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"Who 
rachel riley off countdown
lisa riley was one of the dingles on emmerdale, and did youve been framed for a while"
Great new pic guys ! Merry Christmas lol
Oh right-e-o her !!! Nah she's not that special her shit will still stink  |
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"Who
rachel riley off countdown
lisa riley was one of the dingles on emmerdale, and did youve been framed for a while
Great new pic guys ! Merry Christmas lol
Oh right-e-o her !!! Nah she's not that special her shit will still stink "
She's a total babe and one of the best looking girls on the tv, such a cheeky glint in her eye too.
i'd love to |
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"Who
rachel riley off countdown
lisa riley was one of the dingles on emmerdale, and did youve been framed for a while
Great new pic guys ! Merry Christmas lol
Oh right-e-o her !!! Nah she's not that special her shit will still stink
She's a total babe and one of the best looking girls on the tv, such a cheeky glint in her eye too.
i'd love to"
You need to get to specSavers    |
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"Who
rachel riley off countdown
lisa riley was one of the dingles on emmerdale, and did youve been framed for a while
Great new pic guys ! Merry Christmas lol
Oh right-e-o her !!! Nah she's not that special her shit will still stink
She's a total babe and one of the best looking girls on the tv, such a cheeky glint in her eye too.
i'd love to
You need to get to specSavers "
Its BOGOF, I'll pick you up on the way |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who
rachel riley off countdown
lisa riley was one of the dingles on emmerdale, and did youve been framed for a while
Great new pic guys ! Merry Christmas lol
Oh right-e-o her !!! Nah she's not that special her shit will still stink
She's a total babe and one of the best looking girls on the tv, such a cheeky glint in her eye too.
i'd love to
You need to get to specSavers
Its BOGOF, I'll pick you up on the way "
horses for courses, though..
just make sure you have a feedbag for her. |
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"Who
rachel riley off countdown
lisa riley was one of the dingles on emmerdale, and did youve been framed for a while
Great new pic guys ! Merry Christmas lol
Oh right-e-o her !!! Nah she's not that special her shit will still stink "
lol, thanks.
its a prelude to our fabvent piccies lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who
rachel riley off countdown
lisa riley was one of the dingles on emmerdale, and did youve been framed for a while
Great new pic guys ! Merry Christmas lol
Oh right-e-o her !!! Nah she's not that special her shit will still stink
She's a total babe and one of the best looking girls on the tv, such a cheeky glint in her eye too.
i'd love to
You need to get to specSavers
Its BOGOF, I'll pick you up on the way
horses for courses, though..
just make sure you have a feedbag for her."
Oi I don't need to come on here to get insulted you guys. I can step right back into the reality of my home !
Less of the bag  |
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I love watching 8 out of 10 cats do countdown and the way she handles the guy with the beard (his name currently escapes me),
What I like about it is he dosent go all 'Keith lemon' about her, he kind of ignores her.
I think she has a great back, great bum, is very pretty and looks like she has brains too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who
rachel riley off countdown
lisa riley was one of the dingles on emmerdale, and did youve been framed for a while
Great new pic guys ! Merry Christmas lol
Oh right-e-o her !!! Nah she's not that special her shit will still stink
She's a total babe and one of the best looking girls on the tv, such a cheeky glint in her eye too.
i'd love to
You need to get to specSavers
Its BOGOF, I'll pick you up on the way
horses for courses, though..
just make sure you have a feedbag for her.
Oi I don't need to come on here to get insulted you guys. I can step right back into the reality of my home !
Less of the bag "
lol, if you didnt jump to conclusions, you would get no exercise at all lol
i meant the bleedin Riley woman lol |
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"I love watching 8 out of 10 cats do countdown and the way she handles the guy with the beard (his name currently escapes me),
What I like about it is he dosent go all 'Keith lemon' about her, he kind of ignores her.
I think she has a great back, great bum, is very pretty and looks like she has brains too."
how does she handle him?
she gets all embarrassed and coy.
he runs bloody rings round her, the shows i have watched.
she doesnt have a funny bone in her body, and that would include if he was banging her.
she is completely lost on that show because even though she is smart, she isnt sharp. |
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"I love watching 8 out of 10 cats do countdown and the way she handles the guy with the beard (his name currently escapes me),
What I like about it is he dosent go all 'Keith lemon' about her, he kind of ignores her.
I think she has a great back, great bum, is very pretty and looks like she has brains too.
how does she handle him?
she gets all embarrassed and coy.
he runs bloody rings round her, the shows i have watched.
she doesnt have a funny bone in her body, and that would include if he was banging her.
she is completely lost on that show because even though she is smart, she isnt sharp."
I find her very witty and has been sharp with come backs before now and puts him in his place (the beardy guy). Or, she has ignored him but turned to the panels or camera and done something he hasnt seen that everyone else has found funny. Albeit she isnt a comedian, thats not her job, the comedians are supposed to make it funny when they are on the show.
She's quick with long letter'd words getting them on the board and with the sums too, sometimes showing how the numbers could of been done in another way that contestants have missed.
I like her coyness when she shows it, to me it makes her look even more sweet.
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"I love watching 8 out of 10 cats do countdown and the way she handles the guy with the beard (his name currently escapes me),
What I like about it is he dosent go all 'Keith lemon' about her, he kind of ignores her.
I think she has a great back, great bum, is very pretty and looks like she has brains too.
how does she handle him?
she gets all embarrassed and coy.
he runs bloody rings round her, the shows i have watched.
she doesnt have a funny bone in her body, and that would include if he was banging her.
she is completely lost on that show because even though she is smart, she isnt sharp.
I find her very witty and has been sharp with come backs before now and puts him in his place (the beardy guy). Or, she has ignored him but turned to the panels or camera and done something he hasnt seen that everyone else has found funny. Albeit she isnt a comedian, thats not her job, the comedians are supposed to make it funny when they are on the show.
She's quick with long letter'd words getting them on the board and with the sums too, sometimes showing how the numbers could of been done in another way that contestants have missed.
I like her coyness when she shows it, to me it makes her look even more sweet.
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yes, and letters and numbers are her job, the difference being, when the comedians are dealing with being involved in her job, they make it tolerable.
when she is put in a comical situation, she looks uncomfortable.
its a dynamic that just doesnt work.
i actually reckon the Vorderman would do the job a lot better |
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"I love watching 8 out of 10 cats do countdown and the way she handles the guy with the beard (his name currently escapes me),
What I like about it is he dosent go all 'Keith lemon' about her, he kind of ignores her.
I think she has a great back, great bum, is very pretty and looks like she has brains too.
how does she handle him?
she gets all embarrassed and coy.
he runs bloody rings round her, the shows i have watched.
she doesnt have a funny bone in her body, and that would include if he was banging her.
she is completely lost on that show because even though she is smart, she isnt sharp.
I find her very witty and has been sharp with come backs before now and puts him in his place (the beardy guy). Or, she has ignored him but turned to the panels or camera and done something he hasnt seen that everyone else has found funny. Albeit she isnt a comedian, thats not her job, the comedians are supposed to make it funny when they are on the show.
She's quick with long letter'd words getting them on the board and with the sums too, sometimes showing how the numbers could of been done in another way that contestants have missed.
I like her coyness when she shows it, to me it makes her look even more sweet.
yes, and letters and numbers are her job, the difference being, when the comedians are dealing with being involved in her job, they make it tolerable.
when she is put in a comical situation, she looks uncomfortable.
its a dynamic that just doesnt work.
i actually reckon the Vorderman would do the job a lot better"
And despite the fact you called me stupid horse face old bag - I agree  |
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Its the coquettishness I can't stand. All the little coy glances. I want to slap Snappo when he drools over her and tell him to choose a proper woman to slobber over.
And she was rubbish on Strictly! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love watching 8 out of 10 cats do countdown and the way she handles the guy with the beard (his name currently escapes me),
What I like about it is he dosent go all 'Keith lemon' about her, he kind of ignores her.
I think she has a great back, great bum, is very pretty and looks like she has brains too.
how does she handle him?
she gets all embarrassed and coy.
he runs bloody rings round her, the shows i have watched.
she doesnt have a funny bone in her body, and that would include if he was banging her.
she is completely lost on that show because even though she is smart, she isnt sharp.
I find her very witty and has been sharp with come backs before now and puts him in his place (the beardy guy). Or, she has ignored him but turned to the panels or camera and done something he hasnt seen that everyone else has found funny. Albeit she isnt a comedian, thats not her job, the comedians are supposed to make it funny when they are on the show.
She's quick with long letter'd words getting them on the board and with the sums too, sometimes showing how the numbers could of been done in another way that contestants have missed.
I like her coyness when she shows it, to me it makes her look even more sweet.
yes, and letters and numbers are her job, the difference being, when the comedians are dealing with being involved in her job, they make it tolerable.
when she is put in a comical situation, she looks uncomfortable.
its a dynamic that just doesnt work.
i actually reckon the Vorderman would do the job a lot better
And despite the fact you called me stupid horse face old bag - I agree "
im gonna punch you in your left boob one of these days lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its the coquettishness I can't stand. All the little coy glances. I want to slap Snappo when he drools over her and tell him to choose a proper woman to slobber over.
And she was rubbish on Strictly!"
see!
bring on Anne Widdicomb.
ccwwwwwwoooooooaaaarrrrr!!!!!! |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"I don't enjoy any programme with Rachael Riley in. She's talentless.
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I was just thinking I d not seen you about granny,, where ve you been hiding,? |
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"I don't enjoy any programme with Rachael Riley in. She's talentless.
I was just thinking I d not seen you about granny,, where ve you been hiding,? "
I'm recovering from the Rahael Riley face transplant that my partner got me for Xmas... luckily he couldn't afford the lobotomy tho ... good to see your jockied knackers again :P |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't enjoy any programme with Rachael Riley in. She's talentless.
I don't think she lacks for talent."
she adds up.
she is a calculator with tits.
thats all |
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"I don't enjoy any programme with Rachael Riley in. She's talentless.
I don't think she lacks for talent.
she adds up.
she is a calculator with tits.
thats all"
I'll conced it's perhaps not so impressive as the ability to deduce somebody's complete talents from what they see on TV or read on a swingers forum. |
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I didnt watch her on strictly as I dont watch that programme.
Carol Voderman was really good and left huge shoes forever to be filled.
Its still a huge success and she's still on it (I think).
I suppose only her bosse's opinion counts at the end of the day and right now, theirs is a positive one. She must be doing something right.
duh duh duh duh, duhduhduh booooooooo (thats the clock if your wondering) |
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"I didnt watch her on strictly as I dont watch that programme.
Carol Voderman was really good and left huge shoes forever to be filled.
Its still a huge success and she's still on it (I think).
I suppose only her bosse's opinion counts at the end of the day and right now, theirs is a positive one. She must be doing something right.
duh duh duh duh, duhduhduh booooooooo (thats the clock if your wondering)"
What utter total rubbish !! I must protest ..... the clock goes ..
Dur Dur Dur Dur Dur Dur Dur Dur Dur Dur Dur Dur tiddly tiddly tiddly tiddly tiddly tiddly om pom Boooooooooom! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't enjoy any programme with Rachael Riley in. She's talentless.
I don't think she lacks for talent.
she adds up.
she is a calculator with tits.
thats all
I'll conced it's perhaps not so impressive as the ability to deduce somebody's complete talents from what they see on TV or read on a swingers forum."
in the forms in which she has been observed, by me anyway, she is just as i have described.
she is not,a nd never will be, a comic, although she is infinitely funnier than Miranda Hart, but thats not really difficult.
she isnt a dancer
she isnt a tv presenter
she is a maths teacher with, what channel 4 bosses have deemed, a pleasing face/figure |
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"I love watching 8 out of 10 cats do countdown and the way she handles the guy with the beard (his name currently escapes me),
What I like about it is he dosent go all 'Keith lemon' about her, he kind of ignores her.
I think she has a great back, great bum, is very pretty and looks like she has brains too.
how does she handle him?
she gets all embarrassed and coy.
he runs bloody rings round her, the shows i have watched.
she doesnt have a funny bone in her body, and that would include if he was banging her.
she is completely lost on that show because even though she is smart, she isnt sharp.
I find her very witty and has been sharp with come backs before now and puts him in his place (the beardy guy). Or, she has ignored him but turned to the panels or camera and done something he hasnt seen that everyone else has found funny. Albeit she isnt a comedian, thats not her job, the comedians are supposed to make it funny when they are on the show.
She's quick with long letter'd words getting them on the board and with the sums too, sometimes showing how the numbers could of been done in another way that contestants have missed.
I like her coyness when she shows it, to me it makes her look even more sweet.
yes, and letters and numbers are her job, the difference being, when the comedians are dealing with being involved in her job, they make it tolerable.
when she is put in a comical situation, she looks uncomfortable.
its a dynamic that just doesnt work.
i actually reckon the Vorderman would do the job a lot better
And despite the fact you called me stupid horse face old bag - I agree
im gonna punch you in your left boob one of these days lol "
WTF are you doing to santa man |
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"I love watching 8 out of 10 cats do countdown and the way she handles the guy with the beard (his name currently escapes me),
What I like about it is he dosent go all 'Keith lemon' about her, he kind of ignores her.
I think she has a great back, great bum, is very pretty and looks like she has brains too.
how does she handle him?
she gets all embarrassed and coy.
he runs bloody rings round her, the shows i have watched.
she doesnt have a funny bone in her body, and that would include if he was banging her.
she is completely lost on that show because even though she is smart, she isnt sharp.
I find her very witty and has been sharp with come backs before now and puts him in his place (the beardy guy). Or, she has ignored him but turned to the panels or camera and done something he hasnt seen that everyone else has found funny. Albeit she isnt a comedian, thats not her job, the comedians are supposed to make it funny when they are on the show.
She's quick with long letter'd words getting them on the board and with the sums too, sometimes showing how the numbers could of been done in another way that contestants have missed.
I like her coyness when she shows it, to me it makes her look even more sweet.
yes, and letters and numbers are her job, the difference being, when the comedians are dealing with being involved in her job, they make it tolerable.
when she is put in a comical situation, she looks uncomfortable.
its a dynamic that just doesnt work.
i actually reckon the Vorderman would do the job a lot better
And despite the fact you called me stupid horse face old bag - I agree
im gonna punch you in your left boob one of these days lol
WTF are you doing to santa man "
its called creativity.
i had to butcher an ornament for that lol.
V has it on her xmas tree now so she can chuckle everytime she sees it lol |
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"I love watching 8 out of 10 cats do countdown and the way she handles the guy with the beard (his name currently escapes me),
What I like about it is he dosent go all 'Keith lemon' about her, he kind of ignores her.
I think she has a great back, great bum, is very pretty and looks like she has brains too.
how does she handle him?
she gets all embarrassed and coy.
he runs bloody rings round her, the shows i have watched.
she doesnt have a funny bone in her body, and that would include if he was banging her.
she is completely lost on that show because even though she is smart, she isnt sharp.
I find her very witty and has been sharp with come backs before now and puts him in his place (the beardy guy). Or, she has ignored him but turned to the panels or camera and done something he hasnt seen that everyone else has found funny. Albeit she isnt a comedian, thats not her job, the comedians are supposed to make it funny when they are on the show.
She's quick with long letter'd words getting them on the board and with the sums too, sometimes showing how the numbers could of been done in another way that contestants have missed.
I like her coyness when she shows it, to me it makes her look even more sweet.
yes, and letters and numbers are her job, the difference being, when the comedians are dealing with being involved in her job, they make it tolerable.
when she is put in a comical situation, she looks uncomfortable.
its a dynamic that just doesnt work.
i actually reckon the Vorderman would do the job a lot better
And despite the fact you called me stupid horse face old bag - I agree
im gonna punch you in your left boob one of these days lol
WTF are you doing to santa man
its called creativity.
i had to butcher an ornament for that lol.
V has it on her xmas tree now so she can chuckle everytime she sees it lol"
That kind Sir is NOT the spirit of Christmas. Now what have you done with the Christmas Fairy
Punch my left tit eh ! Yea like to see you try after a quick jab to your right bollock |
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"I love watching 8 out of 10 cats do countdown and the way she handles the guy with the beard (his name currently escapes me),
What I like about it is he dosent go all 'Keith lemon' about her, he kind of ignores her.
I think she has a great back, great bum, is very pretty and looks like she has brains too.
how does she handle him?
she gets all embarrassed and coy.
he runs bloody rings round her, the shows i have watched.
she doesnt have a funny bone in her body, and that would include if he was banging her.
she is completely lost on that show because even though she is smart, she isnt sharp.
I find her very witty and has been sharp with come backs before now and puts him in his place (the beardy guy). Or, she has ignored him but turned to the panels or camera and done something he hasnt seen that everyone else has found funny. Albeit she isnt a comedian, thats not her job, the comedians are supposed to make it funny when they are on the show.
She's quick with long letter'd words getting them on the board and with the sums too, sometimes showing how the numbers could of been done in another way that contestants have missed.
I like her coyness when she shows it, to me it makes her look even more sweet.
yes, and letters and numbers are her job, the difference being, when the comedians are dealing with being involved in her job, they make it tolerable.
when she is put in a comical situation, she looks uncomfortable.
its a dynamic that just doesnt work.
i actually reckon the Vorderman would do the job a lot better
And despite the fact you called me stupid horse face old bag - I agree
im gonna punch you in your left boob one of these days lol
WTF are you doing to santa man
its called creativity.
i had to butcher an ornament for that lol.
V has it on her xmas tree now so she can chuckle everytime she sees it lol
That kind Sir is NOT the spirit of Christmas. Now what have you done with the Christmas Fairy
Punch my left tit eh ! Yea like to see you try after a quick jab to your right bollock "
lmfao.
b like a boxer in the gym with the speed ball.
i cant get that out of my mind now lol |
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Sorry to resurrect this thread (though better than starting a new one I think) but I need to tell you that today I happened to meet Rachel Riley.
Wow. She is fucking gorgeous.
That is all. Thank you. |
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"Sorry to resurrect this thread (though better than starting a new one I think) but I need to tell you that today I happened to meet Rachel Riley.
Wow. She is fucking gorgeous.
That is all. Thank you. "
are you her divorce solicitor? |
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"Rachel riley would be a shit shag!! anyone see her try and dance has all the sex appeal of anne widdocome!!
Lisa riley at least would be a good laugh "
Would say that the other presenter from ' The Gadget Show ' Polyanna Woodward would be a lot better shag |
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had to resurrect this post.
just watched an old episode of top gear, and ms riley rocked up in civvies. and i have to say, her top bollocks are a fair old size.
the outfits she wears on countdown do nothing to accentuate her assets, as it were, although i appreciate thats not the point lol |
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