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By *issing Dory OP Couple 20 weeks ago

42 Wallaby Way

Saw this on another part of the Forum. What can you say in bed and also whilst driving, I'll go first....

"What a cock"

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By *ancardiff7Man 20 weeks ago

Near Cowbridge

Would you like me to go faster?

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By *ancardiff7Man 20 weeks ago

Near Cowbridge

It'll never fit in there.

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By *ountrycouple100Couple 20 weeks ago

Swansea

Bloody hell it's wet

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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago

Fucking hell you can get a bus in there!

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By *ilffadMan 20 weeks ago

swansea

Pull out when you're ready, don't cause an accident

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By *cribeMan 20 weeks ago

Bridgend

Mirror signal manoeuvre.

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By *ougar1966Couple 20 weeks ago

Newport

Move over to your side....

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By *eddyandbratCouple 20 weeks ago

Swansea

Jesus Christ look at that arsehole

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 20 weeks ago

Pontypool

Not that one, that's the exit!

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By *un guy300Man 20 weeks ago

Swansea

Sit on that

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By *ysticman78Man 20 weeks ago

S Wales

It may be a bumpy ride, the gear stick needs servicing

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By *uggy 555Man 20 weeks ago

Swansea Valley

Hang on back up a bit

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By *ommy2125Man 20 weeks ago

down

Fit a bus in there...

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By *ust Us TogetherCouple 20 weeks ago

Newport

Deffo something new creaking as we go faster...

I am sure the ride is not as firm as it used to be....

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By *ust Us TogetherCouple 20 weeks ago

Newport

I need to stop for a wee...

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By *ornysouthwalesMan 20 weeks ago

Merthyr Tydfil

Is it ok in the back?

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By *o againTV/TS 20 weeks ago

poole

Slow down not in a rush!

Put a load in the back.

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By *o againTV/TS 20 weeks ago

poole

"Slow down not in a rush!

Put a load in the back."

You ain't getting that in there..

Back up slowly till I say.

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By *ornysouthwalesMan 20 weeks ago

Merthyr Tydfil

Ok one will fit in the front and 3 in the back

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 20 weeks ago

Pontypool

Now, that's more like it!

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By *ev257Man 20 weeks ago

cardiff

Come on, faster

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By *idlaldiMan 20 weeks ago

bridgend

She was right up my arse

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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago

I think we got an oil leak 😆

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 20 weeks ago

Pontypool

Oh my god, it's squirting everywhere!

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By *tarlord_RocketCouple 20 weeks ago

Swansea

I’m out of fuel 😂

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By *ornysouthwalesMan 20 weeks ago

Merthyr Tydfil

Apparently this additive makes it go for longer

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By *affman71Man 20 weeks ago

Bridgend

Tell me when to pull out.

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By *ommy trucker1Man 20 weeks ago

anywhere near you

Oohhh it's a tight squeeze.

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By *ornysouthwalesMan 20 weeks ago

Merthyr Tydfil

Right hand down a bit

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By *aramelexsMan 20 weeks ago

Neath

Can you fit two or three in the back ?

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By *ornysouthwalesMan 20 weeks ago

Merthyr Tydfil

Any chance of a jump?

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By *econdSideQuestWoman 20 weeks ago

SWANSEA

"Fuck me sideways, what a cunt!!!"

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By *issing Dory OP Couple 20 weeks ago

42 Wallaby Way

Go faster!

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By *rankie KarenCouple 20 weeks ago

Blackwood

[Removed by poster at 17/01/25 16:15:26]

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By *urvaceousVioletWoman 20 weeks ago

RCT/South Wales

You could get a fucking bus through that gap!

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By *ayronfeetMan 20 weeks ago

Cardiff

This is the 3rd time I've tried to fit in that gap . .... it wont fit in 😂

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By *ardiffuncutMan 20 weeks ago

Tonyrefail

I've just been rear-ended

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 20 weeks ago

Pontypool

Fucking hell! I didn't know I could do that!

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman 19 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Slow down your nearly up my arse

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By *amb88Man 19 weeks ago

Merthyr Tydfil

What a bunch of tits

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By *dmundwilsonMan 19 weeks ago

Llandudno

Are they my skid marks?

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By *e_SocksWoman 19 weeks ago

Cardiff

Put your foot on it

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By *reyman58Man 19 weeks ago

Rhondda

Should we do this in reverse

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By *cribeMan 19 weeks ago

Bridgend

Are you strapped in.

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By *eteandMJCouple 19 weeks ago

Bridgend

Mind the bend...

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By *issing Dory OP Couple 19 weeks ago

42 Wallaby Way

What the fuck are you doing!

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By *arri54Woman 19 weeks ago

Newport

Let me drive! We'll get there faster!

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By *gainagainMan 19 weeks ago

pontypridd

Are you sure this is the right tunnel?

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By *unnybunsWoman 19 weeks ago

Between here and over there

The battery has died

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By *tickytip44Man 19 weeks ago

north wales

Nearly rear ended

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By *ife is likeaMan 19 weeks ago

What a bellend

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By *attoodchapMan 19 weeks ago

Swansea

Just waiting for him to pull out so I can get in there!

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By * Very Naughty BoyMan 19 weeks ago

Bristol

You could get a tank in there...

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By *sprey6Man 18 weeks ago

Here!

You are making a mess of it! Get out and let me do it!

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By *ynonvalleyboyMan 18 weeks ago

merthyr

Slow down its 20mph

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By *aul1379Man 18 weeks ago

rct

Fuck u bitch

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By *elsh_cake69Man 18 weeks ago

Aberdare

Can you get any closer up my ass

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By *lipmeuk2019Man 18 weeks ago

swansea

Turn around and blow the horn

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By *ipmanMan 18 weeks ago

Shropshire

Come on you could get two in there easily!!! Maybe three at a squeeze...🤣...

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By *ntriguing43Man 18 weeks ago

Bridgend

The red light has come on, full service time again, I only use the best oil.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman 18 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

I’m only in first gear

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By *ear SkillsMan 18 weeks ago

Pontypool

Watch what your doing granny! I nearly ended up in your backside!

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By *WB1984Man 18 weeks ago

Cwmbran

The rear end feels loose

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By *ear SkillsMan 18 weeks ago

Pontypool

Sorry but I have to stop for a break. 3 hours on the back road if enough to make my ass go numb!

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By *luboyoMan 18 weeks ago

North West / Birmingham

Can I get in the back?

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By *tickytip44Man 18 weeks ago

north wales

It keeps grinding

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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago

Are we there yet..!

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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago

That's the wrong tunnel, 😭

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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago

Whatch that bump pmsl my partner always says to me pmsl

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By *ilffadMan 17 weeks ago

swansea

The camera isn't working. You need to back out gently

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By *iss 69Woman 17 weeks ago

SWANSEA

Fuck me some one just smashed the back doors in x

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By *rSircumsizedMan 17 weeks ago

Newport

That needs more air in.

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By *ushroom6999Man 17 weeks ago

Carmarthen

Keep going, just a little further.

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By *ushroom6999Man 17 weeks ago

Carmarthen

Do you want me to guide it in or can you do it?

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By *issing Dory OP Couple 17 weeks ago

42 Wallaby Way

Its gonna be tight but I can do it

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By *rSircumsizedMan 17 weeks ago

Newport

Think I need to adjust the mirrors

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman 17 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Slow down it’s not a race

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By *issing Dory OP Couple 17 weeks ago

42 Wallaby Way

He came out of nowhere

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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago

Theres a prick right up my arse 🤣🤣

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