, further proven by a lynx can next to a cock over the toilet!
Not profiles, but more in the forum, when the single guys with no verifications talk about what their wife does when they meet people.... Fantasists |
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Very thought out and well written profile. It's like they're actually trying which in turn means we have to read it and put actual effort in. What's wrong with a simple "FAF?" Accompanied by 1000 action shots 
*stick tongue firmly in cheek.
Mr H
P.S. it irritates me when people put things like used the word "pinapples" to prove you've read the profile, like its some kind of exam. Do they not know that people have the ability to skin read and look for buzz words. |
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By *mogen321TV/TS 20 weeks ago
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Messy rooms behind their pics.
Dirty finger nails.
People on their mobile thousands of miles away, but apparently live next door.
Couple profiles purely written by men (yes it is obvious). |
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