The Funniest and most Honest profile on here - You know what to do!!

Man in Peterborough, East Midlands, UK

Joined: 5 months ago
Last on: 4 days ago

Recently moved to Costa Del Peterborough around 4 months ago, moved into a new apartment just off the bay of la passport office and la football ground lol…. They say you can take people to the highest heights, well I can do one better, well the 5th floor for starters so I’m nearly there right, I have a great view of the car park and distant picturesque views of all the takeaways, lucky I know.

Get in touch Female or a Couple or both you will not be disappointed I’m funny I think, honest does that mean anything on here lol, and I know what I’m doing you have only got to ask …… no pressure I don’t beg if it’s a no it’s a no, Cel La Vie as they say in Yorkshire “ no way give over “ oh yeah that’s where I’m from originally so if your not convinced already to send me a message then I know you definitely are now ha.

On Telegram and WhatsApp if you prefer more private chats.

Give me a chance im blowing out my arse here to try and get some attention I know you’ll make the right decision for every one.

Now it’s over to you !!!

Ryan

50 years old, Straight

5'9" 175cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

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Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 65
Won't meet smokers

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Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cross-dressing, Cuckolding, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports, Webcams

The Funniest and most Honest profile on here - You know what to do!!

Man in Peterborough, East Midlands, UK

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