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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Had meet all good decided go toilet after jumped out bed straight onto a spike on partners belt buckle screamed the place down jumping around with a belt stuck in my foot and the ladys pissing her sides laughing after bit tlc saw funny side but not the tetanus jab next day   |
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A few weeks ago myself and the hubby went for a night out. I was just back from a girls holiday in Gran Canaria and had quite a good tan which I wanted to show off.
I was wearing a white skimpy vest top, a micro tartan minikilt and high boots. I dont wear a bra very often and decided to also go commando. We were in the local pub and at 9 o'clock the disco started. I didn't realise my top became see through under the disco lights but everyone else did. As if that wasnt bad enough I was dancing with the hubby when I slipped on some spilt beer and ended up on the floor with my skirt round my waist with my fanny on full show. Somehow after that the top being see through didn't seem so bad. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well Ive just gone to tesco without a belt on my jeans. As you can imagine being a short arse, I tiptoed to reach the wine I desired. My jeans just went straight down, the guy behind has his mouth wide open and attempting to bend over to retrieve my jeans has just been eventful. Great start to a Friday night ! |
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By *ick71Man
over a year ago
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"Well Ive just gone to tesco without a belt on my jeans. As you can imagine being a short arse, I tiptoed to reach the wine I desired. My jeans just went straight down, the guy behind has his mouth wide open and attempting to bend over to retrieve my jeans has just been eventful. Great start to a Friday night ! "
Now if you were comando too lol
I must go shopping more often lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well Ive just gone to tesco without a belt on my jeans. As you can imagine being a short arse, I tiptoed to reach the wine I desired. My jeans just went straight down, the guy behind has his mouth wide open and attempting to bend over to retrieve my jeans has just been eventful. Great start to a Friday night ! "
hahaha sorry that's just too funny!  |
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