Rubbish swingers

Couple in Peterborough And Buckinghamshire, East Midlands, UK

... "Just three days to Woodcock Festival of Fun.". yesterday

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 12 hours ago

We're rubbish swingers. We always have good (or bad) intentions but we struggle to find time. We have a great social life and loads of holidays and trips away planned. I'm sure we put people off when we say we can't meet for a few weeks, but it's the truth. Hopefully we're worth the wait?

Swinging diary:

1st-3rd August: VA Festival of Fun

20th-26th October: PDI

Who we are:

• We are a genuine couple who adore each other, and have been together for over seven years. Rosie lives on the Herts/Bucks border and Jim lives in Peterborough. We're not perfect and we don't expect perfection.

Sexual orientation:

• We are both completely straight and that's not something that will change, although we're totally comfortable with whatever orientation you are. We know that a lot of women on here are bi, but that's not us at all.

Things we like:

• Full swap foursomes/moresomes with M-F couples, preferably same room, at least until we get to know you well.

• A social meet first, although we have been known to play on a first meet, and in a club almost anything could happen.

• Club meets, parties and home meets.

• Getting to know fabulous naughty couples for regular play.

• Well-groomed and well-presented playmates.

• Intelligent and interesting conversation and laughter.

• Safe sex.

• Kissing. In fact if you don't like kissing then you're not for us.

• Couples profiles with tasteful pictures of BOTH partners. Rosie is quite particular and needs to see what the man of the couple has to offer, and not just his cock.

• Face pics before meeting. We love it when people have public face pics on their profile but we're not brave enough to do the same ourselves, sorry. However we think we scrub up well and we have face pics in our private gallery that we will share at the appropriate time. We won't accept a friend request from someone with hardly any pics or no face pics - why should we show you ours if you won't show us yours?

• A little drink now and again.

Things we don’t like:

• Drugs

• Smoking

• Being messed around. We won't mess you around but we can't guarantee meeting immediately.

• Endless dick pics on a profile.

• Profiles or messages that don’t tell us anything. Your profile needs to tempt us and a one-line description won't do that, even if you wink at us.

Meaningless disclaimer:

• To any southern hemisphere universities: we hope you enjoy our pics. We’re happy to help out with your research, just send us a couple of plane tickets. Send our love to Bruce and Sheila.

Rosie

57 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Regular drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Jim

57 years old, Straight

6'1" 185cm
Average
Non smoker
Regular drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF)
Aged from 38 to 68
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, DP, Group Sex, Oral, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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*othic lovers (48), Couple on 19 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
All the way to norfolk to find out the couple camping next to you are on fab. Great couple easy to get on with short brief meet. Have fun guys

*ocial Heathrow (52), Couple on 23 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
It’s always lovely to see people enjoy our Ignite social event, and stay on to enjoy everything the club has to offer Thankyou for coming and your support, and we look forward to hopefully seeing you again at our July 18th Social

*esires of Herts (49), Couple on 21 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
Having known this couple online from a few years back our planets finally aligned when we bumped into them last night at Ignite. After chatting (flirting for a while) we invited them into the couples room. It was hot night already and made even more so with our naked bodies totally turned on by each other, totally passionate and filthy at the same time. Jim and Rosie are the epitome of the type of couple you always want to meet- so much fun with sex appeal oozing out of them. Thanks guys xx

*adger-69 (50), Man on 26 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
Sunday May25th Ignite. Sunday is a social as much as anything else it ignite, and it was definitely a real pleasure to get these 2 who were both super firendly and absolutely divine!!

*ougarAndCub2025 (57), Couple on 26 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
it was such a pleasure having you join us for Cougar’s birthday celebration. You helped make the day even more special, and we really enjoyed getting to know you better. Great company, great conversation, and just the right amount of mischief—what more could we ask for? You’re a truly lovely couple, and we felt instantly at ease with you. Looking forward to more laughter, connection, and fun times ahead.

*ucyMae200 (50), Woman on 26 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
I met this lovely couple at Ignite yesterday. It was late on but we had a really nice chat. They were very friendly and welcoming, joined in on our group conversation. Both came across fun and interesting. Jim kisses very well….cheeky!! Definitely would like to get to know them better for more kisses and more. Stay fun!! Lx

*he Brighton Social (35), Couple (FF) on 4 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
Great to have you at The Brighton Social last night. Thank you for attending and of course, you’re welcome to any future events. Until next time….. xTBSx

*unno_lol (43), Couple on 1 January 2025 by Meeting in person:
We met these guys at the Libs NYE party. Great fun and awesome banter, we really enjoyed chatting at the bar with them. As discussed, we owe you a fair few drinks!

*ndulgence-Parties (43), Couple on 9 December 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple at our HUSH! hosted by Indulgence Parties @The Annex! Thank you for making it a great night! We look forward to seeing you both again soon! Marc n Monica xx

*sta la vista (53), Couple on 8 December 2024 by Meeting in person:
We met this couple last night at the Annex, lovely to socialise with, lovely intelligent chat. We had a good time with you. Regards. P & A.

*ove2 (59), Couple on 2 December 2024 by Meeting in person:
We met this lovely couple again on November 9th.( sorry for late verification). We travelled to J's house of which we met both j&d we hadn't seen them since a brief meet in Pdl. The night was a fun sexual one of which we expected. We had to call it a night at 2am. However it continued in the afternoon in the hot tub. God knows what the neighbours thought of the women groans of them climaxing. Xx

*un and rose (57), Couple on 1 December 2024 by Meeting in person:
We have met recently this lovely couple. Great people, down to earth, intelligent, educated and sexy. Great Night. Loads of fun. If you have a chance to meet them you will not be dissapointed. Thank you for lovely evening. G&R

*ENXRated (54), Couple on 24 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
What a lovely friendly and sexy couple you are! It was wonderful having you join us for our Mature Mischief event at Liberty Elite and we hope to see you on the 18th of December for another great evening :)

*emptation6580 (45), Couple on 30 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple while they were here in PDI, great company, fun to chat to, Jim was easy going a laid back gentleman with respect, Rosie wore some sexy outfits loved the rubber one on the last night we saw you until the next time guys have fun :-) x

*ove2 (59), Couple on 29 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
Seated on neighbouring tables in the Comeback bar the moment they turned to say hello it all started with their smiles. In an instant we both knew we'd met a very special couple. The chemistry between us all..just so amazing. Although our second meet was hampered a little we were so excited to just spend a couple of electric hours together...with a firm date in the diary. Counting the weeks, this will be continuous..oops continued! Gosh those kisses wow and hands down the sexiest couple xx

*echarment (49), Couple on 28 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
A chance meeting at the worlds worst BBQ in PDI, hoping to see you both here next year xx

*unsome2somexxx (57), Couple on 26 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
Don’t believe the opening line of this lovely couple’s profile, rubbish swingers they are not. Met them in Fun For All in PDI, and what a great time we had. After an engaging chat things went a lot further, and a lot of fun was had. Don’t pass this sexy couple by, you will regret it. E&B xx

*den_GC (42), Couple on 25 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
The gentleman of this couple brought a friend to our Couple's Night while on holiday in PDI and we are so glad they visited us :-) Lots of fun and friendly, only got a quick chat at the bar before they left but would love to get to know them more :-) Thank you for visiting and supporting us and hopefully see you all again soon! Team EdenGC Xx

*afnet (56), Couple on 9 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple at VA Festival of Fun - they’re great company and we’d highly recommend spending time with them if you get the offer……

*attooedPleasures (54), Couple on 6 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this beautiful pair at VA Olympic weekend event, and meeting them in person is a complete pleasure to circumvent…… they are both very respectful and polite in their approach, with a naughty sexy smile that shows the experience these two share ……..whenever in their company they are full of laughs and great cheer, and one can only be drawn in to their surrounding sexy atmosphere ….. thank you for helping make the weekend so much fun and if they make a beeline for you just never ever turn them down…… much love and big hugs from Tats1 to you and from his cute little minx with a big hug from Tats2 xxxx

*rivateyes (62), Couple on 6 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
We were neighbours with this lovely couple at VA FoF this year and thoroughly enjoyed the time we spent with them, it was a very busy weekend and those times were always short and sweet, however it seems that Rosie lives very close to us and maybe in the future we’ll meet them both by the canal for a drink in the sun?

*iamond driver (52), Couple on 26 May 2024 by Meeting in person:
We found ourselves sharing a wonderful time in the hot tub in chams with this couple last night, and what a great couple they are. Loved the cheesy opening line which was the introduction to a friendly, sexy and open couple. After a relaxed chat in the hot tub, which we had to ourselves, we had some very sexy playtime together. One of the most genuine, sexy couples you’d ever want to meet…. We look forward to next time. X

*picyfun (61), Couple on 15 April 2024 by Meeting in person:
This sexy couple invited us around to their house recently. We have met a few times before and each meet just gets better and better. Started off gently in the hot tub but by the end of the evening we all needed resuscitation. What a fantastic evening with a fantastic couple. Next date being planned- watch this space! Xx

*onBryan (59), Man on 19 January 2024 by Meeting in person:
On a freezing cold evening there was an extremely hot experience with this couple at Liberty Elite. Very exciting and welcoming as part of a lot of group fun which I am hoping will be repeated soon.

*rixieB21 (49), Woman on 19 January 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this gorgeous couple at Libs Gold event after we chatted for a bit online. So friendly, flirty and things got intense in all the right ways. Not to be missed!

*picyfun (61), Couple on 26 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
Finally enticed Rosie and Jim to ours for a relaxed evening of fun. It was soooo worth the wait. These two are funny, intelligent and very sexy. We spent several hours chatting, getting up to mischief, recovering, followed by yet more mischief…. Now totally exhausted with just enough energy to grin from ear to ear! Till next time. Xx

*exysolents (52), Couple on 3 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
What can we say, after chatting briefly in the bar we were soon in a playroom enjoying each others company. She has a fabulous body and was definitely enjoying herself He is an amazing kisser and got A very wet! Thank you

*untimefitties (63), Couple on 28 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
After a social meet a few weeks ago we invited this lovely couple over to ours. They were fantastic company and it wasn't long before we headed for the bedroom and the naughty fun began. Looking forward to meeting up again soon.

*iffin (62), Couple on 14 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
We hosted this genuine couple who joined us for a game of kinky Cards Against Humanity. They are fun and filthy at the table and in the bedroom.

*p4fun60 (54), Couple on 8 December 2022 by Meeting in person:
What a great couple, after originally meeting them @ libbs back in September how pleased where we to have bumped into them again, where we had some fun in the jacuzzi!!! No doubt there's plenty more fun to be had from this sexy couple

*asi99 (57), Woman on 11 October 2022 by Meeting in person:
Another lovely evening spent in the company of two fun, intelligent and sexy people. It was all a beautiful flow of being in the moment. Until the next time xx We have met this sexy and intelligent lady a few times now, both with her partner and without. We bumped into her last night at Libs and the result was a fabulous mash-up of bodies and minds. Again please...

*ornygilf45 (59), Couple on 10 October 2022 by Meeting in person:
Chatted to AwesomeLola on Saturday night at Chunkymufin's party, great laugh, next time we will have to discuss Biggus Dickus hehehe look to forward to seeing you again

*he Duracell Bunnies (61), Couple on 10 October 2022 by Meeting in person:
We met this lovely couple in Chunky’s hot Bath, (he calls it a swimming pool) on Saturday night. We chatted for ages so much so that we were one of the last to leave. Would be lovely to meet you both again. xx

*p4fun60 (54), Couple on 8 September 2022 by Meeting in person:
We met this genuine, sincere & loving couple for at a liberty elite, where the time just flew away, they're educated & articulate & so easy to talk to & it obvious they have embraced this lifetyle in addition to their own relationship & anyone who gets to meet them will not be disappointed xxx

*ailingAurora (51), Couple on 5 September 2022 by Meeting in person:
Round 2 of this lovely couple. Let's just say a wonderful Sunday evening and we are looking forward to more to come. Great hosts and looking forward to reciprocating the night. X

*ailingAurora (51), Couple on 11 August 2022 by Meeting in person:
We chatted a while ago but timing has not worked before, but they asked if we were free for the evening. We happily agreed and met this fun and amazing couple for a short notice midweek social. It was definitely worth an evening out! We met at a suitably peaceful country pub and were extremely pleased with who arrived. R was tantalising and J was very much the gentleman! The evening outside on the pub tables flowed wonderfully, with the pub closing around us and leaving the four of us in the dark. We sat and continued our evening in the beautiful, light breeze and soft glow of the moonlight. Finishing, we both enjoyed the short walk to the car and shared departing kiss in the unlit carpark! We look forward to being able to enjoy their company again soon and relax in a more secluded location. Thank you, You gave us a great night out! D and S x

*ornyspice (56), Couple on 31 March 2022 by Meeting in person:
We were watching these two behind the cage door which was closed leading into the room and enjoying seeing Rosie in the swing chair being licked out by Jim, Rosie looked our way and invited in be rude not to. All four of us being damm right naughty with each other’s soon was joined by 3 more couples passing by which turn into one hell of a sex orgy. These two are such a lovely couple who knows how to have a good time. Thanks guys H & S Xx

*ohnandLucy (52), Couple on 7 February 2022 by Meeting in person:
We met up with this lovely couple at Chameleons on Saturday night. They were fun to chat to, interesting and easy to get on with. So when the opportunity came to get a private room together, we were filled with anticipation. The play that followed was hot and intense. It all felt very natural and they both know how to please... Looking forward to doing it again when the opportunity next arises!

*ini407 (60), Couple on 14 October 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple yesterday for a woderfully realaxed social drink. Rosie and Jim are a very easy going couple and conversation flowed well. We are looking foward to our next meet where we hope to explore each other a bit further. Till then thank you.

*anet and Steve (55), Couple on 15 September 2019 by Meeting in person:
met this sexy couple for a few drinks then back for playtime and it was great, good company and wonderful sexy times were had, dont miss out

*tpius (62), Couple on 18 August 2019 by Meeting in person:
We had a lovely fun packed horny night with this couple they are great company and know how to have fun xx thanks guys till next time

*ovediamonds (54), Couple on 8 August 2019 by Meeting in person:
Lola and her awesome friend, twice in one week, what a treat! Had a great time at Libs but need more time with these lovely people very soon xx

*ucindaloveit (57), Couple on 4 August 2019 by Meeting in person:
First meeting at festival of fun but these guys could become long term friends with benefits! Absolutely enjoyed the socialising, getting to know you both, fun in the foam and later at the tent! Look forward to a proper foursome next time!

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