Couple looking for fun

Couple in Barnsley, East Midlands, UK   TickOn mobile site

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 weeks ago

Hey all we are a couple that have been swinging for a good few years now

Mrs haze uses this profile and we also have our arcadian haze profile

We are looking for females couples and single BI guys

Couples we don't mind if they are just or straight Mr is bi playful but if you are straight he plays straight

We don't like rushed meets like to have a laugh and get to know people first

we have no expectations going in to our meets what happens happens if we play well that's a bonus

We are both a bit nuts (in best possible way) and also non pc when it comes to hummor so if you are easily offered we probably ain't the right couple for you

But if you are up for a night of banter and maybe more then get intouch

mrs haze

42 years old, Bisexual

5'6"  168cm
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

mr haze

40 years old, Bisexual

6'0"  183cm
Social drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 25 to 54
Will meet smokers


Can accommodate
Can travel


Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cross-dressing, Cuckolding, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams

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*ylie_Pseudo (54), Woman on 4 July 2021 by Meeting in person:
Top chick! We have met a few times. Always fun and supersexy. Remember the select-a-cam drinking game? Hilarious :)

*ookiemonster500 (27), Man on 10 June 2021 by Meeting in person:
Have met Steve and tash multiple times. Where to start I first met them when I was part of a couple and well it's safe to say we all hit it off from the start, there was more laughter than there was action at that point, I'm pretty sure at one point all of us was on the floor laughing with what Steve was saying and doing. however even though I wasn't part of a couple we still met up and relaxed and now we'll i consider myself to be very lucky because these two people are truely amazing and I consider them both some of my truely good friends(plus apparently I'm the "toyboy" now) lol. If you ever get the chance to meet them do not waste there time or let it flop because Holy you are missing out on something truely amazing. welcoming laughter smiles and a hole lot of freaky fun.

*6 2018 (33), Man on 13 January 2021 by Webcam:
Spoke to Steve for along time now and tasha! They are sound couple. Should be called catchphrase coz they say what they see and exactly how it is. If your cool then so are they if your a cunt then Steve will wind you until you wanna block lol ??

*Big-E_O.G_Poppa. (44), Man on 6 November 2020 by Webcam:
Wow this couple are the real deal, if every couple were like or based on them, the world would be a much sweeter, hornier, kinky and also a better place to live in. They are chilled and laid back, Chatty, funny, non pushy and know how to have a good time. You got to catch them on Cam init :) What, you are still here reading this, you should be looking for their cam by now. Peace and Love and always remember RESPECT xxx

*heekychap38 (41), Man on 19 May 2020 by Webcam:
genuine lady, seen on cam with mr funkyouup loads of times. 100 percent genuine

*drm1970 (50), Man on 19 May 2020 by Webcam:
I had the pleasure chatting to Mr and Mrs Funk they are down to earth. Very polite enjoyable to chat with.

*extet (38), Man on 2 March 2020 by Meeting in person:
Really cool lady that I was lucky to meet and can hold a confo :) with a body that teases you to wont more xx wiggle wiggle xx

*rClean5000 (44), Man on 1 March 2020 by Meeting in person:
Had the pleasure of meeting Mrs Funky whilst on her hols and had a lovely afternoon. Great company, conversation and banter and a lot of fun had. Genuine top fab experience x

*opcat3000 (47), Man on 12 February 2020 by Meeting in person:
Lovely sexy lady, great chat and conversation with her in Ramsgate.

*heEvilWithin (32), Woman on 30 September 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met tash and Steve for the first time at asylum last weekend for the glow in the dark party. These two are such a confident and funny couple and really chatty and the life and soul of the party. Was nice to have a brief chat and hopefully see you again some time :)

*ingerdude93 (28), Man on 7 September 2019 by Webcam:
Absolute class loved chatting to mr and mrs funk proper laugh and genuine people defo not ones to miss out on and have a chat with. Pure class lovely set of boobs and tashas arnt bad either lolxx

*immy1982 (38), Man on 2 August 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met as a couple with my girlfriend and had an amazing night. Fun people who are both sexy, interesting and as kinky as I am. I loved subbing to Mrs very much. She is excellent and I would highly recommend. Cannot wait to see them again. Thanks for the pretty marks x

*ingleDeviantDevil (42), Man on 2 December 2018 by Meeting in person:
When one night turns into 3 nights that's usually a result of meeting these 2. So much laughter, sooo crazy and always a pleasure getting funky with a couple who define fun(ky) Xx

*inky-bdsm-cpl (40), Couple on 6 March 2018 by Meeting in person:
Met Mr & Mrs funk several times as a single this was the first time as a 4sum with Tim, as always it was a pleasure. I love this couple, just as crazy as me, and lots of kinky fun. Both I & Tim very much look forward to next time, xXx

*aron (51), Man on 25 February 2018 by Meeting in person:
Meet them both at Sheffield social nice and very chatty especially Mr. Had nice time talking to them.

*ATZ (47), Man on 18 November 2017 by Meeting in person:
Beautiful sexy couple ,with very big hearts, very sexy and kinky , friends for always Matxxx

*ulwoodoel (42), Man on 24 July 2017 by Meeting in person:
Had a really good, fun, relaxed meet. Hopefully first of many to come. If you get the chance, you won't be disappointed

*ucyjackson (53), TV/TS on 6 July 2017 by Meeting in person:
Ooh this kinky sexy couple!!!! Met them a couple of weeks ago. They'd been on my high priority list for a long time and we finally got something arranged. Definitely worth the wait. As with all first time meets it's about taking time to get to know people but it didn't take long at all with these two, about half an hour. It was sex, kinks and laughs all afternoon however there's plenty more to explore the next time. Lol. They are definitely worth meeting and can't wait to see them again, nettles and new batteries for next time!!!!

*ulwoodoel (42), Man on 5 July 2017 by Meeting in person:
Been for a great social and back soon!