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Couple in West, Wales, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 month ago

Hi,

Non professional couple, but we dont read the Sun, we do however, drink Pimms, eat organic cus cus, own our house, and have a 13.5 tog duck down duvet. We don't shop in Aldi's or Lidl's, but we are quite happy to mix with 'ordinary types'..

We also like to do our bit for the planet by drinking our own bathwater..how middle class is that!!!?!?

Happily married for about 27 years.

Had a bash at 'soft swinging' 13 years ago, loved it, but we don't bother anymore.

We are looking for cam fun on the comp....with friendly, non pushy couples who, like ourselves, have a sense of humour, are easy going and able to hold an intelligent conversation

('veeeery nice' 'do you squirt luv?' 'fancy a cam wank?' and..'wanna watch me cum hun' ISN'T intelligent conversation chaps!)

'COUPLES' with.... 'broken cams' or who's female partner is 'in bed', 'out', 'asleep', 'watching T.V', 'shopping', 'up her mums', 'changing some slates on the roof' or, has had a severe case of death..need not apply...you will be sussed out, .....pal!.

Mr Cam is a 'blokey' bloke! and into all the normal blokey bloke stuff, leaving toe nail clippings on the floor next to the bed and laughing when people fall over etc...despite always looking miserable, he has a great sense of humour...a natural born piss taker/wind up merchant.

He is straight, he cant even eat a banana without heaving!

Mrs Cam describes herself as a BBW and is quite conscious of it, so please, if you feel that larger ladies are not for you, or your partner then simply look somewhere else.

She is Bi with the right type of person i.e, a woman.

Not into drugs, but we do enjoy the occasional drink or ten.

Ok, we are not the most adventurous on here, but we are, grounded, genuine, and, apparently, according to our verification's, are fun and good company on cam/chatting

There's no need to wonder what we look like, its really highly unlikely that you will want to meet us anyway, especially if your hardened swingers, but as you have bothered to read this far..we're 'ok', marks out of ten, 6 ish 7 on a sunny day with no tail wind.

So,if your still awake, feel free to get in touch, we would love to hear from you.

We will always reply

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YABBADABBADOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

63 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Average
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

61 years old, Bi-curious

5'6" 168cm
Ample
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF)
Aged from 50 to 60 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Webcams, Watersports, Voyeurism, Toys, Safe Sex, Oral, Cybersex

Verified Genuine Profile

*raig (71), Couple on 31 October 2011 by Webcam:
Mrs Camswing is back!!! What a sexy teasing lady she is.Beautiful, voluptuous and great fun.Hope we see more of you.

*raig (71), Couple on 22 June 2010 by Webcam:
Wow what a night......such a warm sexy couple. Lots of chat and even more action. If you get the chance cam with them do so...you wil not regret it.

*rivate parts (69), Couple on 12 March 2010 by Webcam:
A couple with great conversation and a wicked sense of humour. Had a great time with our clothes on, whats it going to be like with them off ;-)xxx

Friends

Mike (56) & Marie (55), Couple