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By *icentious OP   Couple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Went yesterday, now he's driving us crazy wanting to be stimulated (don't go there).

Any Idears of how to amuse him, in what isn't an amusing time?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wtf????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wtf????"

He just means his dog had the chop.... I hope

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cold showers.

Take him outside and turn the garden hose on him!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

distraction therapy - anything and everything that would entertain him - give him summat to chew on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Aww poor pooch! spoil him take him out for a nice walk

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By *harpDressed ManMan  over a year ago

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"Aww poor pooch! spoil him take him out for a nice walk "

Out for a short waddle / limp...?

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By *icentious OP   Couple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Can't help noticing they are still dangling, don't they cut them right off any more?

Wish I could Dr Dolittle and explain to him he can't play because of his stitches for the next 8 days.

Didn't think it was that long for me....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can't help noticing they are still dangling, don't they cut them right off any more?

Wish I could Dr Dolittle and explain to him he can't play because of his stitches for the next 8 days.

Didn't think it was that long for me...."

Will just be the loose skin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just imagine how you would feel in his place, you'd have to change your profile for a start.

Poor little sod needs TLC, give him a rub on the head from me mate.

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By *icentious OP   Couple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Can't help noticing they are still dangling, don't they cut them right off any more?

Wish I could Dr Dolittle and explain to him he can't play because of his stitches for the next 8 days.

Didn't think it was that long for me....

Will just be the loose skin "

I'm not going to have a feel, not my thing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Was worried what you meant by "stimulate" him lol.....!

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By *ancadamMan  over a year ago

Stockport


"Can't help noticing they are still dangling, don't they cut them right off any more?

Wish I could Dr Dolittle and explain to him he can't play because of his stitches for the next 8 days.

Didn't think it was that long for me...."

.the current operation to neuter a male dog is similar to human vasectomy and does not involve removal of the testes .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If I was him I would curl one down on the living room carpet, preferably with the in-laws present, just to show my appreciation at you taking the unilateral decision to remove my bollocks with no consultation whatsoever

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By *icentious OP   Couple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"If I was him I would curl one down on the living room carpet, preferably with the in-laws present, just to show my appreciation at you taking the unilateral decision to remove my bollocks with no consultation whatsoever"

I did ask him if he wanted it done, didn't say anything so I took that as a yes.

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By *airy_HettyWoman  over a year ago

Greater London

Give him a bone to chew on.

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

How's the hound today ?

Do you have any Kong toys ? the ones you fill with food then peanut butter and freeze? They keep dogs busy for ages . Try hiding treats for him to find .

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By *he tactile technicianMan  over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

Yeah Kongs are great! though dependent on the dog the amount of time that whatever you have smeared inside will remain, and with it the concentration of the dog, hmmmm. Just remember for every treat you hide around the house for your dog to find, you need to reduce his meal amount by 1 and a half the treat amount

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