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Would you fuck me? (hypothetically)
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By *iceguy83 OP Man
over a year ago
manchester |
Just a bit of fun. I'm having no luck on here despite being polite, clean, reading full profile before messaging but still no interest so obviously people here are spread out over the country (world)? So hypothetically would you do me or not?
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Just a bit of fun. I'm having no luck on here despite being polite, clean, reading full profile before messaging but still no interest so obviously people here are spread out over the country (world)? So hypothetically would you do me or not?
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no your cock bends to the left, i prefer ones that bend to the right  |
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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago
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"Just a bit of fun. I'm having no luck on here despite being polite, clean, reading full profile before messaging but still no interest so obviously people here are spread out over the country (world)? So hypothetically would you do me or not?
no your cock bends to the left, i prefer ones that bend to the right "
Was just checking that out
Hangs to the right when soft.. Shifts to the left when erect |
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"Just a bit of fun. I'm having no luck on here despite being polite, clean, reading full profile before messaging but still no interest so obviously people here are spread out over the country (world)? So hypothetically would you do me or not?
no your cock bends to the left, i prefer ones that bend to the right "
Why do I now have a Beyonce song in my head….
Oh yeah….
To the left, to the left
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hypothetically no I wouldnt - nothing to do with your looks or your profile, as I havent actually read that, but just your first post - asking people if they would "do you". Those kind of words dont do anything for me.  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Just a bit of fun. I'm having no luck on here despite being polite, clean, reading full profile before messaging but still no interest so obviously people here are spread out over the country (world)? So hypothetically would you do me or not?
no your cock bends to the left, i prefer ones that bend to the right
Why do I now have a Beyonce song in my head….
Oh yeah….
To the left, to the left
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"all the single ladies" |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
"no sorry.... I only do guys over 6 feet.
chin up tho..
liar.. I sewen you wi fugy and drew!!!!"
yeah true....... but I clicked them both together...and poof they were over 6 feet...
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
"Yep I will do you
Not sure about mrs new though
I think I'll just be the official tag team photographer on this one...
(Mrs)"
well mrs new.... before you click any pics of me... I need a 3, 2, 1 countdown to allow breathing in to happen.. |
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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago
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"Yep I will do you
Not sure about mrs new though
I think I'll just be the official tag team photographer on this one...
(Mrs)
well mrs new.... before you click any pics of me... I need a 3, 2, 1 countdown to allow breathing in to happen.."
Oh don't worry, we'll go for a more arty black and white slightly out of focus abstract approach. Negates the need for controlled breathing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope - not with that username
At a glance it looks like 'mancy prick'
Only joking buddy - couldn't resist lmao "
me too. Do like a cock with a good curve on it tho. |
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By *iceguy83 OP Man
over a year ago
manchester |
Ok so nobody has anything positive to say. Thanks for the replies anyway. I guess thats why I am struggling on here. Ah well. Must be someone that likes me surely going off the law of averages! I'll plod on.
Was Always told i had a nice big cock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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...and it's a no from me too.
Apart from your age, I like to play with people who are comfortable with their sexuality and "straight" men that are seeking tv/ts are not for me.
I think you'll find that could be putting people off too.
Just my opinion of course. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep I will do you
Not sure about mrs new though
I think I'll just be the official tag team photographer on this one...
(Mrs)
well mrs new.... before you click any pics of me... I need a 3, 2, 1 countdown to allow breathing in to happen..
Oh don't worry, we'll go for a more arty black and white slightly out of focus abstract approach. Negates the need for controlled breathing."
Exactly  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To be fair to the lad at least his pics show more than just his old fella and his profile isn't littered with text speak or stupid Jamaican cod. Looks wise he's probably around average. Altogether this would probably put him in the top 20% of appealing bloke profiles. But you are playing a numbers game my friend, where only the best will doodle-do!
I think once you have your first verification your luck will improve as then prospective meets know with more certainty that you don't keep an axe in your boot and that you can take your clothes off without tripping over your boxers.
Good luck mate! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" To be fair to the lad at least his pics show more than just his old fella and his profile isn't littered with text speak or stupid Jamaican cod. Looks wise he's probably around average. Altogether this would probably put him in the top 20% of appealing bloke profiles. But you are playing a numbers game my friend, where only the best will doodle-do!
I think once you have your first verification your luck will improve as then prospective meets know with more certainty that you don't keep an axe in your boot and that you can take your clothes off without tripping over your boxers.
Good luck mate!"
u cannae arrange a fayrie godmother fer im then buttons, being panto season n all? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just a bit of fun. I'm having no luck on here despite being polite, clean, reading full profile before messaging but still no interest so obviously people here are spread out over the country (world)? So hypothetically would you do me or not?
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another professional..oh my
would this post not be better on introductions?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just a bit of fun. I'm having no luck on here despite being polite, clean, reading full profile before messaging but still no interest so obviously people here are spread out over the country (world)? So hypothetically would you do me or not?
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also your looking for tv/ts..tho you recon your straight!
mixed messages we would skip past immediately seeing that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok so nobody has anything positive to say. Thanks for the replies anyway. I guess thats why I am struggling on here. Ah well. Must be someone that likes me surely going off the law of averages! I'll plod on.
Was Always told i had a nice big cock. "
Nobody cares who well endowed you are, personality goes so much further. You will struggle as for some of us with kids your age, its not an option, plus you are too far for others. Get yourself off to clubs, socials, easier to meet people then, if they have a profile on here, they can then verify you, just remember the ratio is about 25/1 (not that im good at maths) and it means you really do have to see yourself with so many single guys around |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So are you bisexual or just an any holes a goal man?
Is someone is looking for a straight male, your profile will confuse them.
Good luck on the site though. |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
Northants |
"I think the OP should get down the pub/club on a Saturday night. Would have way more luck than a swingers site! Never understood why guys who can't pull in vanilla world come onto a site like this and think it will be easy!!!  
Unless all swinger ladies are supposed to be slappers! "
Now read it properly!!!!
I never said he shouldn't be here, I just said he would have more luck in a pub/club situation! FACT!!!
Single ladies do NOT have the same problems that single guys have, they in the main seem to have no problem meeting guys or couples. That is why single guys DO have a problem! Females can afford to be choosy and as a single guy, you really have to stand out from the rest... Hence the comment about having more luck down the pub/club!
Anyone can join this site and as sites go, it is the most tolerant we are on, to it's determent sometimes, but if you ask for advice, don't expect to get all hearts and flowers replies!
Would Mrs R fuck him? No! Why? Way too young and in our opinion is here for a quick shag but brings nothing to the party for me. Would I like him to leave? Hell no! There are many fems, couples and Bi-guys out there and he could just get lucky! We wish him well, but people like you who try to turn every argument into a "Couples vs. Singles" war, well, we just block and move on...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok so nobody has anything positive to say. Thanks for the replies anyway. I guess thats why I am struggling on here. Ah well. Must be someone that likes me surely going off the law of averages! I'll plod on.
Was Always told i had a nice big cock.
Nobody cares who well endowed you are, personality goes so much further. You will struggle as for some of us with kids your age, its not an option, plus you are too far for others. Get yourself off to clubs, socials, easier to meet people then, if they have a profile on here, they can then verify you, just remember the ratio is about 25/1 (not that im good at maths) and it means you really do have to see yourself with so many single guys around "
oops that should read "sell yourself" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oh dear... another would you fuck me... am i sexy post...
im thinking the sound of desperation isnt helping you here... a def no without even looking at the profile!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Noticed he’s unticked the looking for TV/TS rather than be honest and say he’s bi curious, best advise is just be yourself, be honest and patient and you’ll get what you’re looking for. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"who gives a rats ass about hypothetical fucks anyway, how the hell is that of any use to anyone!!!!!!!!!"
Does that make it a mind-fuck, if its hypothetical? |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"Noticed he’s unticked the looking for TV/TS rather than be honest and say he’s bi curious, best advise is just be yourself, be honest and patient and you’ll get what you’re looking for."
It is just as possible that ticking TV was the error.
In fairness. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"who gives a rats ass about hypothetical fucks anyway, how the hell is that of any use to anyone!!!!!!!!!
Does that make it a mind-fuck, if its hypothetical? "
mmm.. possibly! not quite like the real thing either way! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Noticed he’s unticked the looking for TV/TS rather than be honest and say he’s bi curious, best advise is just be yourself, be honest and patient and you’ll get what you’re looking for.
It is just as possible that ticking TV was the error.
In fairness."
I'm a cynic
I looked at his friends list and made my own judgement, but thats just my judgement though |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"I looked at his friends list and made my own judgement, but thats just my judgement though "
Ah - you have used more information than me then, I didn't look at the profile!
Expect to see the friends list hidden shortly.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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what we dont get is all these young guys looking for a shag on here... surely theyd have more success getting themselves out in pubs / clubs than sitting on here trying to find women?
just a thought...! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what we dont get is all these young guys looking for a shag on here... surely theyd have more success getting themselves out in pubs / clubs than sitting on here trying to find women?
just a thought...!"
one here thay are looking for sex thats all no girl friend no dating thing no woman texing them 24/7 and no dating just good sex. |
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By *iceguy83 OP Man
over a year ago
manchester |
I am totally straight. Didn't even realize I'd ticked the ts box and have now untucked it. Perhaps that's why the only friend requests I've had are from ts members or gay blokes! They dint interest me sexually but I generally accept all friend requests. It's that or have no friends here.
Thanks fir the advice anyway peeps |
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By *iceguy83 OP Man
over a year ago
manchester |
"Have looked at your profile. The people who told you you were very good looking....don't trust em!"
Looking at your pics I don't think if I were you I'd be making such comments. In fact I'd probably keep very quiet. But thanks for your efforts. Have a dig at me and I'll sure have one back. |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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Looking at your pics I don't think if I were you I'd be making such comments. In fact I'd probably keep very quiet. But thanks for your efforts. Have a dig at me and I'll sure have one back. "
Single pic, of the lady's chest. Which will get them more meets than this thread will get you.
Feel free to keep digging - in every sense of the word... |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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Looking at your pics I don't think if I were you I'd be making such comments. In fact I'd probably keep very quiet. But thanks for your efforts. Have a dig at me and I'll sure have one back.
Single pic, of the lady's chest. Which will get them more meets than this thread will get you.
Feel free to keep digging - in every sense of the word..."
oooh can i get dressed up in my refs outfit again? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looking at your pics I don't think if I were you I'd be making such comments. In fact I'd probably keep very quiet. But thanks for your efforts. Have a dig at me and I'll sure have one back.
Single pic, of the lady's chest. Which will get them more meets than this thread will get you.
Feel free to keep digging - in every sense of the word...oooh can i get dressed up in my refs outfit again? "
I'll be the devil in the mix, I think the comment was downright mean! Ref, I dunno if i get a yellow card for calling a person with breasts on a mean comment, but if I do, hey ho, there was no need ...
IMHO
of course  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Male here. I have always struggled to understand why young males need to come on a site like this to get laid (as mentioned before they must think all females are slappers and will sleep with anyone). Before i meet my partner i had no problems going to pubs etc and meeting other women. Suppose this could be a problem though if you have no mates to go out with and spend your life sat in front of this. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"Male here. I have always struggled to understand why young males need to come on a site like this to get laid (as mentioned before they must think all females are slappers and will sleep with anyone). "
why young guys? ... some guys of all ages either single or in couples have that _iew.
and actually... there are people who will sleep with anyone.. and again, they are males, females and couples.. only thing is, they ain't slappers, it's their choice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hypotheticaly as a young women I would fuck anyone looks are over rated a healthy mind and nice non pushy men are far more likely to find out the colour of my panties if I have any on x |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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Looking at your pics I don't think if I were you I'd be making such comments. In fact I'd probably keep very quiet. But thanks for your efforts. Have a dig at me and I'll sure have one back.
Single pic, of the lady's chest. Which will get them more meets than this thread will get you.
Feel free to keep digging - in every sense of the word...oooh can i get dressed up in my refs outfit again?
I'll be the devil in the mix, I think the comment was downright mean! Ref, I dunno if i get a yellow card for calling a person with breasts on a mean comment, but if I do, hey ho, there was no need ...
IMHO
of course "
well you only get a yellow card if your really bad, and a red card if your really good...you decide |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"no one ever answers a question on here seriously do they ??
NO...........
well ..
YES.....
well .......
Kinda...
Sometimes.. "
Given the chance
Nice picture by the way, love a mans hands tied above his head |
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