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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ok one for the ladys whats the most strangeist thing you have had inside you?  "
Non-erotic: the ridiculously long cotton bud they use for STI testing
Erotic: the bed-post |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"bed post???  "
Yes, to try and spare details we have an oak bed with rounded bedposts, blanket box at the end of the bed... one foot on box, one on mattress and down we go. Mr loved it, as did I, though he wasn't the one who couldnt walk!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"bed post???
Yes, to try and spare details we have an oak bed with rounded bedposts, blanket box at the end of the bed... one foot on box, one on mattress and down we go. Mr loved it, as did I, though he wasn't the one who couldnt walk! "
would of liket to see that,,  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"ok one for the ladys whats the most strangeist thing you have had inside you?
Surely this should include the guys as well.... "
if thay like!! y what have you put up a guy???
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"i swallowed a spider whilst on holiday 
ok guess that counts...  course it counts it was inside me
did you swallow the spider to catch the fly? that wiggled and tickled inside you? "
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i was walking along and i had me gob open as usual and vroooooooooooooom there it was and it was gone in a flash  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i swallowed a spider whilst on holiday
ok guess that counts... course it counts it was inside me
did you swallow the spider to catch the fly? that wiggled and tickled inside you? Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i was walking along and i had me gob open as usual and vroooooooooooooom there it was and it was gone in a flash "
A blow job on the move? You have a lucky man xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i swallowed a spider whilst on holiday
I know someone who swallowed a fly.......you could make a song with him."
Tell ya what Ruby girl come make a song on with me lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When I was younger, much younger I had heard that ice was supposed to heighten the experience, so.....
I pushed a Mr freeze up my then girlfriend she wasn't best pleased. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I knew a girl who was caught masturbating with a pool cue whilst sitting on her dads pool table, her brothers loved to tell everyone about the day they walked in to see their big sister doing that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i did something quite bad at work once, not sure i dare admit to it tho lmao"
Tell ya what, change your avatar pic to a silhouette then tell us, we'll never guess it's you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i did something quite bad at work once, not sure i dare admit to it tho lmao
ooo go on "
lol its quite bad and i know im going to get a slating for it but.........
was meeting this guy at the weekend and i was in work one a few night b4 the meet and we was texting, getting a bit flirty etc, as u do, and he asked me to send him a rude pic, so i was walking round thinking what i could possibly do at work, i worked night in supermarket at the time, well i still do but i dont work the shop floor anymore, anyway i walked past the veg and noticed the cucumbers so i picked one up and took it to the loo, use your imagination, then took a pic and sent it, after wards i washed it and put it back lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"after wards i washed it and put it back lmao
DISGUSTING. I pity the peson o family that bought it."
ok i knew i was going to get slated and ive left myself wide open for it but have you never bought cucumbers from a super market b4? they shrunk wrapped in plastic you cant get ya knife thro never mind anything else |
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"i did something quite bad at work once, not sure i dare admit to it tho lmao
ooo go on
lol its quite bad and i know im going to get a slating for it but.........
was meeting this guy at the weekend and i was in work one a few night b4 the meet and we was texting, getting a bit flirty etc, as u do, and he asked me to send him a rude pic, so i was walking round thinking what i could possibly do at work, i worked night in supermarket at the time, well i still do but i dont work the shop floor anymore, anyway i walked past the veg and noticed the cucumbers so i picked one up and took it to the loo, use your imagination, then took a pic and sent it, after wards i washed it and put it back lmao "
Sod the slating. Fucking bravo! You go girl. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i did something quite bad at work once, not sure i dare admit to it tho lmao
ooo go on
lol its quite bad and i know im going to get a slating for it but.........
was meeting this guy at the weekend and i was in work one a few night b4 the meet and we was texting, getting a bit flirty etc, as u do, and he asked me to send him a rude pic, so i was walking round thinking what i could possibly do at work, i worked night in supermarket at the time, well i still do but i dont work the shop floor anymore, anyway i walked past the veg and noticed the cucumbers so i picked one up and took it to the loo, use your imagination, then took a pic and sent it, after wards i washed it and put it back lmao "
LOL that's a belter of a story
Brilliant.
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