We can sniff out a fake profile from 100 miles

Couple in Lightwater, South East, UK

... "Nobody what’s to see your gapping arse hole". 3 hours ago

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 3 hours ago

Bisexual Bisexual Bisexual

So if your straight, why bother messaging

Down as a couple but yet to be photo verified. Don’t bother. If you were a real couple, it’s the first thing you would do!

Lack of effort in messages. Don’t bother.

First sign of a fake, we delete and block. Been doing this for to long and can sniff out fakes from 100 miles away.

Ok, so now you get the message.

We are a full bisexual couple with a few years experience. We know what we are looking for so please, no bulshit. We know ever trick ever tried on this site

We can’t meet at a drop of a hat and the chances of us accommodating, is VERY rare these days.

We love the social side too. New friends is a massive turn on for us.

As you can see, we like cake and doughnuts so this comes with the side effects of wobbly bits.

If you like big white cocks, well, going to have to disappoint you. Mine is what you would call small but still makes Biher happy so that’s all I care about. FYI

Helen and Simon

Update from Helen….04/05/26

I’m not a slut, so don’t call me one. My hair is not rope, so don’t pull on it. I don’t like to chock or gag, so don’t push my head down onto your cock. And finally, my arse is a one way streak so don’t touch it. Apart from that, I’m all yours:)

Bihim

53 years old, Bisexual

5'8" 173cm
Ample
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
No piercings

Biher

48 years old, Bisexual

5'8" 173cm
Fabulous
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF)
Aged from 30 to 60
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Cross-dressing, Cuckolding, Cybersex, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports, Webcams

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Verified Genuine Profile

*ohnwick7 (36), Man on 31 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
What a wonderful, lovely couple x Thank you for the quick meet tonight x you are both lovely, and sexy and looking forward to meeting you guys for a longer encounter xx

*exy_valentino69 (40), Man on 14 July 2024 by Meeting in person:
Had a good company on Saturday evening at me1, really nice guys and easy to get on with. Hope to catch up again soon

*odger_rabbitt (42), Man on 27 September 2022 by Meeting in person:
I met this amazing couple one Sunday afternoon.....they were very welcoming into their home....and I wasn't disappointed when i got out of the shower and they was already playing on the bed....I enjoyed every minute of our time together and definitely looking forward to seeing them again next time I'm in the area ;)