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Wanking and breaking duck eggs over your bellend
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over a year ago
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"Good luck with getting anyone to lick that up, no one on the the planet likes the texture of uncooked albumen"
So what you're saying is that if I poked it through a fried egg, I might have more luck with the ladies? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good luck with getting anyone to lick that up, no one on the the planet likes the texture of uncooked albumen
So what you're saying is that if I poked it through a fried egg, I might have more luck with the ladies? "
Or shove it in a boiled egg |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good luck with getting anyone to lick that up, no one on the the planet likes the texture of uncooked albumen
So what you're saying is that if I poked it through a fried egg, I might have more luck with the ladies?
Or shove it in a boiled egg"
It'd have to be an easter egg, minimum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"PS would that then mean I could legally refer to it as my little soldier? . Be honest did u nearly type mummy's little soldier hehehe "
I'm not allowed to discuss that because of the injunction. |
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"Pm me if u want I'm a trained psychiatrist. When I say trained I've watched Hannibal on sky and it looks like a doddle "
Remind me not to accept invitations to dinner at yours. |
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"Pm me if u want I'm a trained psychiatrist. When I say trained I've watched Hannibal on sky and it looks like a doddle
Remind me not to accept invitations to dinner at yours. "
Think I'll take a rain check on tomorrow   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pm me if u want I'm a trained psychiatrist. When I say trained I've watched Hannibal on sky and it looks like a doddle
Remind me not to accept invitations to dinner at yours.
Think I'll take a rain check on tomorrow "
"Sour cream?"
"No thanks" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pm me if u want I'm a trained psychiatrist. When I say trained I've watched Hannibal on sky and it looks like a doddle
Remind me not to accept invitations to dinner at yours.
Think I'll take a rain check on tomorrow "
All round Biffs for dinner tomorrow if MissP doesn't show |
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"Pm me if u want I'm a trained psychiatrist. When I say trained I've watched Hannibal on sky and it looks like a doddle
Remind me not to accept invitations to dinner at yours.
Think I'll take a rain check on tomorrow
All round Biffs for dinner tomorrow if MissP doesn't show "
Missp will show. She doesn't realise it yet but deep deep deep deep down beneath all the miserable old twat messages secretly she can just about tolerate me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pm me if u want I'm a trained psychiatrist. When I say trained I've watched Hannibal on sky and it looks like a doddle
Remind me not to accept invitations to dinner at yours.
Think I'll take a rain check on tomorrow
All round Biffs for dinner tomorrow if MissP doesn't show
Missp will show. She doesn't realise it yet but deep deep deep deep down beneath all the miserable old twat messages secretly she can just about tolerate me "
Don't push your luck good boy!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pm me if u want I'm a trained psychiatrist. When I say trained I've watched Hannibal on sky and it looks like a doddle
Remind me not to accept invitations to dinner at yours.
Think I'll take a rain check on tomorrow
All round Biffs for dinner tomorrow if MissP doesn't show
Missp will show. She doesn't realise it yet but deep deep deep deep down beneath all the miserable old twat messages secretly she can just about tolerate me "
FFS, I'll have to cook for myself again tomorrow  |
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Drives me insane!!!! 
