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Name your child where you had your first fuck

By *oasters OP Couple over a year ago

newcastle

I'm interested in knowing where yous first had a fuck and did you name your child after it . Our first is called phone box but she can't spell it cos it has to many letters ha ha lol

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By *oasters OP Couple over a year ago

newcastle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm interested in knowing where yous first had a fuck and did you name your child after it . Our first is called phone box but she can't spell it cos it has to many letters ha ha lol"

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By *oasters OP Couple over a year ago

newcastle

Sorry our daughter just reminded me her name is postbox ha ha ha

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple over a year ago

Bristol

Lol and no, though Sandy Dune wouldn't be that bad a name.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry our daughter just reminded me her name is postbox ha ha ha"

Still not funny.....keep trying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like Posh and Becks

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By *oasters OP Couple over a year ago

newcastle

What about her name was Philadelphia

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shed?

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By *oasters OP Couple over a year ago

newcastle

Cos Linda's legs are easily spread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry our daughter just reminded me her name is postbox ha ha ha"

you plonker

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"What about her name was Philadelphia "

As in the cheese spread ?

did you use it as a lube

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By *oasters OP Couple over a year ago

newcastle

How many times can you call someone lol bet you wouldent say to my face big boy

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"Cos Linda's legs are easily spread "

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By *oasters OP Couple over a year ago

newcastle

That's just cheese y

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There'd be a lot if kids called alley, parents bed and pub garden round our way lol

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By *cousehottyMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Would have to call it up my bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rushed Squeeky Bed McTavish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Corley. It's a place in the midlands.

Now that actually sounds feasible! Lol

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By *oasters OP Couple over a year ago

newcastle

My friend said his first time was in a zoo who thinks he's LION

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

Bathroom - doesn't really work

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Malmesbury

Mini van seat - would work if I was Dutch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shirley.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"Bathroom - doesn't really work

I've heard of them having baby showers for gifts etc in America, maybe that's why

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"Shirley."

Shirley not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Farmyard gate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's that Two Ronnies sketch which does this, naming kids after the place they were conceived. "This is your letter Ramsgate" "This isn't addressed to me, it's for.....Park Bench?!" haha

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

corfu

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By *dsindyTV/TS over a year ago

East Lancashire

Guess it would have to be college loo....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My eldest just couldn't pull the name "Maidenhead" off

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Waterhouses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Southwick, Sunderland, neither sounds right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i think my parents did because my sister is called slutfest pmsl xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

8th hole on the golf course just doesn't have a ring to it

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Wheat field

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

London inn

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

Ford fiesta

MrsSB

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By *ax1971Man over a year ago

St helens

Roundabout....in park st night when I was 15..hehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Belle Marsh

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"8th hole on the golf course just doesn't have a ring to it

Hole in one ?

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By *encarolCouple over a year ago

Tyneside

Ladies toilet.

Graveyard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looe.

The Cornish town. Not the loo.

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By *ristol_MTB_cplCouple over a year ago

Bristol

I lost mine in a place called Port St Mary, so that would actually work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Robin, as in the back of a reliant robin van

i'm a classy bird me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Saab... Not to bad i suppose

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman over a year ago

nottingham

Palermo

Good job it wasn't Bognor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spinney

hmmm, perhaps not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I lost my virginity in an Alley

So that could definetly work

A x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Behind the bike sheds ...naaaaa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boyfriend's brother's bed.

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By *winny445Man over a year ago

battersea

girlsbed

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Eastbourne

In a back alley in Liverpool, so no chance.

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By *atietvsheffTV/TS over a year ago

Sheffield

Mums lounge carpet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Layby on the A1!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Matesbed ? Sounds grand .. not

I remember thinking everyone who saw me would know though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Castle park.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Toxteth fried chicken is a funny name for a little bleeder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Park bench lol

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

Tent.

I'm not reproducing but good name for my next dog.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Toxteth fried chicken is a funny name for a little bleeder"

Strange first fuck - shagging a fried chicken in Toxteth!

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By *rtemisiaWoman over a year ago

Norwich

Field

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bedroom - hmmmmm - child does have initials B J though - cruel parent or what

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