Not the worst decision you’ll ever make….

Man in Cork, Cork, Ireland

Joined: 8 months ago
Last on: 6 hours ago

Update 08.01.26: Didn’t think I’d need to put this here, but here we are: if you’re a male please don’t message me looking to meet. No offence. Whilst I’m comfortable being up close and personal with another guys cock in a play situation with a woman present (I’ve even clashed swords on occasion) I’ve no interest in playing with men.

SH:24 clear and licensed to thrill from 06 Nov 25!

“Back from the dead. Hornier than ever. Now accepting applications for bad decisions.”

About Me:

Married. Magnificent. Merrily playing with the approval of a wife who is not coming out of retirement. Sizzling. Slightly scandalous. I’ve risen from the ashes of monogamy like a phoenix with a dirty mind. I’m here for couples who crave chaos and single women who know that age is just a number — and sometimes, a very sexy one. If you’re between 18 and 80 and have a pulse and a sense of humor, we’re halfway to trouble.

I’m not just making a comeback — I’m staging a full-blown erotic renaissance. I bring stamina, sarcasm, and snacks. You bring curiosity and consent. Let’s make some memories we’ll lie about later.

Turn-ons:

• Dirty minds, clean sheets (optional)

• Roleplay, risqué banter, and ridiculous flexibility

• Women who flirt like it’s a sport and couples who play like it’s the Olympics

Turn-offs:

• People who say “I’m shy” but ghost like Houdini

• Anyone who thinks foreplay is a handshake

• Bad lighting, bad vibes, and bad excuses

Ideal Night:

We start with tequila and teasing. We end with a group cuddle and a broken bed frame. Somewhere in between, there’s whipped cream, a playlist called “Oops,” and at least one moment where someone says, “Is this even legal?. We end with someone wearing a lampshade and me Googling “how to get whipped cream out of leather.” There’s laughter, moaning, and at least one moment where someone says, “I didn’t know my leg could do that.”

Come on, it can’t hurt. Or I can make it hurt if that’s what’s required ??

If you’re looking for a man who’s lived a little, learned a lot, and still has plenty of fire left in the tank, drop me a message. Go on, it could be great ??

59 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

Verified Genuine Profile

*artnersinsin (47), Couple on 3 May 2026 by Meeting in person:
If you’re looking for someone who brings a perfect mix of charm good looks, humour, and reliability this is your man. He’s got that rare military precision in everything he does he is attentive, focused, and always ready to please. Pair that with his sharp wit and genuinely funny sense of humour and you’ve got someone who keeps things light, engaging and effortlessly enjoyable.His ability to pay attention to the smallest details makes you feel comfortable, seen, and pleased. Confident without ever being overbearing playful without losing that respectful edge he strikes a balance that’s hard to find in the world of fab.. To sum him up he is engaging company, vibrant energy and someone who absolutely knows how to deliver a memorable experience and though I often wish I could gate keep him lol I know offering him up is for the greater good and is my duty to womankind … Ps.. He’s a great ride , a great guy .. grab the chance if it arises (literally and figuratively) ??

*ecretDevils (56), Couple on 26 September 2025 by Meeting in person:
We have known this sexy man for many years. He was one of our first meets and have had lots and lots since ;) if you need someone that can play for ages, then throw this one a message! Looking forward to seeing you soon. Much love N&K xx

Friends

W (45) & J (48), Couple
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