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Hi, nice tits fancy a shag.. as a intro message.?.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members  ."
It would get a pithy reply and a block if it landed in my inbox  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members ."
if it works on some good for you but would delete and block if sent that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members ."
Bet you get a shag every hour and buy condoms by the gross
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members .
Bet you get a shag every hour and buy condoms by the gross
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YEs I do.. I got about 100 condoms on the go each week lol x. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members .
Bet you get a shag every hour and buy condoms by the gross
YEs I do.. I got about 100 condoms on the go each week lol x."
On the go each week 
That sounds like you recycle them eeewwwwwww  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members .
Bet you get a shag every hour and buy condoms by the gross
YEs I do.. I got about 100 condoms on the go each week lol x."
Well at least you practice safe sex I suppose.
Why do I always find some good in someone when it's obvious... |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members .
Bet you get a shag every hour and buy condoms by the gross
YEs I do.. I got about 100 condoms on the go each week lol x."
But you do know you dont have to use them for wanking dont you?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members .
Bet you get a shag every hour and buy condoms by the gross
YEs I do.. I got about 100 condoms on the go each week lol x.
On the go each week
That sounds like you recycle them eeewwwwwww "
lool yes, no get them free at nhs, would be to expensive to get it myself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members .
Bet you get a shag every hour and buy condoms by the gross
YEs I do.. I got about 100 condoms on the go each week lol x.
But you do know you dont have to use them for wanking dont you? "
And yes I know that to lol  . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I see a guy I like I usually try and laugh him in to bed. Therefore I always start with a picture of my face.
If he's doesn't then hide or delete his profile I take that as a green light even if he returns none of my messages and blocks me.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I see a guy I like I usually try and laugh him in to bed. Therefore I always start with a picture of my face.
If he's doesn't then hide or delete his profile I take that as a green light even if he returns none of my messages and blocks me.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I might try that and see what happens. OP! Does it still work when there no tits on their public pics? "
lol no it dont, then just change the tit part, to pussie or bum, or depends what the pic is about . |
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Think I will pass on that and continue to rely on more articulate openings to conversations......
Of course, there is always the hope of somebody pressing the big Golden button and offering a sympathy shag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I see a guy I like I usually try and laugh him in to bed. Therefore I always start with a picture of my face.
If he's doesn't then hide or delete his profile I take that as a green light even if he returns none of my messages and blocks me.
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Go on then. Try it with me.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I see a guy I like I usually try and laugh him in to bed. Therefore I always start with a picture of my face.
If he's doesn't then hide or delete his profile I take that as a green light even if he returns none of my messages and blocks me.
Go on then. Try it with me.
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Laughable face pic sent. I resisted the temptation to say "nice bollocks, want to meat me?" although it's my standard opener. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members ."
I would probably go with a reply of "Ta muchly that would be spiffing , I'm on my way ... If I'm not there in half hour start without me"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I see a guy I like I usually try and laugh him in to bed. Therefore I always start with a picture of my face.
If he's doesn't then hide or delete his profile I take that as a green light even if he returns none of my messages and blocks me.
Go on then. Try it with me.
Laughable face pic sent. I resisted the temptation to say "nice bollocks, want to meat me?" although it's my standard opener."
Why didn't you?! I never get those messages. So not fair!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My opening message is nice cock, fancy using it in me? Never fails
Cause most probably thats the first offer they had since they joined fab "
I send to all newbies. I like to get in first before the nasty cougars and milfs get their claws into them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I see a guy I like I usually try and laugh him in to bed. Therefore I always start with a picture of my face.
If he's doesn't then hide or delete his profile I take that as a green light even if he returns none of my messages and blocks me.
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You've a lovely butt hole miss devil.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I see a guy I like I usually try and laugh him in to bed. Therefore I always start with a picture of my face.
If he's doesn't then hide or delete his profile I take that as a green light even if he returns none of my messages and blocks me.
You've a lovely butt hole miss devil.. "
Are you sure that's not my face? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I see a guy I like I usually try and laugh him in to bed. Therefore I always start with a picture of my face.
If he's doesn't then hide or delete his profile I take that as a green light even if he returns none of my messages and blocks me.
You've a lovely butt hole miss devil..
Are you sure that's not my face?"
Definitely not |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I weren't asking for critique, I wanted to know if anyone else had a fun first message lol x.
Not sure i'd call this fun, or even ironic..."
Well its fun for me, thats all that matters lol. |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I just send a picture of me nude,, that normally has the ladies laughing out loud,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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absolutely LOVE the ones suggesting they can make mrs happier than me.
works wonders when i let her know.
she wants images, locations and actions straight away.
such a glowing opening assault. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members .
Bet you get a shag every hour and buy condoms by the gross
YEs I do.. I got about 100 condoms on the go each week lol x.
But you do know you dont have to use them for wanking dont you? "
depends where your hands have been lately |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mag try it.
I'm always polite, conversational and friendly and doesn't get me anywhere. "
I pre-empted you and tried it on you.
See if it's working for ya?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members .
I would probably go with a reply of "Ta muchly that would be spiffing , I'm on my way ... If I'm not there in half hour start without me" "
That's what you sent to me!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members ."
That wouldn't even get a reply from me, it would be instant delete and block, with me muttering "no chance wanker" at the same time |
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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago
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"Instant delete. Not even a second glances"
Such a important point. You had to say it twice? Lol.
If you message so etching that forward and decline your offer and even delete it instantly. Just message them backing saying "why you being picky for, I wasn't" lol. |
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By *lappyMan
over a year ago
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Surely this doesn't work ??? I myself just try a short little friendly and polite message whilst I haven't got 100% guarentee of success, at least my message gets read as oppose to the first message which others have stated gets deleted without even being read |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members ."
This may explain your reason on another thread regarding using the forum as your inbox is quiet... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members .
This may explain your reason on another thread regarding using the forum as your inbox is quiet..."
And yet another reply that is not what the thread is about, maibe u should read more. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members .
This may explain your reason on another thread regarding using the forum as your inbox is quiet...And yet another reply that is not what the thread is about, maibe u should read more."
My bad. When you used a ? in the subject header, just after you said "asd an intro message" for some reason I thought you were asking a question about it's suitability. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I sometimes use that as a message for fun, what do all of you send for kinda intro messsage to members .
This may explain your reason on another thread regarding using the forum as your inbox is quiet...And yet another reply that is not what the thread is about, maibe u should read more.
My bad. When you used a ? in the subject header, just after you said "asd an intro message" for some reason I thought you were asking a question about it's suitability. "
lol no the reply you gave me was from another thread I replyed to and wasnt about this thread I made lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well, i can confirm it depends who you send it to.
IF the person has a sense of humour, it MAY lead to an opening of communications.
however, for the wider community, its proven that its totally unsuitable.
thank you fellow poster for helping with this scientific research.
you may now re ascend your knickers lol |
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