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Man in Essex, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 16 hours ago

**Only Decent Human Beings Need Apply**

• I’m Good Looking and a Good Fuck

• Very Modest

• Charming, Witty and Highly Intelligent

Looking for a Shenanigan Companion for Banter, Beer and Burritos

- If you prefer we can have Craic, Crisps and Cock…tails

- Don’t mind if you’re a bit on the ugly side — I have bulk ordered paper bags….

- As very much any Gentleman would do I have taken the time to cut Eye and Nose Holes in them

Okayyyyy I’ll be honest — I’ll shag Anything, if you’re Good Lookking and Very Attractive that’s a Huge Bonus but if you look like you’ve hit every Ugly bBranch on the way down that won’t put me off either

Now ladies please…there is no need to fight over me

;-)

• Big personality in a medium sized package — you will likely Love me…apparently I am a people person….

• Well I do have Love for Humanity

• Spread love not hate ; don’t let yourself be manipulated by those who seek to divide us by sowing hatred and animosity/anger and fear •

• We are all Children of the Stars and deserve to be loved

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• Loving, caring, thoughtful and kind — if you think that means push over or easy touch you’ve definitely got the wrong guy….I am anything but, and will not hesitate to call out your bullshit — call me “blunt” — you wouldn’t be the first •

• Call me arrogant too — you wouldn’t be the first either, but perhaps you just don’t know me well enough to know it’s confidence and self-assurance mixed a little intentional arrogance which is really just self-deprecation — because I love to (lovingly) wind people up… •

• But having confidence and self assurance doesn’t mean not having any insecurities…because I do have them, and I am working on overcoming them, so still a work in progress trying to learn and grow as a man every day, ultimately trying to be the best version of me — so bear with me •

• Not all of you will see that, or understand my humour, and that’s okay — I still love you all the same. But for those who do…oh boy! •

• My love and blessings to you all fabulous people

• Now go Spread the Love people — but not sti’s please!

;-)

Sam x

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***ADDENDUM***

I really enjoy meaningful conversations, and I much prefer having them face-to-face, especially after sex, because I feel like that adds another layer of intimacy and connection.

Although sometimes, it’s also really nice to simply lie there in silence, letting ourselves soak in and absorb the pleasurable feelings still rushing through our bodies;

Whatever feels right in the moment.

I find unnecessary small talk quite tedious most of the time, so if that’s what you’re looking for, it’s not really something I can provide.

I completely understand that sometimes you might want or need a bit of conversation to feel comfortable, and that’s absolutely fine — as long as you’re actually talking to me with the intention of meeting and genuinely investing in the conversation.

And ideally, I’d rather have those conversations face to face or over the phone anyway. I often have far too much to say, and trying to get it all across in long messages can be a nightmare…

I end up with spelling mistakes, sentences that don’t make sense, and sometimes it’s just much easier to explain what I mean by actually talking.

I hope you understand.

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PS. To you lovely ladies

Do you ever talk to a guy and get that distinct feeling he’s simultaneously talking to several women, trying to hedge his bets?

You know the type:

Short answers.

One-word replies.

Barely any engagement.

You can tell he’s giving you about 1 % of his attention and investing absolutely nothing in the conversation.

And you’re left thinking;

“Really? Is this the best I can expect?”

“Don’t I deserve better than this?”

Well… guess what?

We feel the same way.

So if you’re talking to me, actually talk to me. I don’t expect you to be glued to your phone or available 24/7 — life happens.

But if we’re having a conversation, give it a little energy, curiosity and genuine engagement.

Otherwise, respectfully — fuck off

There’s plenty more fish in sea. And I’d rather invest my energy into someone deserving of my attention.

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37 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Cuckolding, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys

Verified Genuine Profile

*he ice queen (52), Woman on 6 May 2024 by Meeting in person:
Another great meet with this guy, things got very heated and very wet

*iss Gwen (40), Woman on 6 May 2024 by Meeting in person:
If you’ve read my veris you know how much I love this man and get very horny knowing he’s coming. No one fucks me as passionately and intensely as he does, leaving my whole body quivering after multiples rounds of filthy fucking, the only man I can say has given me screaming orgasms. He’s the kindest, sweetest, most honest guy I know, beautiful inside and out. I love our deep conversations, his “shit” banter as he calls it lol and the fact he wraps me in his arms and gives me tlc after he’s had his wicked way with me :) I feel I must of done something right for the universe to put him into my orbit. You’d be very lucky to have this mans attention and affection, he truly is an amazing guy, don’t fuck it up. See you soon baby boy xxxx

*he ice queen (52), Woman on 18 February 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this really nice guy tonight he turned up on time and was a true gent, made me very wet and he has a lot of stamina. Thank you for making my evening more enjoyable. If this guy messages you ladies give him a go, he’s one of the genuine ones.

*entlaura23 (25), Woman on 10 December 2023 by Meeting in person:
Amazing weekend with this gorgeous man. First met Friday night when lucky for me he was travelling through Kent and was a prepared to make a detour to come see me. He promised he’d make the effort to see me again and I promised him I told him to it, I guess we both kept our promise lol. Hot sex over and over again making me orgasm I don’t know how many times. He’s good looking, confident, charming and yet so down to earth and goofy, he just puts you at ease straight away. Loved my curves and said he couldn’t get enough lol nice to meet a man who not only appreciates my body but knows how to make me feel good. All this and the amazing kisses and cuddles you get after he’s done fucking you. Definitely a rare find. See you seen hunni :)

*iss Gwen (40), Woman on 30 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
WOW!!!Third meet with this amazing man. What can I say I get dripping wet thinking about him. Trust me he's not lying when he says he's loves a bbw, and he certainly knows how to handle one. If you want a man that's gets hard, stays hard and can fuck you repeatedly he's definitely the one. He has left me ruined for the third time with a great big smile on my face. Already looking forward to our next meet babe xxxx

*iss Gwen (40), Woman on 20 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
OH. MY. GODDDDD!!!! FUCK MEEEE!!!! This gorgeous hunk fucked my brains out!! Amazing cock! Amazing stamina. Gorgeous, charming, had me laughing till my stomach hurt!! And an absolute gentleman. What more could you possibly want! I can not wait to see this man again xxxx

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