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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I've just had a chat up line as follow. Wow what a ass join the boys for some team building. It made me laugh I got to be honest. So guys N girls what the best chat up line u have been given xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some woman handed me her phone and said call ur mother tell her ur out for the night lol took me 5 mins to get it tho ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Some woman handed me her phone and said call ur mother tell her ur out for the night lol took me 5 mins to get it tho ha ha"

I laughed at that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The one that made me laugh the most..was at butlins 2 yrs ago.

Guy came upto me and said

"Alright babe...fancy coming back to mine for a pizza and a fuck? "

Surprised at how forward he was I looked at him and said "uhhhh NO!!"

He replied.."what? ? You don't like pizza??!!" And winked

Hahaha it had me..and so did he

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The one that made me laugh the most..was at butlins 2 yrs ago.

Guy came upto me and said

"Alright babe...fancy coming back to mine for a pizza and a fuck? "

Surprised at how forward he was I looked at him and said "uhhhh NO!!"

He replied.."what? ? You don't like pizza??!!" And winked

Hahaha it had me..and so did he"

That's a good one

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon

Hi, my name is Martin, remember that cos you'll be screaming it later!

Erm.... ok, I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You have a body like McDonald's. .....I'm loving it

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By *elsh_lass74Woman  over a year ago

South Wales

One I heard on First Dates.....

Is your surname Jacobs....

Because you're a cracker!!!

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By *ilthyfucks69Couple  over a year ago

Neverland


"One I heard on First Dates.....

Is your surname Jacobs....

Because you're a cracker!!! "

I know i just watched that, cheese x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The one that made me laugh the most..was at butlins 2 yrs ago.

Guy came upto me and said

"Alright babe...fancy coming back to mine for a pizza and a fuck? "

Surprised at how forward he was I looked at him and said "uhhhh NO!!"

He replied.."what? ? You don't like pizza??!!" And winked

Hahaha it had me..and so did he"

i like that!!! And I'm usually repelled by lines!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The one that made me laugh the most..was at butlins 2 yrs ago.

Guy came upto me and said

"Alright babe...fancy coming back to mine for a pizza and a fuck? "

Surprised at how forward he was I looked at him and said "uhhhh NO!!"

He replied.."what? ? You don't like pizza??!!" And winked

Hahaha it had me..and so did hei like that!!! And I'm usually repelled by lines!!!"

that line is in a film called dancing thro the dark ...but she replies ..." is it a wholemeal pizza " ...class

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The one that made me laugh the most..was at butlins 2 yrs ago.

Guy came upto me and said

"Alright babe...fancy coming back to mine for a pizza and a fuck? "

Surprised at how forward he was I looked at him and said "uhhhh NO!!"

He replied.."what? ? You don't like pizza??!!" And winked

Hahaha it had me..and so did hei like that!!! And I'm usually repelled by lines!!!

that line is in a film called dancing thro the dark ...but she replies ..." is it a wholemeal pizza " ...class"

You are like Rainman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ah that's where it's from... o loved it... I love cheekiness and banter..

Mad thing is we are really close mates now .. bring on cheeky chat up lines lol

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Fancy a dance? You, do, good.

Fuck off then so I can chat your mate up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is that a mirror in your knickers because I can see myself in them later.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I know someone who genuinely pulled with the line "Well, you don't sweat much, for a fat bird"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is that a mirror in your knickers because I can see myself in them later."

I put there just for you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No line necessary "hello" in a welsh accent will get you in my trollies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is that a mirror in your knickers because I can see myself in them later.

I put there just for you "

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is that a mirror in your knickers because I can see myself in them later.

I put there just for you Oh my "

I think the mirror is going to get very steamy

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