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Couple in Southend On Sea & Isle Of Wight, South East, UK

... "Pointless picture less profiles. Why?". Sunday

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

We are a straight, attractive, couple with a busty lady.

We are looking to meet well endowed, attractive, white, clean shaven, straight, single/unattached younger men who are not camera shy or afraid to swap phone numbers and can also accommodate.

We would also like to meet couples of any age.

Should you choose to message us please include at least one clear in focus face pic that’s not set to auto delete {We’re seldom on here together.} in your first message if you wish to be taken seriously.

We are here to actually meet people so we won’t be exchanging more than a couple of online messages before we ask for your phone number.

If you can’t or won’t give out your phone number for What’sApp/FaceTime/Messenger video calls don’t bother contacting us, if we can’t see you & talk to you we won’t meet you.

To save the repetitive questions, we do not!

Have Kik or Skype, Snapchat etc.

Want to have “cam fun.” {If you want to wank on cam pay for Adult Work}

Meet men in hotel rooms {Prostitutes offer this service, we don’t.}

Meet men who happen to be passing through our area.

Meet anyone in a car/lorry/van etc or go dogging.

Meet up with men at odd times of day.

Have rushed/timed meetings.

Have last minute meetings.

Meet half a couple

Meet men who need to be “discreet!”

{Really sorry gents facially clean shaven men only so absolutely no beards, stubble or moustaches}

Our friends only pics are just that, for friends only.

Send an unsolitited friend invite, we will block you!

We’re more than happy to share some photos once we are having a conversation & have seen you but not before you have sent as many as you wish to receive!

Quid pro quo guys it’s only fair :~}

If you are so lazy all you can be bothered to do is wink we will be equally lazy & just wink back. But you won’t know this as you’ve been too lazy to read this profile.

Oh & we are both well & we are both having a good day today to save you & just about everyone else asking. FFS peeps please have some imagination. ;~} ;~} ;~}

Andy

52 years old, Straight

5'9" 175cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Catherine

53 years old, Straight

5'3" 160cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men
Aged from 24 to 80
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Making Videos, Oral, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Voyeurism

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Verified Genuine Profile

*r-Darcy (29), Man on 26 July 2018 by Meeting in person:
Lovely, welcoming couple. Met up for a drink and a chat, and definitely looking forward to more. Maybe after the heat wave!

*ushykebab69 (49), Couple on 21 July 2018 by Meeting in person:
After waiting weeks to meet these guys we have spent an enjoyable evening with them, time flew by and both genuine people.

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