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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So last night me and the wife had invited a guy for a social coffee and vhat meet and as we are sitting there my wife mentions seeing smoke in the street. So she looks outside and a house a few doors down is on fire. Next thing you know we have all three emergency services in the road (nobody hurt I should add) it was an electrical firecand the women had tried putting it out with water  Anyway because we are in a terrace we then had firemen going house to house checking for spread. They go in the house next to the fire only to find a cannabis farm. So that guy gets arrested and the police carry out a full on raid. Took out bags and bags of plants and growing equipment lmao. We hardly had time to speak to our meet it was much more fun watching the show outside. 
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You must have arranged that deliberately to waste his time! LOL Hope he feels safe enough to come back. 
When I was single guy, l had a couple come round to my place who seemed ok, but as she powered through a bottle of booze, it came out that it was his idea; he got off on jealously watching, and she was only doing it for him, and had had just about enough.
Domestic ensued in my front room, fortunately followed by quick exit.
What a night. LOL
From then on it was neutral place meets first and only back after the second play.
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We had a meet at a guys house once , his 'partner' turned up later and seemed distracted and not overly enjoying herself.
The phone rang and she answered it and fled shouting that her house had blown up .
We were impressed with that safety word and made a mental note to remember it.
Later we found out her house had indeed exploded blowing the kitchen wall out into the garden with her teenage daughter inside , luckily unhurt . |
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"Hahaha I was hoping to read about your wife doing it with one of the fireman lol"
Funny you should say that I got a message later that night about it from somebody who had witnessed it and recognized us from on here, he wouldn't say who he was at first for privacy reasons, but it turns out he WAS one of the firemen LMFAO
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So last night me and the wife had invited a guy for a social coffee and vhat meet and as we are sitting there my wife mentions seeing smoke in the street. So she looks outside and a house a few doors down is on fire. Next thing you know we have all three emergency services in the road (nobody hurt I should add) it was an electrical firecand the women had tried putting it out with water Anyway because we are in a terrace we then had firemen going house to house checking for spread. They go in the house next to the fire only to find a cannabis farm. So that guy gets arrested and the police carry out a full on raid. Took out bags and bags of plants and growing equipment lmao. We hardly had time to speak to our meet it was much more fun watching the show outside.
Anyone got any similar stories to share??"
It sounds just like an average day on my street!I bet you had a laugh afterwards though! |
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Lots of them but one of my earliest ones on the web scene before I learnt I should always insist on speaking to the woman first.
Sorted out with a guy that I should come round to shag his partner for the night. This was on yahoo, before I even know of sites like this. It was near Luton and I was in Manchester, these days it's hard to get me ravel more than 5 miles from my place.
I'm on my way down and speak to him on the mobile and gave him an ETA. He replied that that was great, I should get there about the same time as the other man. When I asked what other man he said oh didn't I tell you? Anyway I was more than half way there and she looked good in the photos so I thought fuck it.
I got there just as the other guy did and we went into the house together. There was just the man there who said that we were her 40th birthday surprise. She'd be home from work soon and that we should wait in the kitchen until she came home and he'd announce us. Me and the other bloke looked at each other and we were both thinking what?
Shortly after she came home from work and he welcomed her home, 'Happy birthday' etc. He then said I've got you a birthday surprise, come in lads. We walked into the lounge and he told her that these 2 men were going to fuck her like mad for the night. At this point I was thinking she's going to say 'are you fucking mental?' We'll be out of the door in the minute.
She certainly did seem surprised, but relaxed as we chatted and the other bloke and me finally sat on either side of her on the sofa while her partner started filming us. I started the ball rolling by stroking her leg and then kissing her. Soon we were all 3 of us having fun, and had a lovely night of fucking.
However it could have gone very badly and having learnt what I have, no way would I take that chance again. |
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"So last night me and the wife had invited a guy for a social coffee and vhat meet and as we are sitting there my wife mentions seeing smoke in the street. So she looks outside and a house a few doors down is on fire. Next thing you know we have all three emergency services in the road (nobody hurt I should add) it was an electrical firecand the women had tried putting it out with water Anyway because we are in a terrace we then had firemen going house to house checking for spread. They go in the house next to the fire only to find a cannabis farm. So that guy gets arrested and the police carry out a full on raid. Took out bags and bags of plants and growing equipment lmao. We hardly had time to speak to our meet it was much more fun watching the show outside.
Anyone got any similar stories to share??"
Would've been better if the cannabis farm went up, everyone would've been stoned  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lots
of them but one of my earliest ones on the web scene before I learnt I
should always insist on speaking to the woman first.
Sorted out with a guy that I should come round to shag his partner for
the night. This was on yahoo, before I even know of sites like this. It
was near Luton and I was in Manchester, these days it's hard to get me
ravel more than 5 miles from my place.
I'm on my way down and speak to him on the mobile and gave him an ETA.
He replied that that was great, I should get there about the same time
as the other man. When I asked what other man he said oh didn't I tell
you? Anyway I was more than half way there and she looked good in the
photos so I thought fuck it.
I got there just as the other guy did and we went into the house
together. There was just the man there who said that we were her 40th
birthday surprise. She'd be home from work soon and that we should wait
in the kitchen until she came home and he'd announce us. Me and the
other bloke looked at each other and we were both thinking what?
Shortly after she came home from work and he welcomed her home, 'Happy
birthday' etc. He then said I've got you a birthday surprise, come in
lads. We walked into the lounge and he told her that these 2 men were
going to fuck her like mad for the night. At this point I was thinking
she's going to say 'are you fucking mental?' We'll be out of the door in
the minute.
She certainly did seem surprised, but relaxed as we chatted and the
other bloke and me finally sat on either side of her on the sofa while
her partner started filming us. I started the ball rolling by stroking
her leg and then kissing her. Soon we were all 3 of us having fun, and
had a lovely night of fucking.
However it could have gone very badly and having learnt what I have, no
way would I take that cha
nce again "
Wheres the funny part? |
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"Lots
of them but one of my earliest ones on the web scene before I learnt I
should always insist on speaking to the woman first.
Sorted out with a guy that I should come round to shag his partner for
the night. This was on yahoo, before I even know of sites like this. It
was near Luton and I was in Manchester, these days it's hard to get me
ravel more than 5 miles from my place.
I'm on my way down and speak to him on the mobile and gave him an ETA.
He replied that that was great, I should get there about the same time
as the other man. When I asked what other man he said oh didn't I tell
you? Anyway I was more than half way there and she looked good in the
photos so I thought fuck it.
I got there just as the other guy did and we went into the house
together. There was just the man there who said that we were her 40th
birthday surprise. She'd be home from work soon and that we should wait
in the kitchen until she came home and he'd announce us. Me and the
other bloke looked at each other and we were both thinking what?
Shortly after she came home from work and he welcomed her home, 'Happy
birthday' etc. He then said I've got you a birthday surprise, come in
lads. We walked into the lounge and he told her that these 2 men were
going to fuck her like mad for the night. At this point I was thinking
she's going to say 'are you fucking mental?' We'll be out of the door in
the minute.
She certainly did seem surprised, but relaxed as we chatted and the
other bloke and me finally sat on either side of her on the sofa while
her partner started filming us. I started the ball rolling by stroking
her leg and then kissing her. Soon we were all 3 of us having fun, and
had a lovely night of fucking.
However it could have gone very badly and having learnt what I have, no
way would I take that cha
nce again
Wheres the funny part?"
The bit where we were announced as the birthday surprise and we were expecting her to go mad |
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