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By *thletic Fella!! OP   Man  over a year ago

Wigan

Ok, everyone bangs on about the size of a guys knob, but where do you measure from? Where the base joins your lower stomach or your bum hole? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It seems to be whichever makes you sound the biggest! I have met a few guys who claimed to be 8 inches but that must have measured from belly button, over the cock then down to their balls!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do blokes seriously put a tape measure next to their cocks?

I've already done a chart in another forum regarding cock size. I'll have to go dig it out, very scientific stuff it was too

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By *odareyouMan  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Wouldnt know i ve nevdr felt the need to....

If a lady gets a tape out then I'm doing something wrong

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am 18" from the base to the top then back down to my bum hole. Lol

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

Always use cm`s, its much more impressive

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd say measure the top from pubic bone to tip, cause its a sure fact ya can't push any further than the pubic bone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can't say I've ever measured and just presume mines pretty average but surely you'd just measure from the bottom of your shaft to tip

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is extremely useful scientific information and I'm glad that clarification is being provided. When asked in the past, I've always given my inside leg measurement...

...which might explain a few things

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I might re measure mine, starting at my feet, up and over my head, then back down my chest and on to the end of my cock.

That'll work out around 9 foot

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By *asmanian TigerMan  over a year ago

lala land

I start from the tip of my toe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We should measure from your belly button to tip when erect. Oh shit mine 0. I havnt got one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i thing a useful method would to be cut a hole in a board, push your knob through, measure from the front of the board to the tip then add the thickness of the board onto your measurement, this would give you the length you can actually penetrate with.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a 32" leg. Can I add that to my cock measurement?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a 32" leg. Can I add that to my cock measurement? "

So....32+4=36

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a 32" leg. Can I add that to my cock measurement?

So....32+4=36

Lol"

Ha ha. I was waiting for something like that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i thing a useful method would to be cut a hole in a board, push your knob through, measure from the front of the board to the tip then add the thickness of the board onto your measurement, this would give you the length you can actually penetrate with."

Admit it, you've done exactly that haven't you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

lol its from the base below ur pubes, that's why you see so many well endowed guys as they mesure it from the ass which adds 3"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mine's big enough to fill a pram

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By *ngel n tedCouple  over a year ago

maidstone

At the battery end of the remote, make sure the buttons are facing the camera

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By *ifferent69Man  over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK


"I'd say measure the top from pubic bone to tip, cause its a sure fact ya can't push any further than the pubic bone "

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth


"It seems to be whichever makes you sound the biggest! I have met a few guys who claimed to be 8 inches but that must have measured from belly button, over the cock then down to their balls! "

Hahaha

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By *ifferent69Man  over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK


"i thing a useful method would to be cut a hole in a board, push your knob through, measure from the front of the board to the tip then add the thickness of the board onto your measurement, this would give you the length you can actually penetrate with."
ha ha very good...

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By *icky-discoMan  over a year ago

oxford


"Can't say I've ever measured and just presume mines pretty average but surely you'd just measure from the bottom of your shaft to tip"

Big it up man what's wrong with you lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We should measure from your belly button to tip when erect. Oh shit mine 0. I havnt got one."

A belly button or an erection

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What if it's got a curve to it. The outer curve would be longer then the inner curve?

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By *umpkinMan  over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

From between your eyes to the tip of your nose Pinnochio!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do blokes seriously put a tape measure next to their cocks?

I've already done a chart in another forum regarding cock size. I'll have to go dig it out, very scientific stuff it was too "

We did measure jay after reading about blokes going on about there size. We had never thought of doing it till then. We couldn't believe the average UK size is meant to be 5" according to Google either.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Really, does it matter?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thought you meant a pub measure! I was gonna say - the bottom of the glass!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

It's better to use a rigid measure, rather than flexible tape, as bendy ones can get distorted more easily

Lay the ruler along the top of your cock, from the connecting point in your abs.

There is no need to distort cock size, all are good for something/someone. An accurate size allows your partners to know whether you'll fit them appropriately.

I am still awarding certification to 9" plus cocks for 2015, but applications must be submitted soon. 8" plus certification application needed before March deadline.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Really, does it matter? "

Only if you have a complex

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By *evaquitCouple  over a year ago

Catthorpe


"It seems to be whichever makes you sound the biggest! I have met a few guys who claimed to be 8 inches but that must have measured from belly button, over the cock then down to their balls! "

Pmsl! That's a truly awesome reply, tears are rolling.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The trick is to trim or shave, at least then it LOOKS bigger!!!!??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

l asked a black guy how l could get a cock like his

he said to get a piece of string and tie one end around my cock and to tie the other end to a brick

three weeks later l bumped into him and he asked was it working

l said, its no bigger but its gone black

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By *onnyeasygoingMan  over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

I tried to measure it using the very latest and very accurate GPS app on my phone. Sat in my truck in Leeds,I started really well with the first measurement but the I got distracted but managed to finish it when I got home. So mine is 38.2 miles long and has a very handy garage service forecourt if you bear left 10.4 miles after the roundabout.

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