Allow myself to introduce…myself

Man in Brighton, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 9 hours ago

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.

My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really.

At the age of fourteen, an Austrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

Anyway….enough about me, tell me about you…;)

44 years old, Straight

6'0" 183cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Cuckolding, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Voyeurism, Webcams

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*oFaceGirl69 (20), Woman on 12 April 2026 by Webcam:
Very much enjoyed you last night, round two is definitely needed please ;)

*inkycouple8582 (40), Couple on 26 February 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this great guy in the hot tub at ignite, conversation flowed easily and we enjoyed his company, this moved on in the cinema where he joined us for some fun which mrs thoroughly enjoyed, would definitely recommend and hope to bump him to again if we’re ever in that neck of the woods again

*eekySweetheart (40), Woman on 10 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
After a couple of misses our paths finally crossed! Oh my god he is so hot and he has a cock that I became a little obsessed with! Not only is he a lot of fun with the sexy stuff, he is also great company- very easy to talk to! Hope we bump into each other again! Xx