Looking for fun n games

Man in Near You, East Midlands, UK

... "Swanland fun now anyone?". 20 hours ago

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 9 hours ago

Seriously - please read my feckin profile

It will save so much time

I DO NOT SEND OUT FACEPICS

I am a 45 year old married man, looking to meet women & couples.

Live in Howden, but travel all over with work

Apologies in advance but - rant time

I've been on here a fair few years, had numerous meets, but not always been verified afterwards

Have also had many dogging experiences, where the doggers I've played with havent been on Fab

Verifications aren't the be all and end all - yes, they do help, but they aren't everything

Firstly, I DO NOT SEND OUT FACEPICS , nor do I store them on my profile, under any circumstances

Can't believe the amount of people who still ask for a face pic, even though it clearly states I don't send them out MANY TIMES

I consider myself to be easy going and laid back, though some of the complete arrogant twats on here do manage to wind me up through not reading my profile, then getting arsey when I refuse to send them a pic.

I thought it was supposed to be just single guys who didn't read profiles, yet I've had plenty of requests for face pics from couples

Even had one couple who compared me to buying a car - saying that you wouldn't expect someone to buy a car without seeing it first

Good analogy, but at the same time if you're in the market for a 2 seater car, and you contact someone selling a motorbike (even though your add states you have no interest in motorbikes), and the seller doesn't have any pics of the motorbike, but is quite happy to bring it to you for you to see, with no expectations of you buying it - then to me, you don't really have any excuse to get arsey with them when they reiterate that they don't have any pics of it to send you !!!

Secondly, from time to time, you recognise people, or think you recognise people from here, whilst out shopping etc

If I recognise you, I'll probably give you a smile, then mail you afterwards

If you respond with a hi, alls good, if you ignore me, so be it, but block me?

Well, I guess its up to you, but its not like I'm some sort of mental stalker that is going to hound you from this day forth

In all honesty, I've probably got hell of a lot more to lose, its really not in my interest to persue or harrass you

Anyway - rant over

If you're still interested - heres a bit about me ;0)

I love giving oral, especially if you're fully shaved ;0p

I dont mind if you want to lay back and enjoy being licked and sucked, or if you want to ride my face and grind your pussy into my mouth

Nothing expected in return, though I'm obviously not going to fight you off if you decide you'd like to reciprocate ;0p

Discretion expected and assured

Happy to be a voyeur for a couple if you just want someone to watch you

I'm more than happy to be part of a DP / DV situation if this is what makes the lady happy

Me, I'm average height, could do to lose a few pounds, tidy beard, and fairly inked

Safe sex a must

I DONT SEND OUT FACEPICS under any circumstance (see above ;0) ), though I'm more than happy to meet up with no expectations for a drink and chat to see if I'm what you're looking for

Im really not that vain so I don't expect to be to everyone's cup of tea, and likewise, you may not be mine

A drink and chat to break the ice, and if alls good, let the games begin

If there's no interest, then fine, it was (hopefully) nice to meet you, and we all go our separate ways - after all, we're all adults here aren't we?

Non pushy, easy going, laid back, and genuine

Polite in that I will reply to your mail, even if its just a no thanks

Give me a shout if you'd like to know more :0)

JUST ONCE MORE IN CASE ANY FECKIN MUPPET MISSED IT :

****I DO NOT SEND OUT FACEPICS****

Idiot List - list of usernames used by a couple of morons who continually join - then delete their profile

Rejoin with a different username

a few weeks later - over and over

Zggler11

natalie766

Rggs

Revengesex

Wifestyle

Natalie8888

Married8888

Marriedwife88

Jssrbtfmle

Natlry

ChattyN

Lonlegsnicebum8888

Jessicarabbitgirl

PoshHotwife

PoshHotwife88

Future Meets and Events

Anything, anywhere on Sunday 5 May 2024 in East Midlands: Scunthorpe
At this meet looking for: F M MF FF TV/TS
In Scunthorpe either Saturday or Sunday morning around 11:00 / 11:30. Will be looking for some fun. Give me a shout to confirm the day if you're up for it

View meet listings, add yours at the Meets & Events pages.

0r4lg1v3r

45 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Average
Non smoker
Regular drinker
Heavily tattooed
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 75
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Dogging, DP, Webcams, Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Soft Swing, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Rimming, Oral, Group Sex, Gangbangs,

Verified Genuine Profile

*bbnFlo (55), Couple on 4 August 2022 by Meeting in person:
Met this guy for a social meet. Genuine nice bloke.

*ottot1234 (49), Woman on 31 March 2017 by Meeting in person:
met this great guy while dogging & what fun we had one not to be missed hopefully catch up again soonxx

*he Reem Team (31), Couple on 10 July 2015 by Meeting in person:
See this guy a couple of times, he is really polite, chatty and friendly! Nice guy

Friends

Robyn (46), TV/TS
PD (51), Woman
hottot (49), Woman
Lynne (58) & Griff (58), Couple
r (57), Man
sam (46), Woman
dw (48), Man