We are the couple your parents warned you about

Couple in St. Austell, South West, UK

... "Our first club meet story - Vanilla to Vixen podcast on Spotify, episode 192. 26mins 35secs in. Strap yourselves in for a great story ;)". Friday

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Dynamic Duo Seeking Good Vibes & Great Company

Sometimes it might take a minute for us to reply as we like to reply together! Mrs is VERY fussy, so if you are really lucky, the attraction might be there! Not looking for single men currently.

We are a fun-loving, down-to-earth couple who believes the best connections start with a genuine laugh and a great drink. For us, this journey is all about the "Three Cs": Connection, Chemistry, and Communication.

By day, we are both family oriented. He loves sports and cars, she loves horses and home design. By night, we love to flirt, socialise, and see where the energy takes us.

Mrs - Brunette bombshell with curves in all the right places. Massive boobs and an amazing ass. Constant flirtatious banter and a naughty smile to catch you off guard.

Mr - Sharp grooming, intricate ink and confidence gives him a sophisticated yet adventurous edge. Knows his way round a woman’s body, knows exactly how to get the ladies juices flowing and has a cock that hits all the right places. Mr is very comfortably straight.

What we’re looking for:

• Relaxed, respectful couples who don't take themselves too seriously.

• Great conversation that flows naturally.

• A "slow burn" approach—we love the build-up, the banter, and the tension.

If the mood is right and the spark is there, we’re definitely open to some naughty extras, but we never rush the process. Let’s start with a chat or a cocktail and see if our vibes align.

Discretion & Respect are our top priorities—we expect the same in return.

Both clear tests April 2026!

Mrs

29 years old, Straight

5'4" 163cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
1 or 2 piercings

35 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF)
Aged from 25 to 45
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Cybersex, Dogging, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams

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*otsexycouple69 (39), Couple on 27 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
We met this friendly couple at Steamers at the weekend, it was nice to see such an attractive couple in the club enjoying themselves. I’m glad we made you both feel at ease with it being your first club visit. Hopefully we will see you both at some more club nights.

*ullSwapFullGrip (35), Couple on 26 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this pair at Steamers last night. Great company, loads of laughs from start to finish. And her… “wetter than an otter’s pocket”…. Absolute chaos in the best way. Hope to see you both at more club nights. Hope we didn’t scare you off… We definitely don’t want to share you two!