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RMC-001 Official Thursday moan form
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
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As Thursday has become the official day for moaning threads I thought the following moan template would be useful, simply cut and paste and then fill in the blanks:
RMC-001 Form
I'm sick of this site and the way __________ are treated by ________. Not all _________ are ____________ and I think it is very rude and unpleasant that _____________ never ___________ with me, or _________ to my ____________, especially as I ____________ with __________ anyway. 
So all you ___________ need to get a life and stop treating _____________ so badly. It's not like all of you ________ are even ____________ is it?
I'm feeling really            (circle appropriate emotion) about this!!
Anyway, rant over.
(attach additional sheets here for longer rants, please ensure all spaces are filled in or just use a random expletive instead)
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"RMC-001 Form
I'm sick of this site and the way I'm treated by everyone. Not all profiles are fakes or bunny boilers and I think it is very rude and unpleasant that people never flirt with me, fuck me or respond to my 20 winks a day , especially as I'll happily shag pretty much anyone above (apparently) anyway.
So all you others out there need to get a shag and stop treating the forums so badly. It's not like all of you are even real is it?
I'm feeling really (circle appropriate emotion) about this!! - all of the above
Anyway, rant over.
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I'm sick of this site and the way bananas are treated by bum bandits. Not all fish are flat and I think it is very rude and unpleasant that bank never shares the money of dead people with me, or sends presents of shoes to my house, especially as I like shoes with heels anyway.
So all you dead people need to get a life and stop treating death so badly. It's not like all of you corpses are even trying to do the thriller dance is it?
I'm feeling really about this!!
Anyway, rant over.
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
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I'm sick of this site and the way bananas are treated by bum bandits. Not all fish are flat and I think it is very rude and unpleasant that bank never shares the money of dead people with me, or sends presents of shoes to my house, especially as I like shoes with heels anyway.
So all you dead people need to get a life and stop treating death so badly. It's not like all of you corpses are even trying to do the thriller dance is it?
I'm feeling really about this!!
Anyway, rant over.
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"RMC-001 Form
I'm sick of this site and the way I'm treated by everyone. Not all profiles are fakes or bunny boilers and I think it is very rude and unpleasant that people never flirt with me, fuck me or respond to my 20 winks a day , especially as I'll happily shag pretty much anyone above (apparently) anyway.
So all you others out there need to get a shag and stop treating the forums so badly. It's not like all of you are even real is it?
I'm feeling really (circle appropriate emotion) about this!! - all of the above
Anyway, rant over.
MOAN REJECTED: You failed to circle the emoticon. Much as we appropriate your input I'm afraid your moan does not meet the high standards of moans we like to receive. Please ensure you moan correctly in future. "
Bollocks! I clearly stated all of the above. So fecking feck off you total buggery wanker type! Where's a real person when you need one - hmph!!!
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"RMC-001 Form
I'm sick of this site and the way I'm treated by everyone. Not all profiles are fakes or bunny boilers and I think it is very rude and unpleasant that people never flirt with me, fuck me or respond to my 20 winks a day , especially as I'll happily shag pretty much anyone above (apparently) anyway.
So all you others out there need to get a shag and stop treating the forums so badly. It's not like all of you are even real is it?
I'm feeling really (circle appropriate emotion) about this!! - all of the above
Anyway, rant over.
MOAN REJECTED: You failed to circle the emoticon. Much as we appropriate your input I'm afraid your moan does not meet the high standards of moans we like to receive. Please ensure you moan correctly in future.
Bollocks! I clearly stated all of the above. So fecking feck off you total buggery wanker type! Where's a real person when you need one - hmph!!!
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MOAN ABOUT MOANS REJECTED: Sorry but your moan about a moan was rejected. Please fill in a RMC-002 moan form and submit it so that we can make swinging a Better Place for us all. Thank you for your input. Have a nice day. |
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"RMC-001 Form
I'm sick of this site and the way I'm treated by everyone. Not all profiles are fakes or bunny boilers and I think it is very rude and unpleasant that people never flirt with me, fuck me or respond to my 20 winks a day , especially as I'll happily shag pretty much anyone above (apparently) anyway.
So all you others out there need to get a shag and stop treating the forums so badly. It's not like all of you are even real is it?
I'm feeling really (circle appropriate emotion) about this!! - all of the above
Anyway, rant over.
MOAN REJECTED: You failed to circle the emoticon. Much as we appropriate your input I'm afraid your moan does not meet the high standards of moans we like to receive. Please ensure you moan correctly in future.
Bollocks! I clearly stated all of the above. So fecking feck off you total buggery wanker type! Where's a real person when you need one - hmph!!!
MOAN ABOUT MOANS REJECTED: Sorry but your moan about a moan was rejected. Please fill in a RMC-002 moan form and submit it so that we can make swinging a Better Place for us all. Thank you for your input. Have a nice day."
And where the feck is that form....... |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
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And where the feck is that form......."
All moan forms are available in the hidden site help and FAQ sections available to all double-platinum members.
Please send £200 in unmarked notes to upgrade. We guarantee you will be truly able to moan then. Thank you for your input as it allows us to make swinging a Better Place for us all. Have a nice day. |
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I'm sick of this site and the way people who don't conform are treated by bureaucratic pencil pushers with forms. Not all forms are perfect and I think it is very rude and unpleasant that your mother never offered to hold the pillow over your face with me, or apologised to my face for giving birth to a turd licking jobsworth, especially as I gave her some money to help with her crack addiction, not that she cares where the money comes from anyway.
So all you form makers need to get a life and stop treating your crack ho momma so badly. It's not like all of you pencil pushers are even linguistically gifted is it?
Emoticon your own fucking ring!
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
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I'm sick of this site and the way people who don't conform are treated by bureaucratic pencil pushers with forms. Not all forms are perfect and I think it is very rude and unpleasant that your mother never offered to hold the pillow over your face with me, or apologised to my face for giving birth to a turd licking jobsworth, especially as I gave her some money to help with her crack addiction, not that she cares where the money comes from anyway.
So all you form makers need to get a life and stop treating your crack ho momma so badly. It's not like all of you pencil pushers are even linguistically gifted is it?
Emoticon your own fucking ring!
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I'm sick of this site and the way __________ are treated by ________. Not all _________ are ____________ and I think it is very rude and unpleasant that _____________ never ___________ with me, or _________ to my ____________, especially as I ____________ with __________ anyway.
So all you ___________ need to get a life and stop treating _____________ so badly. It's not like all of you ________ are even ____________ is it?
I'm feeling really (circle appropriate emotion) about this!!
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"I'm sick of this site and the way __________ are treated by ________. Not all _________ are ____________ and I think it is very rude and unpleasant that _____________ never ___________ with me, or _________ to my ____________, especially as I ____________ with __________ anyway.
So all you ___________ need to get a life and stop treating _____________ so badly. It's not like all of you ________ are even ____________ is it?
I'm feeling really (circle appropriate emotion) about this!!
I fucking hate filling out forms!"
MOAN REJECTED: Can all single males please ensure they have a responsible single female or couple to help fill in their moan forms. Please ensure you moan correctly in future so that we can help make swinging a Better Place for us all. |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
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"When you say moan correctly,how do you mean? I need clarification "
All moan forms are available in the hidden site help and FAQ sections available to all double-platinum members.
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
PLEASE NOTE: All moans for Thursday must be submitted before 12 noon or they will be classified as Wednesday moans which require form RMC-010w to be processed correctly.
Please ensure moans are correctly made as they help make swinging a Better Place. Thank you. |
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Why or why do James's plague me??? Another thing winks! Pathetic! No face pic, nothing! Some days so many messages and when your on line trying to answer or on the Forums they assume you are up for it, which your not. Put up a meet today tag and you are asking for idiots from all over the country to mail for an immediate shag - they havent even read your profile and dont fit any of your criterias but assume you are desperate so dont give a toss. Others who dont read your profile either and mail you from under their huge beer bellys to tell you they will be hitting a local dogging spot shortly with their mate of course you should join them - well you are on line this time of night so why not? Then, THEN, there are the guys who plague you until you block them. They open new profiles and plague you again! What about the buggers who get a right stop on after your polite no thanks and say you are too fussy! Closely followed by those ones who play on sympathy and want to know why they arent what you want and they cant change.... Go in the Forums and see that the interesting posts get removed because we cant be trusted and of course cant share links to stuff cos thats promoting other sites. More to follow... oh yes. Hell, I think I was a little sick in my mouth then... think I need to lie down |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
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"Why or why do James's plague me??? Another thing winks! Pathetic! No face pic, nothing! Some days so many messages and when your on line trying to answer or on the Forums they assume you are up for it, which your not. Put up a meet today tag and you are asking for idiots from all over the country to mail for an immediate shag - they havent even read your profile and dont fit any of your criterias but assume you are desperate so dont give a toss. Others who dont read your profile either and mail you from under their huge beer bellys to tell you they will be hitting a local dogging spot shortly with their mate of course you should join them - well you are on line this time of night so why not? Then, THEN, there are the guys who plague you until you block them. They open new profiles and plague you again! What about the buggers who get a right stop on after your polite no thanks and say you are too fussy! Closely followed by those ones who play on sympathy and want to know why they arent what you want and they cant change.... Go in the Forums and see that the interesting posts get removed because we cant be trusted and of course cant share links to stuff cos thats promoting other sites. More to follow... oh yes. Hell, I think I was a little sick in my mouth then... think I need to lie down "
MOAN REJECTED: You failed to circle the emoticon and your moan has passed the 12 noon deadline for Thursday moans. Please resubmit using moan form RMC-002 before 12 noon on Friday. Much as we appreciate your input I'm afraid your moan does not meet the high standards of moans we like to receive. Please ensure you moan correctly in future. |
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"Why or why do James's plague me??? Another thing winks! Pathetic! No face pic, nothing! Some days so many messages and when your on line trying to answer or on the Forums they assume you are up for it, which your not. Put up a meet today tag and you are asking for idiots from all over the country to mail for an immediate shag - they havent even read your profile and dont fit any of your criterias but assume you are desperate so dont give a toss. Others who dont read your profile either and mail you from under their huge beer bellys to tell you they will be hitting a local dogging spot shortly with their mate of course you should join them - well you are on line this time of night so why not? Then, THEN, there are the guys who plague you until you block them. They open new profiles and plague you again! What about the buggers who get a right stop on after your polite no thanks and say you are too fussy! Closely followed by those ones who play on sympathy and want to know why they arent what you want and they cant change.... Go in the Forums and see that the interesting posts get removed because we cant be trusted and of course cant share links to stuff cos thats promoting other sites. More to follow... oh yes. Hell, I think I was a little sick in my mouth then... think I need to lie down
MOAN REJECTED: You failed to circle the emoticon and your moan has passed the 12 noon deadline for Thursday moans. Please resubmit using moan form RMC-002 before 12 noon on Friday. Much as we appreciate your input I'm afraid your moan does not meet the high standards of moans we like to receive. Please ensure you moan correctly in future."
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
PLEASE NOTE. All our moan forms are also available in crayon-by-numbers for the single males, in duplicate for the couples (male half already completed) and in purple calf skin vellum with gold ink for the single bi-ladies.
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"PLEASE NOTE. All our moan forms are also available in crayon-by-numbers for the single males, in duplicate for the couples (male half already completed) and in purple calf skin vellum with gold ink for the single bi-ladies.
Audio versions are also available for those who don't read profiles. "
DONT make me come that side of the glass!!!!! (Raises fist) |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"PLEASE NOTE. All our moan forms are also available in crayon-by-numbers for the single males, in duplicate for the couples (male half already completed) and in purple calf skin vellum with gold ink for the single bi-ladies.
Audio versions are also available for those who don't read profiles.
DONT make me come that side of the glass!!!!! (Raises fist) "
PLEASE NOTE: The moan facility is provided for the comfort and use of all our members. Verbal abuse and physical threats will not be tolerated and will be dealt with firmly by the use of rogue assassins and Sanction Operatives. Have a nice day. |
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"PLEASE NOTE. All our moan forms are also available in crayon-by-numbers for the single males, in duplicate for the couples (male half already completed) and in purple calf skin vellum with gold ink for the single bi-ladies.
Audio versions are also available for those who don't read profiles.
DONT make me come that side of the glass!!!!! (Raises fist)
PLEASE NOTE: The moan facility is provided for the comfort and use of all our members. Verbal abuse and physical threats will not be tolerated and will be dealt with firmly by the use of rogue assassins and Sanction Operatives. Have a nice day. "
Im in with the bloody ninjas - you dont scare me!!!!! |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"PLEASE NOTE. All our moan forms are also available in crayon-by-numbers for the single males, in duplicate for the couples (male half already completed) and in purple calf skin vellum with gold ink for the single bi-ladies.
Audio versions are also available for those who don't read profiles.
DONT make me come that side of the glass!!!!! (Raises fist)
PLEASE NOTE: The moan facility is provided for the comfort and use of all our members. Verbal abuse and physical threats will not be tolerated and will be dealt with firmly by the use of rogue assassins and Sanction Operatives. Have a nice day.
Im in with the bloody ninjas - you dont scare me!!!!! "
PLEASE NOTE: All moans for Thursday must be submitted before 12 noon or they will be classified as Wednesday moans which require form RMC-010w to be processed correctly. This includes verbal abuse and threats of physical violence.
Please ensure moans are correctly made as they help make swinging a Better Place. Thank you. Have a nice day. |
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"PLEASE NOTE. All our moan forms are also available in crayon-by-numbers for the single males, in duplicate for the couples (male half already completed) and in purple calf skin vellum with gold ink for the single bi-ladies.
Audio versions are also available for those who don't read profiles.
DONT make me come that side of the glass!!!!! (Raises fist)
PLEASE NOTE: The moan facility is provided for the comfort and use of all our members. Verbal abuse and physical threats will not be tolerated and will be dealt with firmly by the use of rogue assassins and Sanction Operatives. Have a nice day.
Im in with the bloody ninjas - you dont scare me!!!!!
PLEASE NOTE: All moans for Thursday must be submitted before 12 noon or they will be classified as Wednesday moans which require form RMC-010w to be processed correctly. This includes verbal abuse and threats of physical violence.
Please ensure moans are correctly made as they help make swinging a Better Place. Thank you. Have a nice day."
RIGHT (stands back, eyes up glass) "I will be back!" |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"PLEASE NOTE. All our moan forms are also available in crayon-by-numbers for the single males, in duplicate for the couples (male half already completed) and in purple calf skin vellum with gold ink for the single bi-ladies.
Audio versions are also available for those who don't read profiles.
DONT make me come that side of the glass!!!!! (Raises fist)
PLEASE NOTE: The moan facility is provided for the comfort and use of all our members. Verbal abuse and physical threats will not be tolerated and will be dealt with firmly by the use of rogue assassins and Sanction Operatives. Have a nice day.
Im in with the bloody ninjas - you dont scare me!!!!!
PLEASE NOTE: All moans for Thursday must be submitted before 12 noon or they will be classified as Wednesday moans which require form RMC-010w to be processed correctly. This includes verbal abuse and threats of physical violence.
Please ensure moans are correctly made as they help make swinging a Better Place. Thank you. Have a nice day.
RIGHT (stands back, eyes up glass) "I will be back!" "
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
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"Hilarious lol - not a moan so no forms to fill - yippee
I'm watching you though....
Ahh! But who is keeping an eye on you???
You're all totally bonkers on here' I love it!!!"
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"Hilarious lol - not a moan so no forms to fill - yippee
I'm watching you though....
Ahh! But who is keeping an eye on you???
You're all totally bonkers on here' I love it!!!
*...adds him to the list...*
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"
Sorry, I'm not old enough to have done Latin at school! What does that mean?
And as for a list, who else is on it? Is it all privileged people? Am I in good company? |
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"RMC-001 Form
I'm sick of this site and the way unsquirty females are treated by everyone. Not all of us girls are able to squirt and I think it is very rude and unpleasant that people are never honest with me, or open to my inablility to squirt all over the place, especially as I show up with lube and toys and arrange rubber sheets anyway.
So all you of you squirtists need to get a life and stop treating the unsquirty sorts so badly. It's not like all of you other women are even able to gush enough liquid to fill a rubber sheet is it?
I'm feeling really (circle appropriate emotion) about this!!
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"RMC-001 Form
I'm sick of this site and the way unsquirty females are treated by everyone. Not all of us girls are able to squirt and I think it is very rude and unpleasant that people are never honest with me, or open to my inablility to squirt all over the place, especially as I show up with lube and toys and arrange rubber sheets anyway.
So all you of you squirtists need to get a life and stop treating the unsquirty sorts so badly. It's not like all of you other women are even able to gush enough liquid to fill a rubber sheet is it?
I'm feeling really (circle appropriate emotion) about this!!
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MOAN REJECTED: Your moan has passed the 12 noon deadline for Thursday moans. Please resubmit using moan form RMC-002 before 12 noon on Friday. Much as we appreciate your input I'm afraid your moan does not meet the high standards of moans we like to receive. Please ensure you moan correctly in future. Have a nice day. |
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"RMC-001 Form
I'm sick of this site and the way unsquirty females are treated by everyone. Not all of us girls are able to squirt and I think it is very rude and unpleasant that people are never honest with me, or open to my inablility to squirt all over the place, especially as I show up with lube and toys and arrange rubber sheets anyway.
So all you of you squirtists need to get a life and stop treating the unsquirty sorts so badly. It's not like all of you other women are even able to gush enough liquid to fill a rubber sheet is it?
I'm feeling really (circle appropriate emotion) about this!!
MOAN REJECTED: Your moan has passed the 12 noon deadline for Thursday moans. Please resubmit using moan form RMC-002 before 12 noon on Friday. Much as we appreciate your input I'm afraid your moan does not meet the high standards of moans we like to receive. Please ensure you moan correctly in future. Have a nice day."
Pah... you're just making up the rules as you go along! I'd like to complain to the management and get some independent adjudication in here to deal with my appeal. I don't want to moan on a Friday. Thursday is the day to moan, everyone knows that.
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"RMC-001 Form
I'm sick of this site and the way unsquirty females are treated by everyone. Not all of us girls are able to squirt and I think it is very rude and unpleasant that people are never honest with me, or open to my inablility to squirt all over the place, especially as I show up with lube and toys and arrange rubber sheets anyway.
So all you of you squirtists need to get a life and stop treating the unsquirty sorts so badly. It's not like all of you other women are even able to gush enough liquid to fill a rubber sheet is it?
I'm feeling really (circle appropriate emotion) about this!!
MOAN REJECTED: Your moan has passed the 12 noon deadline for Thursday moans. Please resubmit using moan form RMC-002 before 12 noon on Friday. Much as we appreciate your input I'm afraid your moan does not meet the high standards of moans we like to receive. Please ensure you moan correctly in future. Have a nice day.
Pah... you're just making up the rules as you go along! I'd like to complain to the management and get some independent adjudication in here to deal with my appeal. I don't want to moan on a Friday. Thursday is the day to moan, everyone knows that.
Hmmmmph! "
MOAN ABOUT MOANS REJECTED: Sorry but your moan about a moan was rejected. Please fill in a RMC-002 moan form and submit it so that we can make swinging a Better Place for us all. Thank you for your input. Have a nice day. |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"Hilarious lol - not a moan so no forms to fill - yippee
I'm watching you though....
Ahh! But who is keeping an eye on you???
You're all totally bonkers on here' I love it!!!
*...adds him to the list...*
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Sorry, I'm not old enough to have done Latin at school! What does that mean?
And as for a list, who else is on it? Is it all privileged people? Am I in good company?"
You're in excellent company. It's a list of people who have a sense of humour
Now stop being nice ,this is the moans Department. |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"I did Latin at school - it's 'Who watches the watchers'
Angeli me custodiunt.
vasto loqueris
Help! Funky's swallowed the Old Testament!!
Sum electus. Lingua loquor. "
You keep your tongue to yourself you filthy deviant. |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"I did Latin at school - it's 'Who watches the watchers'
Angeli me custodiunt.
vasto loqueris
Help! Funky's swallowed the Old Testament!!
Sum electus. Lingua loquor. "
PLEASE NOTE: The moan facility is provided for the comfort and use of all our members. Claims to have divine or supernatural powers are no substitute for following the proper moan procedure. Please use the forms provided to help make swinging a Better Place for us all. Have a nice day. |
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"I did Latin at school - it's 'Who watches the watchers'
Angeli me custodiunt.
vasto loqueris
Help! Funky's swallowed the Old Testament!!
Sum electus. Lingua loquor.
PLEASE NOTE: The moan facility is provided for the comfort and use of all our members. Claims to have divine or supernatural powers are no substitute for following the proper moan procedure. Please use the forms provided to help make swinging a Better Place for us all. Have a nice day."
Inepta regit!!! |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"I did Latin at school - it's 'Who watches the watchers'
Angeli me custodiunt.
vasto loqueris
Help! Funky's swallowed the Old Testament!!
Sum electus. Lingua loquor.
PLEASE NOTE: The moan facility is provided for the comfort and use of all our members. Claims to have divine or supernatural powers are no substitute for following the proper moan procedure. Please use the forms provided to help make swinging a Better Place for us all. Have a nice day.
Inepta regit!!! "
NOTA BENE: Ingemisco facilitate comparatur solatium et omnem usum membrorum. Lorem usum impenderet formas Faciles succurro planto meliorem omnium nostrum. Vici. |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"NOTA BENE: Ingemisco facilitate comparatur solatium et omnem usum membrorum. Lorem usum impenderet formas Faciles succurro planto meliorem omnium nostrum. Vici.
OK OK vincas!! Tut "
Tutii, tutii. |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"NOTA BENE: Ingemisco facilitate comparatur solatium et omnem usum membrorum. Lorem usum impenderet formas Faciles succurro planto meliorem omnium nostrum. Vici.
OK OK vincas!! Tut
Tutii, tutii. "
I'd like to moan, at the most severe level, that....
I don't ruddy well know what is being said!
I'm moaning about lack of a translation service! |
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"NOTA BENE: Ingemisco facilitate comparatur solatium et omnem usum membrorum. Lorem usum impenderet formas Faciles succurro planto meliorem omnium nostrum. Vici.
OK OK vincas!! Tut
Tutii, tutii.
I'd like to moan, at the most severe level, that....
I don't ruddy well know what is being said!
I'm moaning about lack of a translation service! "
Something about me saying Vic talks shit and that I'm the second coming then Vic disagreeing and giving me the rules. Then me saying the rules are stupid then Vic saying that he won the argument and me saying OK if you say so and then Vic basking in his victory.
Same bollox different language. |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
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"NOTA BENE: Ingemisco facilitate comparatur solatium et omnem usum membrorum. Lorem usum impenderet formas Faciles succurro planto meliorem omnium nostrum. Vici.
OK OK vincas!! Tut
Tutii, tutii.
I'd like to moan, at the most severe level, that....
I don't ruddy well know what is being said!
I'm moaning about lack of a translation service!
Something about me saying Vic talks shit and that I'm the second coming then Vic disagreeing and giving me the rules. Then me saying the rules are stupid then Vic saying that he won the argument and me saying OK if you say so and then Vic basking in his victory.
Same bollox different language."
...and you miss-spelled 'tut' in Latin. |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"lol gave me a good chuckle!
*checks pictures*
I can open for you if you like, but don't tell anyone! "
Do like your customer service
But think someone may have heard you...you'll have even more moans coming in now |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"lol gave me a good chuckle!
*checks pictures*
I can open for you if you like, but don't tell anyone!
Do like your customer service
But think someone may have heard you...you'll have even more moans coming in now "
I've seen them. There in the wrong thread though!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm sick of this site and the way we are treated by Invictus. Not all Invictus' are harsh with noon deadlines and I think it is very rude and unpleasant that I missed the noon deadline and never had a chance to appeal with my solicitor with me, or my time would have not been wasted waiting for Invictus to send me form RMC-010w to my inbox, especially as I so busy with work anyway.
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
NOTICE. The moan thread is closed until Monday morning. All moans must now be converted to rants and form RANT1ng2WAT completed as per the guidlines in the forum cellar, just behind the electric meter.
Whinges will be dealt with on the designated third Tuesday after the full moon of each bi-consectutive tremister of Uranus.
Thank you for helping to make swinging a Better Place for us all. |
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"NOTICE. The moan thread is closed until Monday morning. All moans must now be converted to rants and form RANT1ng2WAT completed as per the guidlines in the forum cellar, just behind the electric meter.
Whinges will be dealt with on the designated third Tuesday after the full moon of each bi-consectutive tremister of Uranus.
Thank you for helping to make swinging a Better Place for us all. "
what time monday are you open i wish to complain about the staff |
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"I am until 21:50. Now........What's your complaint? "
where were you i wanted to complain about no one hear to hear my complaint, but now i dont want to complain, so when will you be back again, as im sure i will want to complain again some time |
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"fab thread ....white zinfandel all over my keyboard ...yu guys are too funny ,,,,
are you in charge of complaints "
yes i wish to complain about my keyboard being covered in rose wine .......... |
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"fab thread ....white zinfandel all over my keyboard ...yu guys are too funny ,,,,
are you in charge of complaints
yes i wish to complain about my keyboard being covered in rose wine .........."
have doen that many times |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
Will you all stop complaining!
I'm moans and whinges, with rants on a Tusday, it's 10:28pm I'm trying to get some sleep and I have my anger management assessment first thing in the morning.
Help make swinger a Better Plsce for us all on Monday. Now fuck off!
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"Will you all stop complaining!
I'm moans and whinges, with rants on a Tusday, it's 10:28pm I'm trying to get some sleep and I have my anger management assessment first thing in the morning.
Help make swinger a Better Plsce for us all on Monday. Now fuck off!
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MOAN REJECTED: You failed to circle the emoticon. Much as we appropriate your input I'm afraid your moan does not meet the high standards of moans we like to receive. Please ensure you moan correctly in future. |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"Fuck me, i come here for a moan and now the bloody office is closed until monday "
MOAN REJECTED: Please use the forms provided and submit them on Monday. Much as we appropriate your input I'm afraid your moan does not meet the high standards of moans we like to receive. Please ensure you moan correctly in future. |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
ANNOUNCEMENT: It has come to our attention that certain people are misusing the site moan facilities for 'humourus purposes'. Such fake moans are strictly against site policy as swinging is obviously a very serious business. Please ensure you keep all moans humour free and use the very serious forms provided on the correct days. Thank you for your input and for helping to make swinging a Better Place.
And I'm still fucking closed until Monday. |
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"ANNOUNCEMENT: It has come to our attention that certain people are misusing the site moan facilities for 'humourus purposes'. Such fake moans are strictly against site policy as swinging is obviously a very serious business. Please ensure you keep all moans humour free and use the very serious forms provided on the correct days. Thank you for your input and for helping to make swinging a Better Place.
And I'm still fucking closed until Monday. "
i wish to fill in a form i want to moan, i like to moan, i want to moan now, plz plz plz help me to moan
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"ANNOUNCEMENT: It has come to our attention that certain people are misusing the site moan facilities for 'humourus purposes'. Such fake moans are strictly against site policy as swinging is obviously a very serious business. Please ensure you keep all moans humour free and use the very serious forms provided on the correct days. Thank you for your input and for helping to make swinging a Better Place.
And I'm still fucking closed until Monday.
i wish to fill in a form i want to moan, i like to moan, i want to moan now, plz plz plz help me to moan
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Come sit by Auntie Jem and i will help you moan. |
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"ANNOUNCEMENT: It has come to our attention that certain people are misusing the site moan facilities for 'humourus purposes'. Such fake moans are strictly against site policy as swinging is obviously a very serious business. Please ensure you keep all moans humour free and use the very serious forms provided on the correct days. Thank you for your input and for helping to make swinging a Better Place.
And I'm still fucking closed until Monday.
i wish to fill in a form i want to moan, i like to moan, i want to moan now, plz plz plz help me to moan
Come sit by Auntie Jem and i will help you moan. "
oh best offer ive had this morning |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
ANNOUNCEMENT: Please note that the moans department is closed for refurbishment from Monday 16th May for 3 weeks. We apologise for any inconvience caused and hope you will bare with us during this time. Please rest assured that our top quality customer service will resume as soon as possible to help make swinging a Better Place. Thank you. |
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"ANNOUNCEMENT: Please note that the moans department is closed for refurbishment from Monday 16th May for 3 weeks. We apologise for any inconvience caused and hope you will bare with us during this time. Please rest assured that our top quality customer service will resume as soon as possible to help make swinging a Better Place. Thank you. "
Can I moan, whinge and grumble at the fact that I have a HUGE complaint to make and I had first appointment on Thursday morning? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WHAT??????
need to moan the this is the shittest moan dept I have ever had the need to moan at"
I had nothing to moan about until this department opened it's doors |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WHAT??????
need to moan the this is the shittest moan dept I have ever had the need to moan at
I had nothing to moan about until this department opened it's doors "
Me neither...........we have duped! |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
PUBLIC NOTICE: Due to an unfortunate mix up between the budget allocations of the moans department and the coffee fund we must announce that next weeks planed refurbishments have been cancelled. The moans office will be open again on Monday morning as usual. Please ensure all moan forms are completed correctly and delivered on the correct day for shredding, er, processing. Remember, your input helps make swinging a Better Place for us all. |
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"PUBLIC NOTICE: Due to an unfortunate mix up between the budget allocations of the moans department and the coffee fund we must announce that next weeks planed refurbishments have been cancelled. The moans office will be open again on Monday morning as usual. Please ensure all moan forms are completed correctly and delivered on the correct day for shredding, er, processing. Remember, your input helps make swinging a Better Place for us all. "
Ya tw@t... I've made other arrangements now
Oh god, I am so annoyed because I have arranged a meet with a 100% genuine single lady who demanded the Ritz was the location, she doesn't socially meet first. I've just this second transferred her 'travel' funds into her overseas bank a/c (something to do with better exchange rates) and just rang her to confirm everything was tickerdy boo and paid for... poor lady apologised for her 'masculine' tone... she hopes her gruff/sore throat should be better by Thursday.
I'm not satisfied with this shoddy service to be quite frank
PS. Can you squeeze me in around 1 o'clock? I've got a gut feeling I may be throwing my teddy out of the pram |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
PLEASE NOTE: it is half day opening again today due to it being a national holiday in Upper Botswana and an unfortunate accident with a minor warp space anomaly. Please resubmit all moans on the correct forms between 10:43 am and 12:03 PM. Thank you for your input, lets make swinging a Better Place for us all. |
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"PLEASE NOTE: it is half day opening again today due to it being a national holiday in Upper Botswana and an unfortunate accident with a minor warp space anomaly. Please resubmit all moans on the correct forms between 10:43 am and 12:03 PM. Thank you for your input, lets make swinging a Better Place for us all. "
You call that a half day??? Blimey - what's this department coming to - I bet you're all off out shagging really, sod the national day of bloomin Botswana! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm sick of this site and the way we are treated by other forum users. Not all forumites are despicable and I think it is very rude and unpleasant that at 09:38 never did I expect someone to agree with me, or bring a downfall to my name especially as I was labelled as sensible with a thank you thrown in
Anyway,
Rant over. |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
You have 3 minutes left to complete all moans before I close until Thursday again.
Ensure they are in triplicate and on the official Monday moans forms please.
I'm off on a course shortly, can Funky please return my nine-iron. |
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over a year ago
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"You have 3 minutes left to complete all moans before I close until Thursday again.
Ensure they are in triplicate and on the official Monday moans forms please.
I'm off on a course shortly, can Funky please return my nine-iron. "
ah thats the reason he has a strange gait ?????? |
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"You have 3 minutes left to complete all moans before I close until Thursday again.
Ensure they are in triplicate and on the official Monday moans forms please.
I'm off on a course shortly, can Funky please return my nine-iron.
ah thats the reason he has a strange gait ??????"
Where else would you put a nine iron but down your trousers!?
Vic, check the time travel dumb waiter, just sent it down. |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"You have 3 minutes left to complete all moans before I close until Thursday again.
Ensure they are in triplicate and on the official Monday moans forms please.
I'm off on a course shortly, can Funky please return my nine-iron.
ah thats the reason he has a strange gait ??????
Where else would you put a nine iron but down your trousers!?
Vic, check the time travel dumb waiter, just sent it down."
Why is is it bent at exactly 42 degrees may I ask?!? |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"Can I apply for dispensation to submit my moan late?
I was at a job inter_iew this morning and missed the deadline!
Pretty please? "
Sure, just pop your completed form in the special slot over there. The one with little pictures showing you not to put your fingers or tie in it. Don't mind the whiring noise, that's just the form being, er, processed. Oh, make sure you take any staples or paper clips out first. |
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"Can I apply for dispensation to submit my moan late?
I was at a job inter_iew this morning and missed the deadline!
Pretty please?
Sure, just pop your completed form in the special slot over there. The one with little pictures showing you not to put your fingers or tie in it. Don't mind the whiring noise, that's just the form being, er, processed. Oh, make sure you take any staples or paper clips out first. "
Ooooohhh.... You must have given extra special treatment then cos you took my forms and put them all in that special slot yourself saving me the effort |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"Can I apply for dispensation to submit my moan late?
I was at a job inter_iew this morning and missed the deadline!
Pretty please?
Sure, just pop your completed form in the special slot over there. The one with little pictures showing you not to put your fingers or tie in it. Don't mind the whiring noise, that's just the form being, er, processed. Oh, make sure you take any staples or paper clips out first.
Ooooohhh.... You must have given extra special treatment then cos you took my forms and put them all in that special slot yourself saving me the effort "
Yes...that's right, that slot is especially for 'special' moaners. Keep popping them in there. |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"Can I apply for dispensation to submit my moan late?
I was at a job inter_iew this morning and missed the deadline!
Pretty please?
Sure, just pop your completed form in the special slot over there. The one with little pictures showing you not to put your fingers or tie in it. Don't mind the whiring noise, that's just the form being, er, processed. Oh, make sure you take any staples or paper clips out first. "
I see my papers are coming through in strips!
I take it that means you'll only be seeing to some points but not all of my moan? |
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"You have 3 minutes left to complete all moans before I close until Thursday again.
Ensure they are in triplicate and on the official Monday moans forms please.
I'm off on a course shortly, can Funky please return my nine-iron.
ah thats the reason he has a strange gait ??????
Where else would you put a nine iron but down your trousers!?
Vic, check the time travel dumb waiter, just sent it down.
Why is is it bent at exactly 42 degrees may I ask?!? "
My bad I tried to take a shot from round a corner |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"Can I apply for dispensation to submit my moan late?
I was at a job inter_iew this morning and missed the deadline!
Pretty please?
Sure, just pop your completed form in the special slot over there. The one with little pictures showing you not to put your fingers or tie in it. Don't mind the whiring noise, that's just the form being, er, processed. Oh, make sure you take any staples or paper clips out first.
I see my papers are coming through in strips!
I take it that means you'll only be seeing to some points but not all of my moan?"
Oh dear, there might be a problem, best pop your tie in there after all. |
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over a year ago
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"You have 3 minutes left to complete all moans before I close until Thursday again.
Ensure they are in triplicate and on the official Monday moans forms please.
I'm off on a course shortly, can Funky please return my nine-iron.
ah thats the reason he has a strange gait ??????
Where else would you put a nine iron but down your trousers!?
Vic, check the time travel dumb waiter, just sent it down.
Why is is it bent at exactly 42 degrees may I ask?!?
My bad I tried to take a shot from round a corner "
im guessing he was playing around when he should have been playing a round its all in the spacing....... |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
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Oh dear, there might be a problem, best pop your tie in there after all.
so, that's it. Just the tie, No Fingers!
Yep, just the tie. But make sure you're wearing it. "
Ahem!
Are you trying to tell me something?? A subliminal message, perhaps? |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
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Oh dear, there might be a problem, best pop your tie in there after all.
so, that's it. Just the tie, No Fingers!
Yep, just the tie. But make sure you're wearing it.
Ahem!
Are you trying to tell me something?? A subliminal message, perhaps? "
No not at all, whatever gave you that idea!
*Damn, must remember not to go 'mwaaa-ha-ha-haaaa!' when I do stuff like that* |
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Right!!!!!! Why the chuffing hell would you not be open????? Wish to complain! Another James has mailed us!!!! Im just not having it. Cannot have any more of them on our friends list. Ive finally put my foot down and mailed him to tell him. Watch out for him moaning on the Forums....
Well.... they have been warned!!!! |
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over a year ago
Beeston |
"Right!!!!!! Why the chuffing hell would you not be open????? Wish to complain! Another James has mailed us!!!! Im just not having it. Cannot have any more of them on our friends list. Ive finally put my foot down and mailed him to tell him. Watch out for him moaning on the Forums....
Well.... they have been warned!!!! "
Complaints are handled by the complaints department. I'm moans and rants (Tuesdays only for rants). |
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over a year ago
Beeston |
Right. It's Thursday. I'm open from 8:30am to 11:30am, with an hour tea break.
All moans must be completed on the form provided, don't forget the emoticon. All moans from females and couples must be accompanied by several nude pictures (just for security purposes). Pictures of blokes are not required, I know what a cock looks like (where have I heard that before?).
Rants should have been submitted on Wednesday so you will have to wait till next week for a rant (no, you can't borrow my time machine).
Complaints are handled by the Complaints Department.
Any other questions are a serious violation of my human rights and will not be answered. Please try and moan correctly this time. |
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"Right. It's Thursday. I'm open from 8:30am to 11:30am, with an hour tea break.
All moans must be completed on the form provided, don't forget the emoticon. All moans from females and couples must be accompanied by several nude pictures (just for security purposes). Pictures of blokes are not required, I know what a cock looks like (where have I heard that before?).
Rants should have been submitted on Wednesday so you will have to wait till next week for a rant (no, you can't borrow my time machine).
Complaints are handled by the Complaints Department.
Any other questions are a serious violation of my human rights and will not be answered. Please try and moan correctly this time. "
Can I scream instead of moaning? |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"ON COFFEE BREAK, BACK WHEN I CAN BE BOTHERED.
Any chance of you making me a cuppa?"
Sure. Just fill in the cuppa request form U-GOT-0-Hpe and I'll process it when I'm open again next Thursday.
NOW CLOSED UNTIL A RANDOM TIME SLOT NEXT THURSDAY
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"ON COFFEE BREAK, BACK WHEN I CAN BE BOTHERED.
Any chance of you making me a cuppa?
Sure. Just fill in the cuppa request form U-GOT-0-Hpe and I'll process it when I'm open again next Thursday.
NOW CLOSED UNTIL A RANDOM TIME SLOT NEXT THURSDAY
Balls!
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"ON COFFEE BREAK, BACK WHEN I CAN BE BOTHERED.
Any chance of you making me a cuppa?
Sure. Just fill in the cuppa request form U-GOT-0-Hpe and I'll process it when I'm open again next Thursday.
NOW CLOSED UNTIL A RANDOM TIME SLOT NEXT THURSDAY
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friday is now the new thursday ...where are you i wish to fill in a form |
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