Slut Wife Couple

Couple in Lochearnhead, Scotland, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

***Before you look at the pictures and hit the message button you need to read the whole profile.

She never comes on here, you are writing to a 5ft10" 17 stone rugby player, don't address me as "hun, babe, chic, darling or sweetheart".

Also, we are fine, not up to much, and our plans for the weekend are confidential, so please stop sending messages asking "how are you", "what you up to" "what you doing this weekend".***

Looking for single good looking guys aged 18 - 40.

You must be:-

Intelligent - That means you can spell real words and you don’t write in text type. If you send us a message saying “hi how R U, I wld lv 2 mt 4 a fck” we will reply with “fck of U tit”

Attractive - This is tricky for some of you but there is a simple test, look in the mirror and ask yourself, would I fuck me? if there is any doubt in your mind or hesitation then clearly only your mum thinks you’re attractive.

Well hung if you’re a single guy - Very difficult for some of you, many years ago there was this guy who invented a long stick with marks on it and called it a ruler, it has different marks on it at each side, one is in inches and the other is in millimetres. All you need to do is get your cock hard and put the stick thing at the side and see what number the end of your cock comes to. If its less than 7" or 18cm then please move along.

Heavy cummers to the front. If you are able to edge before meeting that would be a huge bonus.

Under 40 - That means you are not 41 or 55.

Have photo's showing your face to send when you message us - That's the bit above your shoulders where you put your food.

Accept that if you only send a picture of your cock you will get a very rude reply!!!

We appreciate that having a face full of pubes is fashionable but it's a very strict no for us. It matters not if your mum thinks you look handsome with your bushy face it's like kissing a hairy bum. You will need to be clean shaved with a nice aftershave on if you want to role around with the Mrs.

Here's the bit that very few of you will have read. We are not a cuckold couple, we are looking for a single guy who she can meet alone for booty calls. First meet will be a 3some with Mr, she will then have your phone number for direct contact and to arrange meets without Mr.

Understand, you will not be forming a relationship, you will not be going on windy walks in the countryside holding hands, you will not be going for a romantic dinner and you will definitely not be introducing her to your mum as your girlfriend.

All meets are filmed for our personal use, they are never moved from our secure hard drive. NO you will not be allowed to film on your own device and absolutely no you can't have a copy.

Start your message with, I have read all the profile.

For this role we are only looking for white British men. Her preference.

Looking forward to hearing from you with a face and cock pic attached to your first message. If I have to ask for pics then you obviously clicked send message while you had a hard on and you are too lazy to read profiles and follow simple instructions, therefore, how am I to trust you with my most precious wife??

Slut Milf

56 years old, Bisexual

5'9" 175cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Kinky Hubby

56 years old, Bisexual

5'9" 175cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women
Aged from 20 to 40 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Watersports, Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Oral, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Anal, Adult Parties

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*oodtimes2992 (33), Man on 8 January 2026 by Meeting in person:
After chatting for a bit we finally got a meet arranged at a hotel and got to have some fun. Met for a drink and chat then off to the room we went to be very naughty and I was speechless with the outfit she had on. Thanks for the fun x

*heLadNextDoor01 (25), Man on 6 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
I managed to get my hands on the lovely lady half of this couple once again and the sparks flew again. Both sides of this couple are so genuine and amazing people and I couldn’t recommend them more. Seriously don’t miss out. See you both very soon

*heLadNextDoor01 (25), Man on 24 September 2025 by Meeting in person:
What can I say? Met up with both and then just the female half of this couple and every single time they were incredible. Extremely easy to talk to and incredible in the bedroom. Seriously worth the chance if you get it. Don’t fuck it up because you’ll definitely regret it

*arry Spunkjet (56), Man on 13 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
What a great couple, easily arranged, no messing about, was invited round to where they were staying, was promptly lead upstairs to be greeted by Busty bent over on the bed, arse in the air,waiting to receive my cock, foreplay ensued before slipping into a lovely warm wet pussy, finally got my hands on those boobs, they are massive, hopefully if we meet again I can spend a bit more time pampering them. If you get the offer from them....take it. Til next time.