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over a year ago
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"However there is times in your life when it's hot it has to happen.
Just ladies would understand ....  
Sounds like a wank!  "
 that's what I assumed ... Otherwise *whoosh* right over my head .. (But then I'm no lady  ) |
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"On waking, checking to see if the cock burglars have been kind and not stolen it during the night before scratching and sniffing your nads?  "
looking at my sorry looking thing at the moment I think someone stole half of it |
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"On waking, checking to see if the cock burglars have been kind and not stolen it during the night before scratching and sniffing your nads?
Don't ask me to sniff...... Refusal often offends "
Can you imagine that scent in the Avon catalogue? Balk! |
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"On waking, checking to see if the cock burglars have been kind and not stolen it during the night before scratching and sniffing your nads? looking at my sorry looking thing at the moment I think someone stole half of it "
SHAMELESS FLIRT ALERT!!!
Here, let me check it for you T, ive got experience in these things |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On waking, checking to see if the cock burglars have been kind and not stolen it during the night before scratching and sniffing your nads?
Don't ask me to sniff...... Refusal often offends
Can you imagine that scent in the Avon catalogue? Balk!"
Oh yeah and you ladies smell of roses down there in a morning |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On waking, checking to see if the cock burglars have been kind and not stolen it during the night before scratching and sniffing your nads? looking at my sorry looking thing at the moment I think someone stole half of it
SHAMELESS FLIRT ALERT!!!
Here, let me check it for you T, ive got experience in these things "
go on then. See what yer can do with it. I'm at a loss  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On waking, checking to see if the cock burglars have been kind and not stolen it during the night before scratching and sniffing your nads?
Don't ask me to sniff...... Refusal often offends
Can you imagine that scent in the Avon catalogue? Balk! Oh yeah and you ladies smell of roses down there in a morning "
Lavender me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On waking, checking to see if the cock burglars have been kind and not stolen it during the night before scratching and sniffing your nads? looking at my sorry looking thing at the moment I think someone stole half of it
SHAMELESS FLIRT ALERT!!!
Here, let me check it for you T, ive got experience in these things go on then. See what yer can do with it. I'm at a loss "
Id only drain you and leave you in a stuper for the rest of the day...would be unfair on the rest of the fab ladies really |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On waking, checking to see if the cock burglars have been kind and not stolen it during the night before scratching and sniffing your nads?
Don't ask me to sniff...... Refusal often offends
Can you imagine that scent in the Avon catalogue? Balk! Oh yeah and you ladies smell of roses down there in a morning
Lavender me "
SHAMELESS FLIRT ALERT
Here let me asses that for you. I am a expert in all things Lavender |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On waking, checking to see if the cock burglars have been kind and not stolen it during the night before scratching and sniffing your nads? looking at my sorry looking thing at the moment I think someone stole half of it
SHAMELESS FLIRT ALERT!!!
Here, let me check it for you T, ive got experience in these things go on then. See what yer can do with it. I'm at a loss
Id only drain you and leave you in a stuper for the rest of the day...would be unfair on the rest of the fab ladies really "
it's ok I have a short recovery period. I'm sure the can wait a minute or so |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On waking, checking to see if the cock burglars have been kind and not stolen it during the night before scratching and sniffing your nads?
Don't ask me to sniff...... Refusal often offends
Can you imagine that scent in the Avon catalogue? Balk! Oh yeah and you ladies smell of roses down there in a morning
Lavender me SHAMELESS FLIRT ALERT
Here let me asses that for you. I am a expert in all things Lavender "
GAYYYY |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On waking, checking to see if the cock burglars have been kind and not stolen it during the night before scratching and sniffing your nads? looking at my sorry looking thing at the moment I think someone stole half of it
SHAMELESS FLIRT ALERT!!!
Here, let me check it for you T, ive got experience in these things go on then. See what yer can do with it. I'm at a loss
Id only drain you and leave you in a stuper for the rest of the day...would be unfair on the rest of the fab ladies really it's ok I have a short recovery period. I'm sure the can wait a minute or so "
If its more than a minute I'll be asking for a refund |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On waking, checking to see if the cock burglars have been kind and not stolen it during the night before scratching and sniffing your nads?
Don't ask me to sniff...... Refusal often offends
Can you imagine that scent in the Avon catalogue? Balk! Oh yeah and you ladies smell of roses down there in a morning
Lavender me SHAMELESS FLIRT ALERT
Here let me asses that for you. I am a expert in all things Lavender
GAYYYY "
IM Out at last  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On waking, checking to see if the cock burglars have been kind and not stolen it during the night before scratching and sniffing your nads? looking at my sorry looking thing at the moment I think someone stole half of it
SHAMELESS FLIRT ALERT!!!
Here, let me check it for you T, ive got experience in these things go on then. See what yer can do with it. I'm at a loss
Id only drain you and leave you in a stuper for the rest of the day...would be unfair on the rest of the fab ladies really it's ok I have a short recovery period. I'm sure the can wait a minute or so
If its more than a minute I'll be asking for a refund "
well give or take a few hours |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On waking, checking to see if the cock burglars have been kind and not stolen it during the night before scratching and sniffing your nads? looking at my sorry looking thing at the moment I think someone stole half of it
SHAMELESS FLIRT ALERT!!!
Here, let me check it for you T, ive got experience in these things go on then. See what yer can do with it. I'm at a loss
Id only drain you and leave you in a stuper for the rest of the day...would be unfair on the rest of the fab ladies really it's ok I have a short recovery period. I'm sure the can wait a minute or so
If its more than a minute I'll be asking for a refund well give or take a few hours "
Ffs just get a room |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On waking, checking to see if the cock burglars have been kind and not stolen it during the night before scratching and sniffing your nads?
Don't ask me to sniff...... Refusal often offends
Can you imagine that scent in the Avon catalogue? Balk! Oh yeah and you ladies smell of roses down there in a morning
Lavender me SHAMELESS FLIRT ALERT
Here let me asses that for you. I am a expert in all things Lavender
GAYYYY IM Out at last "
I knew id turn you eventually |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On waking, checking to see if the cock burglars have been kind and not stolen it during the night before scratching and sniffing your nads? looking at my sorry looking thing at the moment I think someone stole half of it
SHAMELESS FLIRT ALERT!!!
Here, let me check it for you T, ive got experience in these things go on then. See what yer can do with it. I'm at a loss
Id only drain you and leave you in a stuper for the rest of the day...would be unfair on the rest of the fab ladies really it's ok I have a short recovery period. I'm sure the can wait a minute or so
If its more than a minute I'll be asking for a refund well give or take a few hours
Ffs just get a room "
Cheers mate. I was running out of chat up lines here |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On waking, checking to see if the cock burglars have been kind and not stolen it during the night before scratching and sniffing your nads? looking at my sorry looking thing at the moment I think someone stole half of it
SHAMELESS FLIRT ALERT!!!
Here, let me check it for you T, ive got experience in these things go on then. See what yer can do with it. I'm at a loss
Id only drain you and leave you in a stuper for the rest of the day...would be unfair on the rest of the fab ladies really it's ok I have a short recovery period. I'm sure the can wait a minute or so
If its more than a minute I'll be asking for a refund well give or take a few hours
Ffs just get a room Cheers mate. I was running out of chat up lines here "
If he doesn't post for the rest of the day ladies, its ok, hes semi-safe in my room  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On waking, checking to see if the cock burglars have been kind and not stolen it during the night before scratching and sniffing your nads? looking at my sorry looking thing at the moment I think someone stole half of it
SHAMELESS FLIRT ALERT!!!
Here, let me check it for you T, ive got experience in these things go on then. See what yer can do with it. I'm at a loss
Id only drain you and leave you in a stuper for the rest of the day...would be unfair on the rest of the fab ladies really it's ok I have a short recovery period. I'm sure the can wait a minute or so
If its more than a minute I'll be asking for a refund well give or take a few hours
Ffs just get a room Cheers mate. I was running out of chat up lines here
If he doesn't post for the rest of the day ladies, its ok, hes semi-safe in my room "
it's ok I can multitask |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On waking, checking to see if the cock burglars have been kind and not stolen it during the night before scratching and sniffing your nads? looking at my sorry looking thing at the moment I think someone stole half of it
SHAMELESS FLIRT ALERT!!!
Here, let me check it for you T, ive got experience in these things go on then. See what yer can do with it. I'm at a loss
Id only drain you and leave you in a stuper for the rest of the day...would be unfair on the rest of the fab ladies really it's ok I have a short recovery period. I'm sure the can wait a minute or so
If its more than a minute I'll be asking for a refund well give or take a few hours
Ffs just get a room Cheers mate. I was running out of chat up lines here
If he doesn't post for the rest of the day ladies, its ok, hes semi-safe in my room it's ok I can multitask "
Brave words |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On waking, checking to see if the cock burglars have been kind and not stolen it during the night before scratching and sniffing your nads? looking at my sorry looking thing at the moment I think someone stole half of it
SHAMELESS FLIRT ALERT!!!
Here, let me check it for you T, ive got experience in these things go on then. See what yer can do with it. I'm at a loss
Id only drain you and leave you in a stuper for the rest of the day...would be unfair on the rest of the fab ladies really it's ok I have a short recovery period. I'm sure the can wait a minute or so
If its more than a minute I'll be asking for a refund well give or take a few hours
Ffs just get a room Cheers mate. I was running out of chat up lines here
If he doesn't post for the rest of the day ladies, its ok, hes semi-safe in my room it's ok I can multitask "
With a ball gag and your hands cuffed behind your back and attached to the protruding anal hook...i sincerely doubt it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On waking, checking to see if the cock burglars have been kind and not stolen it during the night before scratching and sniffing your nads? looking at my sorry looking thing at the moment I think someone stole half of it
SHAMELESS FLIRT ALERT!!!
Here, let me check it for you T, ive got experience in these things go on then. See what yer can do with it. I'm at a loss
Id only drain you and leave you in a stuper for the rest of the day...would be unfair on the rest of the fab ladies really it's ok I have a short recovery period. I'm sure the can wait a minute or so
If its more than a minute I'll be asking for a refund well give or take a few hours
Ffs just get a room Cheers mate. I was running out of chat up lines here
If he doesn't post for the rest of the day ladies, its ok, hes semi-safe in my room it's ok I can multitask
With a ball gag and your hands cuffed behind your back and attached to the protruding anal hook...i sincerely doubt it "
I really do need to start reading the small print |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On waking, checking to see if the cock burglars have been kind and not stolen it during the night before scratching and sniffing your nads? looking at my sorry looking thing at the moment I think someone stole half of it
SHAMELESS FLIRT ALERT!!!
Here, let me check it for you T, ive got experience in these things go on then. See what yer can do with it. I'm at a loss
Id only drain you and leave you in a stuper for the rest of the day...would be unfair on the rest of the fab ladies really it's ok I have a short recovery period. I'm sure the can wait a minute or so
If its more than a minute I'll be asking for a refund well give or take a few hours
Ffs just get a room Cheers mate. I was running out of chat up lines here
If he doesn't post for the rest of the day ladies, its ok, hes semi-safe in my room it's ok I can multitask
With a ball gag and your hands cuffed behind your back and attached to the protruding anal hook...i sincerely doubt it I really do need to start reading the small print "
You do indeed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On waking, checking to see if the cock burglars have been kind and not stolen it during the night before scratching and sniffing your nads? looking at my sorry looking thing at the moment I think someone stole half of it
SHAMELESS FLIRT ALERT!!!
Here, let me check it for you T, ive got experience in these things go on then. See what yer can do with it. I'm at a loss
Id only drain you and leave you in a stuper for the rest of the day...would be unfair on the rest of the fab ladies really it's ok I have a short recovery period. I'm sure the can wait a minute or so
If its more than a minute I'll be asking for a refund well give or take a few hours
Ffs just get a room Cheers mate. I was running out of chat up lines here
If he doesn't post for the rest of the day ladies, its ok, hes semi-safe in my room it's ok I can multitask
With a ball gag and your hands cuffed behind your back and attached to the protruding anal hook...i sincerely doubt it I really do need to start reading the small print
You do indeed "
Do you have it in audio ? |
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"On waking, checking to see if the cock burglars have been kind and not stolen it during the night before scratching and sniffing your nads? looking at my sorry looking thing at the moment I think someone stole half of it
SHAMELESS FLIRT ALERT!!!
Here, let me check it for you T, ive got experience in these things go on then. See what yer can do with it. I'm at a loss
Id only drain you and leave you in a stuper for the rest of the day...would be unfair on the rest of the fab ladies really it's ok I have a short recovery period. I'm sure the can wait a minute or so
If its more than a minute I'll be asking for a refund well give or take a few hours
Ffs just get a room Cheers mate. I was running out of chat up lines here
If he doesn't post for the rest of the day ladies, its ok, hes semi-safe in my room it's ok I can multitask
With a ball gag and your hands cuffed behind your back and attached to the protruding anal hook...i sincerely doubt it I really do need to start reading the small print "
how come your still typing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On waking, checking to see if the cock burglars have been kind and not stolen it during the night before scratching and sniffing your nads? looking at my sorry looking thing at the moment I think someone stole half of it
SHAMELESS FLIRT ALERT!!!
Here, let me check it for you T, ive got experience in these things go on then. See what yer can do with it. I'm at a loss
Id only drain you and leave you in a stuper for the rest of the day...would be unfair on the rest of the fab ladies really it's ok I have a short recovery period. I'm sure the can wait a minute or so
If its more than a minute I'll be asking for a refund well give or take a few hours
Ffs just get a room Cheers mate. I was running out of chat up lines here
If he doesn't post for the rest of the day ladies, its ok, hes semi-safe in my room it's ok I can multitask
With a ball gag and your hands cuffed behind your back and attached to the protruding anal hook...i sincerely doubt it I really do need to start reading the small print how come your still typing?"
I was allowed 1 last request |
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"I d just like to reassure fabland .. There's been no cock burglars here .. Just checked .. All present and correct"
Phew! Kent is obvs a much safer place than 'Ull |
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"I d just like to reassure fabland .. There's been no cock burglars here .. Just checked .. All present and correct mine too mate I've just found it "
I've just had a full service |
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"I d just like to reassure fabland .. There's been no cock burglars here .. Just checked .. All present and correct
Phew! Kent is obvs a much safer place than 'Ull"
yep take anything that's not nailed down in Ull |
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"I d just like to reassure fabland .. There's been no cock burglars here .. Just checked .. All present and correct mine too mate I've just found it
I've just had a full service mines due a MOT "
I'll let your local garage know you're on your way. They're present you with a 3D certificate if you pass. It's the emissions they tend to fail on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyway..... What are you on about OP? oh forgot about the OP s puzzle "
I've got to go to bed soon, can someone please let me know when you all find out please |
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surely that's not something only ladies would know
