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best...worst...and funniest place you have had sex
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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humour me peeps i cant sleep....
will kick you off and say best for me has to be a gorgeous hot tub in a hotel not so long back..a friend booked it for me..found it very sensual and erotic being fed strawberries at midnight while getting fucked ...mmmm good times! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Best - on a local beach, love it outdoors
Funniest - mates house while he popped out to get some shopping
Worst - nightclub toilet, why did I even bother cramped and stank  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Best: vicky park woods (my first)
Worst: don't think I have one
Funniest: the inlaws living room, we had to do it against the door incase her brother walked in!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Best - In the bed of a guy who presses all my buttons, rings all my bells & takes me to outer space. Its the experience & not the venue that makes the best sex for me
Funniest - on the bonnet of the van by the Pumping Station whilst the security guard was present, boring bugger refused to join in & wouldn't let us finish
Worst - On the floor of my parents home, my uncle came in & caught us & proceeded to stand & watch, it was just sooooooo wrong    |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Best - all around the home in all shapes
Funniest - tried to fuck on an ironing board one time (don't ask )
Worst down a lane on a ton bag of sand . That little did I know was coverd in cat poop  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Best - all around the home in all shapes
Funniest - tried to fuck on an ironing board one time (don't ask )
Worst down a lane on a ton bag of sand . That little did I know was coverd in cat poop "
lmfao....creased! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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oh im loving this now...
funniest gor me was outdoors...alongside a river....all done up in basque and stockings...girls heels ..riverbanks and SEX so dont work....he jerked...heels stuck in ground and whooosh taff is in the water pmsl xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"oh im loving this now...
funniest gor me was outdoors...alongside a river....all done up in basque and stockings...girls heels ..riverbanks and SEX so dont work....he jerked...heels stuck in ground and whooosh taff is in the water pmsl xx"
haha I love that story, makes me imagine it every time
Best- well Taffy, what you reckon, the 3sum on the yacht gotta be up there
funniest- up the side of a cathedral with an audience
Worst- in a forest. Got covered in stingy nettles lol.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Omg by a church?? ,,,, your so going down girl pmsl! x"
Yep, right up against the side wall. . . Next time, I'm aiming for inside. . .
Shall I save you a seat when I get there babe? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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best- in my bed
funniest- in our caravan and the blinds had popped up and we didn't notice we had an audience
worse - in a corner of a campsite behind a mound of earth full of bloody spiders .
but none of them beat the message I just had telling me they are married but can accommodate in a funeral parlour ffs  |
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By *ll overWoman
over a year ago
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I had to join in on this one ..lol..
Best - My bed with all the guy who rocked my socks off the last few yrs haha (tart)
Funniest - A Dinning Room Table in a pub told him to give it a good wipe b4 Sunday dinner time hahaha
Worst - Llanstephan Castle ripped my knees to shreds doggy style in a window (well what was left of a window haha) |
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"humour me peeps i cant sleep....
will kick you off and say best for me has to be a gorgeous hot tub in a hotel not so long back..a friend booked it for me..found it very sensual and erotic being fed strawberries at midnight while getting fucked ...mmmm good times!"
worst woods 
best and funnyest is the same scuba sex 10 m underwater at sumer island maldives best experiance ever |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Best hotel balcony overlooking a marina and night clubs in Alicante.
funniest beach when we had to wave back to the fishing boat and fishermen on their way out as we fucked.
worst being caught in the act by her bf against the wall of the school outside a school disco.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Best - in my old office with a GORGEOUS girl who was a really great friend too...at least a couple of evenings a week for about three years, as we were always last to leave the building most nights DAMN I should have stayed in that job!!!
Worst - in a field in the country on a glorious sunny summers day, behind a high hedge well shielded from the road...until a double-decker coach stopped to let it's occupants stop for a pee RIGHT next to where we were... stark naked and fully in the throes, we didn't notice until a couple of seconds later there was a lot of cheering and shouting. Funnily enough, she wouldn't continue after the coach moved on, leaving me horny as hell and with a boner that stayed for ages, and also wouldn't see me again...
Funniest - the above ranks up there, but possibly topped by a girlfriend and I thinking we'd found a great alfresco spot on holiday only to discover later that what we thought was a totally private balcony wasn't (privacy glass!!!)...quite a few people who we didn't know kept saying hello to us and smiling at us throughout the holiday, and we just thought what a nice friendly place this hotel was, with lovely people staying...we found out on the plane home from a lovely lady in her fifties who'd watched us several times over the fortnight!!! I wish she'd have said something earlier in the holiday...she'd have been welcome to join us |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Omg by a church?? ,,,, your so going down girl pmsl! x
Yep, right up against the side wall. . . Next time, I'm aiming for inside. . .
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I might know a man who can help there |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Omg by a church?? ,,,, your so going down girl pmsl! x
Yep, right up against the side wall. . . Next time, I'm aiming for inside. . .
I might know a man who can help there"
oh fuck, never even thought about that hahaha. . . . . . . . . You putting ideas in my head now!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once meet a lovely lady on a night out. And she got very horny. Very quick.
So we searched for anywhere to have sex. We ended up shagging on a bridge over the river in Newport. And got caught by a few people and the police. Fun times.
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