Long Dick MacLean!

Man in Worsley, North West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 days ago

When I was a teenager I had this friend, and he had the sex business taped. He never failed; shagged everything. You know how the toast always falls butter side down? Well, girls always fell on their backs for him. I had a girlfriend, and when I mentioned this mate and his astonishing success to her, she laughed and said: “Well, you know, the thing about him is that he hates women.”

Hates women? How can you say he hates women? He does nothing but lurve them, and they’re apparently forming disorderly queues to be lurved. He’s hardly gay – how can you say he hates women? She did that sighing “Do I really have to explain this to you?” business that women do and replied: “Of course he’s not gay, gay men love women. It’s obvious he hates us; that’s why he has to bed so many.”

But I hate horses and I don’t have to ride a new one every Friday and Saturday. “No, you’re frightened of horses, that’s not the same thing – and you’re frightened of women.” I’m not. She smiled and that was pretty much the end of that.

I only mention this because it was the first of many, many arguments with many, many women in which I was apparently wrong but for no apparent reason. And although I’ve continued to engage in meaningful emotional discussions with those of the opposite sex, I never seem to learn that I will always be in the wrong. Wrong because of some sort of girl blindness. Wrong because I haven’t noticed something that’s staring, and occasionally slapping, me in the face. A later girlfriend told me on the way out of the door that “ignorance of the female is no excuse”.

I could no more draw you a map to what women want than a woman could read it.

On the face of it, of course, women want the same things men want. Equal pay, equal rights, equal protection, equal opportunity, equal respect, equal shares of your income and all the house. Women want to be hugged in the night, smiled at for no reason, surprised in a predictable way, and have the lid put back on the honey – but then those are all things I want as well.

I’ve learnt that women want to be offered things that they don’t really want. They don’t want to tell jokes, as a rule – they don’t particularly like jokes – but they do want you to make them laugh. It’s not the laugh they care about, it’s the fact that you’re making exhaustive efforts to make them laugh. Women like to flirt, but don’t much care for men who flirt. They want protection, but not paternalism. So don’t run round and open the car door, but do open the door to the restaurant. Carry the bag if it is full of vegetables, but not if it’s full of shoes.

And I’ve realised that when men argue, we keep things personal and singular. Women, on the other hand, escalate to third-party collective after the first shot. They become symbolic representatives for the whole gender. So a man will say, “You don’t know what I want,” but a woman will say: “You don’t know what women want.” There’s a difference. That’s all of them against just you. Don’t think you can turn round and say, “Well, you don’t know what men want,” because it’s as plain as the lump in your Y-fronts what men want, and every woman knows it.

It was another girlfriend who said: “You have no idea what women want.” Naturally, I replied: “Well, why don’t you tell me, then?” Leaving myself open for the checkmate riposte (note the “we” here) – “We want a man who knows what we want without having to be asked.” And that’s the best I can do in answering the question “What makes women happy?” If you have to ask, you’re not even close to knowing.

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Black

39 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 50
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Cuckolding, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Voyeurism

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*ensualityXXX (60), Couple on 22 October 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this very handsome gentleman at our first bbc party this weekend. Wow! What an introduction! This gent is very respectful, with a very special charm and an amazing, athletic body, much appreciated by Claire. Great conversation, very articulate and clearly very fit and upstanding ……. Claire enjoyed the special experience and we look forward to meeting him again. Mark and Claire xx

*iger13 (58), Couple on 21 October 2023 by Meeting in person:
Been too long since we meet this lovely sexy guy- joint is for a great little party and made sure Kate and Claire were truly pampered. Blessed with a very big special tool that he knows how to make two greedy bbc loving ladies happy. Tall dark handsome, a team player with a great smile so no surprise we can’t wait for next time ooo

*eilots (42), Couple on 12 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
We had the please of meeting this gentleman again last night and yet again he did not disappoint! If big is your thing then get in touch with him! We look forward to many more meets in the near future.

*eilots (42), Couple on 24 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
Well this guy is an absolute gentleman with an enormous cock! He is an expert in making you feel welcome and at ease but most importantly... he knows how to use what he has been blessed with. If you meet him be sure to take advantage of what is on offer. We are already discussing meeting him again.

*mber81 (43), Woman on 28 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
I was delighted to get chatting to this respectful and engaging man at No 3. I really enjoyed talking to him and sharing some time amazing time together. I felt totally comfortable with him and he listened to me properly. I didn't get to say goodbye and I am going to hope that means it is because I will get to see him again...?

*nicornsRreal (36), Woman on 14 November 2021 by Meeting in person:
Had a genuinely lovely meet with this gentleman, he is hung like a horse but was very respectful and made sure I was feeling ok throughout. After a couple of orgasms I was super relaxed and took it like a trooper. We had deep conversations and I really enjoyed his company. Until next time :)

*entenTea (55), Couple on 7 November 2021 by Meeting in person:
Meet this utterly handsome and charming chap a Cupids on 6th Nov, he has a gorgeous bod.. Had a good chat, it will certainly be fun to encounter him again.

*etitehornylady69 (38), Woman on 18 October 2021 by Meeting in person:
Wow what a night at Cupid's Saturday! I met this stunning guy there, and wanted him as soon as I saw him. Let's just say he lived up to my expectations and more. ;-)

*aintscouple (49), Couple on 28 April 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met this guy at cupids and sinner enjoyed playing with his big black cock through the glory hole in the couples room :)

*runobare (61), Couple on 13 April 2019 by Meeting in person:
A great night yesterday at Cupid's topped off with meeting this charming, considerate and very capable guy. Ravish really enjoyed herself and then some! Look forward to meeting again. :)

*iger13 (58), Couple on 6 April 2019 by Meeting in person:
Wow - that was what you call a great night- been way too long since we met this super sexy, lovely real man - Kate has got this special grin on her face today, anyone knowing her knows why- see yoon mmm

*cr_lady (46), Woman on 9 March 2019 by Meeting in person:
First guy to make me squirt and once I'd started I couldn't stop! Take a bow sir! Loved having his big cock filling my pussy and ass... what a magical night. Keep in touch! xx

*ife gone black (38), Couple on 13 January 2019 by Meeting in person:
Woohoo What a great evening with this guy and his mate , Tall, dark and so very handsome!! Met him at the bar already my mind is racing woo he asked me to play and invites his mate to help him XXX God what a seeing too many squirting orgasm'and spit roasts later we take a short break for the boys to recover and fuck did they XX had to get my hubby to take me home after this two and totally turn my legs to jelly and sent me to heaven xxxxx Joanne

*ueenofspades123 (52), Couple on 12 January 2019 by Meeting in person:
Not for the first time we met at Cupids and hopefully it isn't the last. This guy has it all. Handsome, intelligent, great body and a fantastic big thick cock. He gave me a fantastic fucking which I loved. Wow. This guy must be the best on Fab. OMG. Mmmm. XXxXX

*ife gone black (38), Couple on 12 November 2018 by Meeting in person:
What a great guy ,very polite and respectful man .I very much enjoyed our time together ,such a great tongue ,,, must see this guy again and again xxxxx Fantastic evening xxxxx Hope to see you at No3 club soon xxx

*ilochik (33), Woman on 8 November 2018 by Meeting in person:
We met this sexy charming goodlooking guy at number3 club I was just sitting at the bar when he caught my eye we instantly clicked and started having a laugh together one thing led to another and soon we were in one of the rooms And what a surprise i got omg big is not the word for his lovely thick cock He had to take it slow with me to start as his size was difficult to take but he soon got me soaking wet and we both started to cum at the same time i was screaming as he made me cum and wow one he is one of the best What a find ladies i will definately be meeting up again for a longer session x

*yhanyck (34), Couple on 15 October 2018 by Meeting in person:
Meet this guy in Cupids on Saturday! He's a great guy greart to chat to very polite! Hope to see you again soon !!

*weet September (42), Couple on 15 October 2018 by Meeting in person:
Lovely, delicious, polite, sexy gentleman! We spent a hot and steamy time with him and a friend in Cupids . Would like to see him again!D x

*awtypair18 (47), Couple on 15 October 2018 by Meeting in person:
Well what can I say after inviting this gorgeous guy into an private room things soon got naughty not only as he got a very thick and big cock he sure knows how to use it in all the right places that left me smiling all night And left me hungry for more until next time gorgeous xxx

*alo_top (37), Couple on 13 October 2018 by Meeting in person:
Chance meeting at Cupids’ cuckold event. He gatecrashed our night and sure glad he did. A kind, intelligent, gentle man in every way... expect for when he needs to be hung bull, fucking machine... lots and lots and lots of fun ;) here’s to next time... don’t pass him by.

*ueenofspades123 (52), Couple on 13 October 2018 by Meeting in person:
We met this great guy at Cupids last night. He is polite, respectful and easy to chat to. Intelligent, witty and very considerate. But best of all he is handsome, has a great body and a fantastic big, thick cock. I loved sucking it, feeling it.... no woman can resist. He then gave me fantastic fucking as I just managed to take his enormous cock. OMG. Wow. Mmmm. XXxXX

*issingus (55), Couple on 28 August 2018 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely, articulate, sexy gent last Friday evening... Easy to speak to and lots of fun in the bedroom... Looking forward to having that bbc again... L x

*heshiregirl (29), Woman on 20 August 2018 by Meeting in person:
Met this absolute gentleman in Cupid’s at the weekend! He took the time to talk to me, he’s very polite, respectful and intelligent as well as being a thrill in the bedroom! Will hopefully see him again soon!

*mor S (35), Couple on 25 June 2018 by Meeting in person:
Met this super hot gent with a rather insatiable Fb at Cupid’s recently. We were so happy when they walked in and began chatting to us, it wasn’t very long before we were all in the play rooms. Fucked on and off all night until the club closed! He is very fit, VERY well endowed and a really nice guy. Thanks for helping make our night incredible xXx

*elightz (53), Couple on 9 June 2018 by Meeting in person:
Wow, ladies this guy has it all. Absolute gent, great personality, good looking and a huge tool lol. Had a great time with him last night, won't go into detail but Omg I'm aching xx see you soon xx

*uckandbunny (44), Couple on 13 May 2018 by Meeting in person:
This lovely man brushed past me in Cupids and then took me up on the offer of joining us in a private room. He was gentle and respectful and I enjoyed my time with him very much.

*ot_so_innocent1 (34), Woman on 18 December 2017 by Meeting in person:
Met this absolute gent at Cupids xmas party. Had so much fun playing with him. Gorgeous, great body and incredible cock. If you spend time with him, you won’t be disappointed. Hopefully bump into him again soon x

*unny! (40), Woman on 25 October 2017 by Meeting in person:
I was reacquainted with this delicious gentleman last week! I forgot how edible his perfectly formed penis is! We had some spontaneous and horny group fun; I shared his cock with my friend and then he bent me over in front of all the onlookers and gave me one hell of a pounding! He’s not shy! He has the tools and he most certainly knows how to use them! He’s also an absolute gent and one of my favourites. Hope to see you at the next Black Magic x

*ueenofspades123 (52), Couple on 16 September 2017 by Meeting in person:
Met this gorgeous guy at Black Magic night in Cupids. He is polite, respectful and has got a cock to die for. Filled me completely and left me gagging for more. Can't wait to see this guy again and again. Xxx

*estaftermidnight (43), Couple on 3 September 2017 by Meeting in person:
Met this very polite, funny and genuine guy at Cupids last night. Had a good chat with him in the pool room and hope we get to see more of him soon xx

*forfuntimes (56), Couple on 9 July 2017 by Meeting in person:
Met ( and played) with this fantastic guy last night at Cupids. Extremely courteous and can hold a conversation whilst flirting at the bar. Then into one of the playrooms and does this guy know how to play... he has a decent weapon and knows how to use it.. will definitely see you again and would recommend him to anyone... xx

*itty and Topcat (49), Couple on 4 June 2017 by Meeting in person:
Met this polite sexy guy at cupids,we went to a private room for some fun,really nice confident guy made me gush then Topcat joined us for a threesome.wow if you are lucky enough to meet him you will be very happy ;) x kitty xx

*ik Naks (41), Couple on 29 May 2017 by Meeting in person:
Met this gentleman in Cupids last night and what more can we say that hasn't already been said? He treated us both with respect and can hold a conversation. Absolutely huge cock that Natalie took full advantage off. A great meet with a nice guy. See you soon x

*inYang Couple (46), Couple on 8 May 2017 by Meeting in person:
We meet B in Cupid on Saturday night. B showed me respect & softness, he took my lead. His body is hot, his moves are unforgettable. He is a polite, intelligent & very giving man. What an amazing time this man gives, hope to see you again. Sara Xx

*aynewill17 (44), Couple on 25 April 2017 by Meeting in person:
We met this guy last night, he is a real dreamboat ladies , he looks good, smells good and when the fun starts omg can he deliver, we would meet him again without hesitation hopefully sooner rather than later, I can't wait to do it all again . Xxxxx

*oodGirlGoneBlack (43), Woman on 17 April 2017 by Meeting in person:
Met this gorgeous guy in cupids on Saturday, he's a great guy greart to chat to very polite and amazing in bed hope to see you again soon x

*iger13 (58), Couple on 24 March 2017 by Meeting in person:
Polite, tall dark, handsome, sexy and also a pleasure to talk to, what else does a lady want? Ah yes, forgot- had superb steamy meeting at Cupids, what a great we had, need more mmmmm

*eanut Butter Cup (38), Woman on 24 March 2017 by Meeting in person:
Every time I went to the smoking shelter last night at Cupids he would appear 2 mins later.. either he was stalking me or just nicking my fags haha! Either way it worked and we found ourselves in a room together having some fun. Proper gentleman, checking I'm ok but smacking my bum as I head up the stair, perfect ;-) see you again in the smoke shelter some time!

*hirazx (46), Woman on 15 November 2016 by Meeting in person:
This guy is great. He satisfies in every way. Met him in a club and he fitted in perfectly. Great to play with although his BBC did make me cough a couple of times. Gorgeous to look at and a very friendly guy. Will look out for him again and again

*ustfun48 (60), Couple on 28 August 2016 by Meeting in person:
Well what can I say Lucky to see this perfect guy again. Thanks for a great night see you soon.... I hope R & A xx

*runobare (61), Couple on 22 August 2016 by Meeting in person:
Met this genuine guy on Sat night at Cupids. Very pleasant and respectful ... and certainty has the equipment and ability to fulfil and thoroughly please. Would definitely play again! :)

*reston Hotwife (50), Couple on 14 August 2016 by Meeting in person:
Had the great pleasure of meeting this genuine and very sexy guy last night at Cupids. Had great fun exploring his amazing body. Hot sex steamed the windows!.. Dont let this gent pass you by... Hope to meet again soon. xx

*zBleu (47), Woman on 4 August 2016 by Meeting in person:
Met this gorgous sexy fella yesterday at No 3's Greedy Girl Party. Hope to get chance to take advantage myself in the near future :) MzBleu