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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tonight my cat proved she is a ninja.
I was cooking my dinner before the gp so I could sit down with it and watch the race.
I had fish and the cat was out.
I sat down with it and watched the racing,then out of the corner of my eye a black paw with claws extended reached out, grabbed the fish and sprinted out the cat flap.
Dinner was gone. I had to have a bowl of cornflakes.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People that clearly have no clue what the Highway Code is and have never read it.....I mean how hard is it to navigate a round a bout???
Not knowing what Give way lines are,40mph does NOT mean 20,those blasted fools that stop on a main road to let people in from a side road,people that don't understand that if their side of the road is obstructed then they DO NOT have the right of way etc etc etc  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tin openers.... nothing more annoying than getting a tin out of the cupboard and finding I need a tin opener"
Even worse when the tin opener you have doesn't work, some Ikea examples spring to mind. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tin openers.... nothing more annoying than getting a tin out of the cupboard and finding I need a tin opener
Even worse when the tin opener you have doesn't work, some Ikea examples spring to mind."
lol I agree, then you start stabbing the tin with a knife to try and open it..... that don't work either |
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"Tin openers.... nothing more annoying than getting a tin out of the cupboard and finding I need a tin opener"
Have you tried opening a Fray Bentos Steak and kidney pie with the tin openers currently available?!
Nearly opened a vein... had to attack it with a combination of knives and chisel! |
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"Tin openers.... nothing more annoying than getting a tin out of the cupboard and finding I need a tin opener
Have you tried opening a Fray Bentos Steak and kidney pie with the tin openers currently available?!
Nearly opened a vein... had to attack it with a combination of knives and chisel!"
I wrecked a perfectly good cheap can opener on a Fray Bentos 3 days ago... I'm glad it's not just me.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tin openers.... nothing more annoying than getting a tin out of the cupboard and finding I need a tin opener
Have you tried opening a Fray Bentos Steak and kidney pie with the tin openers currently available?!
Nearly opened a vein... had to attack it with a combination of knives and chisel!
I wrecked a perfectly good cheap can opener on a Fray Bentos 3 days ago... I'm glad it's not just me.. "
And there was me thinking I was the only one lol..... As for the Fray Bentos pie tins well that's like trying to get into a safe without the combination   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who think that because I can’t accommodate that I’m lying about being single.
Although I would love to meet you, I don’t want you to meet my kids!!!  |
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"Tin openers.... nothing more annoying than getting a tin out of the cupboard and finding I need a tin opener
Have you tried opening a Fray Bentos Steak and kidney pie with the tin openers currently available?!
Nearly opened a vein... had to attack it with a combination of knives and chisel!
I wrecked a perfectly good cheap can opener on a Fray Bentos 3 days ago... I'm glad it's not just me..
And there was me thinking I was the only one lol..... As for the Fray Bentos pie tins well that's like trying to get into a safe without the combination "
It is honestly easier finding a local couple willing to bend over for me...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tin openers.... nothing more annoying than getting a tin out of the cupboard and finding I need a tin opener
Have you tried opening a Fray Bentos Steak and kidney pie with the tin openers currently available?!
Nearly opened a vein... had to attack it with a combination of knives and chisel!
I wrecked a perfectly good cheap can opener on a Fray Bentos 3 days ago... I'm glad it's not just me..
And there was me thinking I was the only one lol..... As for the Fray Bentos pie tins well that's like trying to get into a safe without the combination
It is honestly easier finding a local couple willing to bend over for me...lol "
That made me titter |
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"Tin openers.... nothing more annoying than getting a tin out of the cupboard and finding I need a tin opener
Have you tried opening a Fray Bentos Steak and kidney pie with the tin openers currently available?!
Nearly opened a vein... had to attack it with a combination of knives and chisel!
I wrecked a perfectly good cheap can opener on a Fray Bentos 3 days ago... I'm glad it's not just me..
And there was me thinking I was the only one lol..... As for the Fray Bentos pie tins well that's like trying to get into a safe without the combination
It is honestly easier finding a local couple willing to bend over for me...lol
That made me titter "
Well at least something is working  |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
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"Tonight my cat proved she is a ninja.
I was cooking my dinner before the gp so I could sit down with it and watch the race.
I had fish and the cat was out.
I sat down with it and watched the racing,then out of the corner of my eye a black paw with claws extended reached out, grabbed the fish and sprinted out the cat flap.
Dinner was gone. I had to have a bowl of cornflakes.
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I feel your pain. Mine does that, I cook 2 portions now. Another cat brings me presents at stupid o'clock and howls until I wake up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When it rains and drives that dont stop to let pedestrians cross a road or indicate but dont turn yet you've stopped for them. Think like this you drivers have got a roof over your head is walker are getting wet. So be late and wait. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The other half removing the cushions I've neatly arranged so he can sit down...what's all that about?!! "
The fact that my ex put so many fucking cushions on the sofa there was hardly any room to sit down  |
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"The other half removing the cushions I've neatly arranged so he can sit down...what's all that about?!!
The fact that my ex put so many fucking cushions on the sofa there was hardly any room to sit down "
Sigh...men...if I can fit my fat arse on the sofa with the cushions his slender one shouldn't be a problem. Don't get me started on how he treats my zill...I mean few pillows on the bed!  |
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"Men who constantly upload cock pics on their profile .... day by day .... he got I unfriended .... I mean I get the general idea ... does it change on a daily basis "
And then they have to send you yet more when they contact you! |
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"Men who constantly upload cock pics on their profile .... day by day .... he got I unfriended .... I mean I get the general idea ... does it change on a daily basis
And then they have to send you yet more when they contact you!"
Exactly  200 cock pics in different poses .... dear god !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A few things get me! Wish is a series of events when trying to get out of the house quick so not late for work. I'm sure lots can relate but will start a list!
Getting out of a warm bed in the morning!
Then finding my clothes I placed in the spare room to get dressed into have been put away by other half, she fecking knows I put them in there so I don't disturb her getting them out as I get ready an hour and a half before she gets up! To then be moaned at for finding them in the bedroom! I can't go to work naked can I!
Once dressed in clothes picked out in the dark I go to bathroom and find I look like a fancy dress fool!
Then there's no toilet roll left, that will be the other two inconsiderate humans that are meant to make your life better, but at that moment I feel them being born was a punishment!
Then get out to see far is frozen solid so more time added on.
Get on m fucking 62 and it's a sea of red brake lights so that's fucked my morning right up (especially the cheeky fucker who thinks he can fit his car in the two inch gap between my bumper and the car in front, he didn't get let in!)
Get to work to find out I'm being sent to a different office nearer home so didn't have to do the m fucking 62! But now have to do it the other way in rush hour!
But got a bacon bagel and hot chocolate from MacDonalds and put classic fm on.
Not all bad though as when I get home dinners normally done and a hug from the two mini humans and a "love you dad and how was your day?" Makes things a bit ok!
Until next morning when groundhog day starts again |
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"People that clearly have no clue what the Highway Code is and have never read it.....I mean how hard is it to navigate a round a bout???
Not knowing what Give way lines are,40mph does NOT mean 20,those blasted fools that stop on a main road to let people in from a side road,people that don't understand that if their side of the road is obstructed then they DO NOT have the right of way etc etc etc you forgot the horse riders, 2 abreast, who’s father owns all the roads"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who say negative reinforcement when they mean positive punishment. Happens occasionally in films and on tv too and I have to switch off."
omg I'm with you on that and I'm not just saying that because you're a woman with great boobs
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By *aymCouple
over a year ago
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"Men who constantly upload cock pics on their profile .... day by day .... he got I unfriended .... I mean I get the general idea ... does it change on a daily basis
And then they have to send you yet more when they contact you!
Exactly 200 cock pics in different poses .... dear god !!!"
There nothing better that a cock pic! Why else would so many men put them up? Besides as the most essential organ that a man possesses surely it's only right that he wants to share it's glory with the world? I mean, we do most of our thinking with it I'm so proud of mine I had it stuffed, mounted and hung on the wall :D
Mike xx |
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