God had no hand in my creation, I solely exist to purge

Man in Narnia, East Midlands, UK

... "Any tattoo artists ?". 42 minutes ago

Joined: 3 weeks ago
Last on: 34 minutes ago

This is my second time here, last time I left because I was slyly creeped out by the amount of dudes hitting me up with weird requests , so I deleted my account. My dumbass didn’t realise that I could’ve just pre blocked them so now I gotta do this shit all over again .

For the record I’m straight and no I don’t want your husband anywhere near me . If we’re fucking and I see a dick approach me ima slap him into oblivion . That would probably turn some of u on actually so I’ll avoid u all together . Now that I think about it, this is a swinger website yet the last thing I’m looking for is swinging. Why am I even here? For real tho how did I end up here ..

On a serious note ; imagine one day I was an innocent child with dreams and aspirations, who just wanted to explore the world and watch anime - 20ish years pass and now I’m looking for a thickass woman with a filthy mind , with a freakishly high sex drive to match mine so I can fill her up and use her for my own satisfaction . Sorry mum lol.

Seriously though, all I want is someone who’s relatively near me who’s comfortable being themselves , for late night talks, fucking on random occasions , with 0 commitment .

Preferably:

- Curvy/BBW

- Horny 24/7

- Can accommodate on occasion

- Hate’s small talk, straight to the action. We’re all here for the same damn reason I think , so why waste time talking about “what’s your favourite colour?” Miss me with that shit , and I probably don’t wanna go for a drink too.

If you’re intimate , can get a little caught in your feelings, but not enough that you imagine a future with me then you might be the one . I really don’t want anything more than a friend who’s a little nerdy , watches anime, maybe games a bit, and a few holidays a year.

Peace out . I don’t expect u to read this because god knows I can’t be fucked to read your bio’s

Don’t be a snowflake too, I’m kind and sweet, but I’m offensive to. People piss me off easily, I make fun out of everyone so don’t take me too seriously or I’ll probably convert you into someone more cynical about the world . Don’t take me too seriously for real .

Hushhh

26 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Ample
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Anal, Dogging, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Role Play, Safe Sex, Spanking, Webcams

Friends

mandy (38), Woman
Jelly-belly-baby (54), Woman