Living in dept36 central France thankfully!!.

Couple in Indre, Dept 36 Central France, Greater London, UK   Photo VerifiedOn mobile site

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You can see our ugly mugs so it would be nice if you are serious to send over a decent face picture without hats or sun glasses so Carol can have a look please and indeed thank you.

Hi and welcome to our boring boring but brutally honest profile!!!


All messages will be answered by me (Tony the ugly one) but all messages are read by Carol (the one with great tits) and she will only reply to messages that she feels a connection to so if she doesn’t reply to your fantastic message I’m sorry but it’s a no but thank you!!!

If the boss chats to you on here for a while and is comfortable with you then we will arrange a cheeky social and again if Carol clicks with you she will indeed play with you either in the restaurant or she may wait TIL the hotel.

If we are online at odd hours or indeed any hour it’s no doubt me(T) as I sleep badly and have a lot of tea breaks during work time.

No friends requests until after a social!!!

We do not respond to winks but thank you very much for taking the cheeky time to wink at well my wife I suppose as no one would bother to wink at me te he.

WE ARE NOT FULL ON FUCK ANYTHING SWINGERS, we are on Fab looking for a few special friends for regular fun and for us distance is not a problem as we are old enough and rich enough to travel on our own.




No cut and paste messages or hi how are you or what you doing or well you get the drift here, effort is everything and you can get EVERYTHING with a bit of effort.

Just men no couples at the moment and yes married is ok with us as it’s your game not ours. This is not our first time on here so we know about and love the fakes and time wasters (your loss really not ours) and all those cute little wank bunnies and lovely picture hunters so please if you want to waste your time come at us as I (Tony) can waste time like the best of them.

We are not young, fit or gym bunnies and if Carol does play she will need regular breaks to catch her breath or for me to fluff her and you in return will be hairy, smelly, fat and rude (just kidding)!!!!!!


Well Carol is married to the best man in the whole goddamn world so you as a possible playmate will if possible be polite and uber respectful and bring the bants as she likes laughs more than cock size!!

To whom it may concern....

Please feel free to use our pictures to wank or teach over as we really couldn’t give a flying fuck!!!!

Plus Sydney is shit as it’s all about Melbs.


57 years old, Straight

5'11"  180cm
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings


58 years old, Straight

5'4"  163cm
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Aged from 20 to 50
Won't meet smokers


Cannot accommodate
Can travel


Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports

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