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"Has anyone ever opened the door to an expected tradesman/woman naked??
If so how did they take it and what happened???
I’m gauging the reactions of said tradesperson before doing it myself!!! "
Nope never, and never had it happen to me either
Open to offers though....
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"Has anyone ever opened the door to an expected tradesman/woman naked??
If so how did they take it and what happened???
I’m gauging the reactions of said tradesperson before doing it myself!!! "
depends if you know person who's opening door bit weird otherwise  |
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over a year ago
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I was delivering a box to a large house in Kent and the lady bent down for whatever reason and she was naked undér her flowing dress, lovely view first thing in the morning  |
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"I was delivering a box to a large house in Kent and the lady bent down for whatever reason and she was naked undér her flowing dress, lovely view first thing in the morning "
How fuckin horny! |
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"There normally more concerned with getting the job done in my opinion . Sorry that's a boring reply  "
Open the door wearing those stockings in your pictures and ill be saying ‘it’s only a job’.... wow
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over a year ago
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Around this time last year, i was expecting a visitor, and I answered the door in my undies and thigh length boots. It wasn't my visitor though, it was a very astonished postman! Xx |
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"There normally more concerned with getting the job done in my opinion . Sorry that's a boring reply
Open the door wearing those stockings in your pictures and ill be saying ‘it’s only a job’.... wow
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I need some plumbing done |
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"Has anyone ever opened the door to an expected tradesman/woman naked??
If so how did they take it and what happened???
I’m gauging the reactions of said tradesperson before doing it myself!!! "
Someone been watching a bit too much porn recently?
A towel or skimpy underwear would be an arresting sight but I would imagine that in the majority of cases it would be a bit embarrassing on both sides. Still, it would be a great topic of conversation with the mates later on |
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"There normally more concerned with getting the job done in my opinion . Sorry that's a boring reply
Open the door wearing those stockings in your pictures and ill be saying ‘it’s only a job’.... wow
HG
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I need some plumbing done "
You do, very cheap rates here, |
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I used to live in a hotel, one morning I was having some me time and was so engrossed I didn't hear the knock for housekeeping!
Both slightly embarresed she left yet it led to some interesting times after a few weeks |
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"If this was a male posting the replies would be very different .
Op ask yourself what would you do if the said tradesman reported you?"
I agree. Role play is one thing trying involving other people in your sex games without their consent is something else.
I suspect the answers not only depend on the sex of the naked person but also their perceived attractiveness. |
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over a year ago
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I'm a tradesman and had customers 'show off' a few times all great fun but I wouldn't dare instigate anything else because it could end in serious tears!
As to being greeted naked I'd probably look for Mr Beadle  |
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over a year ago
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I used to be a postman and one lady opened the door in her dressing gown and as I handed her the parcel it opened up what a lovely site on a cold Saturday morning she was about 30 years old I just stood there looking and she invited me in the rest is history |
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"If this was a male posting the replies would be very different .
Op ask yourself what would you do if the said tradesman reported you?
I agree. Role play is one thing trying involving other people in your sex games without their consent is something else.
I suspect the answers not only depend on the sex of the naked person but also their perceived attractiveness. "
Seems we've still learned nothing from the Harvey Weinsteins of the world, doesn't it?  |
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By *s_4_uCouple
over a year ago
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Mrs opens door in thing bikini when we're in hot tub or some times very sexy underware. We had some naughty friends round the other week. The girls opened the door to the takeaway driver in very sexy underware. .
Forgot to mention this is to take away drivers not tradesman sorry |
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"Has anyone ever opened the door to an expected tradesman/woman naked??
If so how did they take it and what happened???
I’m gauging the reactions of said tradesperson before doing it myself!!! "
do you need a spark! |
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It's the holy grail, in my days as a gas engineer I only got one bloke in the nude getting out of the bath saying 'it's nothing you haven't seen before' and 2 guys Bdsm room. I've seen loads of sex toys left around and on one occasion me and a colleague replaced the batteries in a very slow rabbit while doing a job in a bedroom and weeks later got a thank you letter through the company
I'd prefer sexy flirting or catching the lady watching porn and wanking x |
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If it was our company, you'd be asked to get dressed before anyone entered, or they would refuse to do the job, reported back to office and a warning added to the customer account that two people are needed for the address to avoid any future potential sexual assault accusations against our workers. |
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"Has anyone ever opened the door to an expected tradesman/woman naked??
If so how did they take it and what happened???
I’m gauging the reactions of said tradesperson before doing it myself!!! "
Nike (Just do it!!!) |
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"Mrs opens door in thing bikini when we're in hot tub or some times very sexy underware. We had some naughty friends round the other week. The girls opened the door to the takeaway driver in very sexy underware. .
Forgot to mention this is to take away drivers not tradesman sorry "
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"Has anyone ever opened the door to an expected tradesman/woman naked??
If so how did they take it and what happened???
I’m gauging the reactions of said tradesperson before doing it myself!!! "
You have a great figure op and I’m sure some tradesmen would be delighted at the sight - but what some of us tend to forget is that most people AREN’T swingers - and many adults are in monogamous relationships or simply single but don’t ‘sleep around ‘ - so rather than be delighted at the site and ‘up for it’ they’re as likely to feel embarrassed and uncomfortable!
If you like that scenario - why not arrange to meet a tradesman from fab and agree a little role-play? No harm done then - and with your figure I’m sure many would be happy to oblige!
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If it's a tradesperson then you have time surely they're coming to do a job so you can gauge by the flirting if they'd like to have a peep at your ladybits. Delivery person/postman I see the urgency of answering naked but as has been said it has its risks.
However I am amused by the inconsistency of the "all men are cheating sexual monsters" vs the horror that they might be terribly offended by a bit of female nudity displayed on this thread. Hands up guys if the OP flashing you would offend? |
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Its a great fantasy but absolutely no way- its non-consensual and I'd hate to involve someone who didn't want to see anything. Its their job, bet you wouldn't like someone flashing you at work |
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"If it's a tradesperson then you have time surely they're coming to do a job so you can gauge by the flirting if they'd like to have a peep at your ladybits. Delivery person/postman I see the urgency of answering naked but as has been said it has its risks.
However I am amused by the inconsistency of the "all men are cheating sexual monsters" vs the horror that they might be terribly offended by a bit of female nudity displayed on this thread. Hands up guys if the OP flashing you would offend? "
Reality check!
All guys on here are swingers - ergo of course they’d like it!
Most people in the real world aren’t swingers!
Personally, even as a swinger, I wouldn’t want to knock on a strangers door and find either a lady or a guy standing there naked! I’d be more embarrassed than amused or horny!
My father, for instance, who was madly in love with my mum for 45 years before death, would have been downright offended!
I find the prevailing attitude on here that ALL men would be excited/grateful at the opportunity of seeing any woman on here in lingerie/naked a little insulting to men as a whole tbh! Some would I’m sure - but some wouldn’t! |
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Thank you all for your inputs.
Learned points:
1. If I need to open the door for any reason have at least a towel on to cover up
2. If I want to fulfil this fantasy prearrange it with a tradesperson from the site
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Oh us British and our hang ups lol seriously we are WAY too uptight about nudity.
Something you see on most of the continental sunny beach and wouldn't bat an eyelid at but if you were to catch a glimpse of back here would turn you into Mary Whitehouse (Google her ) |
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Oh us British and our hang ups lol seriously we are WAY too uptight about nudity.
Something you see on most of the continental sunny beach and wouldn't bat an eyelid at but if you were to catch a glimpse of back here would turn you into Mary Whitehouse (Google her ) "
Bang on, couldn’t agree more, well said
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Oh us British and our hang ups lol seriously we are WAY too uptight about nudity.
Something you see on most of the continental sunny beach and wouldn't bat an eyelid at but if you were to catch a glimpse of back here would turn you into Mary Whitehouse (Google her ) "
There isn't really a comparison between being naked on a beach and opening your front door naked to the guy who's come to repair your washing machine.
I agree as a society we're way too prudish about nudity though. |
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"If it's a tradesperson then you have time surely they're coming to do a job so you can gauge by the flirting if they'd like to have a peep at your ladybits. Delivery person/postman I see the urgency of answering naked but as has been said it has its risks.
However I am amused by the inconsistency of the "all men are cheating sexual monsters" vs the horror that they might be terribly offended by a bit of female nudity displayed on this thread. Hands up guys if the OP flashing you would offend?
Reality check!
All guys on here are swingers - ergo of course they’d like it!
Most people in the real world aren’t swingers!
Personally, even as a swinger, I wouldn’t want to knock on a strangers door and find either a lady or a guy standing there naked! I’d be more embarrassed than amused or horny!
My father, for instance, who was madly in love with my mum for 45 years before death, would have been downright offended!
I find the prevailing attitude on here that ALL men would be excited/grateful at the opportunity of seeing any woman on here in lingerie/naked a little insulting to men as a whole tbh! Some would I’m sure - but some wouldn’t! "
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"If it's a tradesperson then you have time surely they're coming to do a job so you can gauge by the flirting if they'd like to have a peep at your ladybits. Delivery person/postman I see the urgency of answering naked but as has been said it has its risks.
However I am amused by the inconsistency of the "all men are cheating sexual monsters" vs the horror that they might be terribly offended by a bit of female nudity displayed on this thread. Hands up guys if the OP flashing you would offend?
Reality check!
All guys on here are swingers - ergo of course they’d like it!
Most people in the real world aren’t swingers!
Personally, even as a swinger, I wouldn’t want to knock on a strangers door and find either a lady or a guy standing there naked! I’d be more embarrassed than amused or horny!
My father, for instance, who was madly in love with my mum for 45 years before death, would have been downright offended!
I find the prevailing attitude on here that ALL men would be excited/grateful at the opportunity of seeing any woman on here in lingerie/naked a little insulting to men as a whole tbh! Some would I’m sure - but some wouldn’t! "
Also if the guy was gay or just found the person unattractive how awkward it would be  .
"Er actually I just want to get on with repairing your washing machine, would you go and put some clothes on please"
I don't imagine that going down a storm. |
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Oh us British and our hang ups lol seriously we are WAY too uptight about nudity.
Something you see on most of the continental sunny beach and wouldn't bat an eyelid at but if you were to catch a glimpse of back here would turn you into Mary Whitehouse (Google her )
There isn't really a comparison between being naked on a beach and opening your front door naked to the guy who's come to repair your washing machine.
I agree as a society we're way too prudish about nudity though."
Please allow me to start by saying your username nicecouple doesn't do you justice bloodygourgeouscpl would be apt, but I kind of disagree beach or opening the door nude is nude and I say that because there are communities where admittedly the tradespeople are forewarned but everyone is nude (you must have seen the TV shows about them)
Oh and ty HG x
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Oh us British and our hang ups lol seriously we are WAY too uptight about nudity.
Something you see on most of the continental sunny beach and wouldn't bat an eyelid at but if you were to catch a glimpse of back here would turn you into Mary Whitehouse (Google her )
There isn't really a comparison between being naked on a beach and opening your front door naked to the guy who's come to repair your washing machine.
I agree as a society we're way too prudish about nudity though.
Please allow me to start by saying your username nicecouple doesn't do you justice bloodygourgeouscpl would be apt, but I kind of disagree beach or opening the door nude is nude and I say that because there are communities where admittedly the tradespeople are forewarned but everyone is nude (you must have seen the TV shows about them)
Oh and ty HG x
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Thank you 
I think it's all about context. We have seen the t.v. shows, hell we've been at Eurekas when men have been delivering stuff or carrying out maintenance and trying desperately to look as if it's all normal to them.  |
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Exactly! They might only be attracted to men or be a straight woman who calls, you could find yourself on a banned list if it were a delivery company and the person complains. I know that's boring but reality, same goes for people flashing in public, what if their own kids saw someone do it? Saying that the person might have their kind d off sick and had to bring them, you never know. Better to do it as an organised fantasy x
"Don't assume that everyone wants to see you naked. Believe me they don't. "
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"My wife flashed her stockings to a chap who came round to repair our sofa. She said he couldn’t take his eyes off her legs and kept making excuses to keep coming back. "
Being an electrician i can see why he kept returning can't blame him, she's stunning |
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My car broke down on the M1 on the way to a fetish club and myself and then gf were both dressed as tarty schoolgirls. The AA guy who fixed it said little but grinned the whole time he was working on it.
More recently I was in the middle of a daytime hotel meet all dressed up in my latex maids uniform when housekeeping came in. She didnt look flustered at all!
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Being an electrician, some while ago when rewing and maintaining several housing aassociation estates in London. Was often greeted with some lovely sights, one particular woman came into the bathroom i was working in with her friend in tow showing me an open porn book and saying to me ' what does my husband see in this mines a lot nicer ' lifting her skirt up to show me, needless to say i put my tools down and got my other tool ready for an afternoon of fun |
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I think it would be less risky to answer the door dressed, but perhaps attired in a way that would leave you chances to gauge his reaction, i.e. a short skirt and stockings, low cut top etc. If he keeps eyeing you up, or makes a positive comment then you could flirt and see where it goes, if not then at least he isn't put in the position of being embarrassed.  |
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"Has anyone ever opened the door to an expected tradesman/woman naked??
If so how did they take it and what happened???
I’m gauging the reactions of said tradesperson before doing it myself!!! "
i'm an odd job man ,painting , windows cleaned, things fixed ,no job to big or small... in Hammersmith regularly. |
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"Once a woman down our road was putting her recycling out whilst wearing her dressing gown, she bent over and everything was on display XXX"
ive seen loads of this , even in a pub , supermarket ,airport , where girls are dressed
im sure they dont realise just how much a skirt ,dress , coat rides up at the back when they bend over |
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I'm one and no. Had other I things, like I was working in a ladies bedroom and she left a dildo on the floor exactly where I was to be working. And another women came in to talk to me (I was working on my knees) squatted down next to me with her legs open flashing her red knickers. I did nothing on either occasion. Wouldn't be worth the risk if I misread the signals.
Other things have happened, but fairly minor and I could be misreading, so not worth going through them all. |
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Think naked is a step too far, dressing gown that can 'accidently' reveal all is much more acceptable. And can be held tight if it isn't the target trades person.
Also the 'oops, all my clothes fell off' look is generally far sexier than nakedness anyway |
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Nope nope nope nope nope.
Consent is king people. Unsuspecting people have not given consent. You'd be up in arms if you were in a club and someone touched you without permission. Why do you think that for the none swinging world this is any different to that? |
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I got a new phone last year. I waited in all day for it to be delivered. It didn’t arrive for ages. I had to get in the shower before I went out when hubby get home. I had just got in the shower when the knock on the door came. I threw a towel around me and went down stairs to answer the door. The guy said I need to see your driving licence or passport. I grabbed my purse from my bag behind me and as I turned back my towel dropped a little and exposed on of my boobs. I covered up quickly and apologised. He then said, well that’s brightened up my day. At which point I offered to completely drop the towel and he agreed. It was fun. Although I knew he wanted to, I didn’t let him touch. |
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"Around this time last year, i was expecting a visitor, and I answered the door in my undies and thigh length boots. It wasn't my visitor though, it was a very astonished postman! Xx"
That’s one way of getting out of paying your bills |
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I have experienced this only twice hence the name haha they were very interesting jobs to say the least. We both left being happy after, about the only time I’ve enjoyed work though lol |
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I’m not a tradesman but I do visit the houses of people from all walks of life. The amount of offers I’ve had at work and the amount of times ladies had thrown themselves at me could have got me sacked ten times over. It’s nice getting the attrntion but it’s just not worth the risk, not in my line of work anyway. I’m all for being shown a bit of flesh but it opens the floodgates for complaints. |
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"Has anyone ever opened the door to an expected tradesman/woman naked??
If so how did they take it and what happened???
I’m gauging the reactions of said tradesperson before doing it myself!!! "
A few questions.
1. Do you know them?
2. Are they on fab?
3. Are you prepared to be embarrassed and feel awkward till his work is finished?
4. Do you have a replacement for the job if he walks?
If your answer is yes to all of these then you only live once WTF you waiting for as it's usually the trades man that get bonuses. |
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A client once opened the door to me, bollock naked and just stood there until I suggested he put some clothes on! Yes, just my luck, he. I was there by appointment too, so he knew It would likely be me..... |
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I’ve not had it happen to me but I have done it. I answered the door to Jehovahs Witnesses wearing nothing but a smile. Shocked is an understatement! They couldn’t get away quick enough at which point I asked “Are you displeased with God’s creation?” They didn’t even answer, how rude! |
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I love the idea of a woman doing this. Mainly because my mischievous nature loves the idea of people feeling awkward and off balance. Unlike porn I'm sure most tradesmen/women and posties wouldn't know where to look and be dead embarrassed. I just completely love awkward moments. |
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