Good, clean fun anyone (F / FF)? x

Man in Darlington, North East, UK

... "Yes, I forgot to check shhh account on here. Admins taking time to remove my review. I reported it as inaccurate 5-6x, first almost straight away". 16 hours ago

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 5 hours ago

Been on and off here for years now so I know the drill.

I am a man of average build and height (ex rugby player, so grew broad shoulders instead of growing vertically). Very vanilla in interests, though don’t hold that against me.

Outside the bedroom, I’m a quiet and reserved person who would rather be respectful than not, especially on here. I don’t do hate-filled rants and I don’t like the dirty talk if that’s all it is.

Inside the bedroom, the one rule I have is for you to have fun and leave feeling happy / satisfied and weak in the knees (wink wink). That’s it. Very laid back personality and not a fan of drama, so if you’re comfortable and having fun, we all win.

So, why am I here?

I am here looking for F / FF to chat to (shooting high on the FF as well, I know), have a public social or two with, and fingers crossed connect with well enough to eventually move things into the bedroom.

Happy to meet both halves of a couple for a social to cover safety concerns / have a bit of a natter, but that’s it (men do sod all for me sexually so nothing beyond a social for me - I’ll only message you if your profile indicates you may be happy to play separately)

I’m not here to play with men. This category covers past, present and future owners of penises (so no trans either).

I’m not looking for penpals either (I only want to chat to people up for public socials and seeing me in person)

Anyone interested in chatting off here and on another platform;

Kik is tvanimal (telly kind, not tv/ts etc kind I’m afraid - did not think that through at the time), snapchat - ridleycj.

Can do WhatsApp, but only those serious about meeting please ask.

****legal jargon - no sharing or dissemination of personal info from here if you please. You know what I’m getting at, so just don’t do it and we’ll get along fine****

Chris

38 years old, Straight

5'9" 175cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Anal, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Toys

Verified Genuine Profile

*unshine1984 (42), Woman on 31 January 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely man today for a social after talking for a week... lovely sweet genuine man, knows what proper swinging is about and had a lovely chat before things moved to the bedroom.... what happened in the bedroom stays in the bedroom but all I can say is that it got very hot and sweaty and both of us full of smiles after.. lovely kisser and just a really nice person to talk to. Ladies if you get the chance to meet animal0609 you wont be disappointed. Xx

*irtyLittleButterfly (39), Woman on 11 December 2025 by Meeting in person:
After a social and a night out we finally found time to take things further. Chris soon put my nerves to rest after making me feel comfortable and not pressuring. He is amazing with his fingers, needed a boat to leave the room lol all round great guy and such good fun. Showers were well needed after that workout, until next time xx

*irtyLittleButterfly (39), Woman on 15 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
Had a social with this lovely guy last night. He is very genuine and respectful, spoke about everything and anything. He is easy to talk to, friendly and good looking. Looking forward to meeting up again x

*lub play (51), Couple on 31 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
Thanks for coming along to Glitterbug at Club Play on the 26h July & helping make it a night to remember xxx We hope you enjoyed your visit & we will see you again very soon xxx Club Play – Paul & Dawn xxx Ps If you have not already done so please don’t forget to leave a club review & verification & we will do the same xxx

*xplora (37), Couple on 19 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
It was lovely to see your handsome face back at club shhh over the weekend. As always u looked and smelt amazing and you just have the most caring, gentle and respectful personality. He’s a diamond ladies so snap him up if you get the offer of his company. Hurry back soon xxx

*kisha (53), Woman on 20 August 2022 by Meeting in person:
Chris finally got a chance to attend a partt at clubf lastnite. As always he mingled and got on with everyone. Think i scared him wen i asked if he wanted to be abused haha, i did mean nicely though! Great seeing you again. See you soon. Kish xx

*ittleobunny (42), Woman on 25 July 2021 by Meeting in person:
Chris is such a great guy and has left me very satisfied. Such a gorgeous smile and body .If you get the chance check him out

*arlo82 (43), Woman on 11 December 2019 by Meeting in person:
Thanks for attending the Newcastle xmas social! Ace effort on your attire too

*randMrsSmith692321 (40), Couple on 8 December 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely guy at the Newcastle social, he was attractive and a total gentleman. Unfortunately we didn't get to know him much but will hopefully see you again soon.

*abyBrunel (51), Woman on 20 October 2019 by Meeting in person:
What a beautiful man with perfect teeth! Total hottie and genuinely lovely. Met him for a few drinks which ended up back at his. After a wonderful workout we were both in need of a shower. Lots of fun to be had with this one ladies. Xx