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Sexy nerds done good.

Couple in Southampton, South East, UK   TickPhoto VerifiedOn mobile site

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 months ago


Well hello there!

Firstly, thank you for reading our profile. We shall try to keep it relatively short and sweet (much like us), but chances are, we’ll ramble on.

What are we looking for?

Well, we love the social side of the lifestyle - so we like meeting new people and getting to know them. We’re mostly into couples and single ladies. We like soft and full swap but we rarely play on a first date.

About us

Cat is a delightfully sexy lady with awesome curves, great boobs and a wonderful naughty streak (she also likes naughty steak). She’ll snap her fingers and things will always get moving - not in a Thanos way.

Dog is a bearded fella that will entertain you for hours (and maybe even do some sex stuff too) and keep your attention with his handsome features. Some might say (mostly him) that he’s been called the iron man of his generation.

We’re both card carrying nerds so if you know your Pokemon from your Mandy Patinkin or your Jaws to Jurassic Park - you’ll score extra points with us.

If you’re messaging us, please try not to use text speak or single word messages. We like to think we’re worth a little effort. We’re not asking for war and peace though!

Anywho, if you like us, get in touch and if you have a question - well, do the same!

Xxx

s

46 years old, Straight

5'8"  173cm
Average
Non smoker
Regular drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

c

50 years old, Bisexual

5'5"  165cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Regular drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Men Women
Aged from 25 to 53
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Group Sex, Oral, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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*eamH (43), Couple on 4 September 2019 by Meeting in person:
After a couple of socials with Cat and Dog we planned a meet at VA. Our first trip there. What a night! These guys really know how to have fun and get the party going with some fun games. MissH was truly spoiled by them both if you get a chance to meet these guys, trust us you'll have a whale of a time. Both hot and totally sexy!

*eamH (43), Couple on 6 August 2019 by Meeting in person:
We spent another lovely evening with these guys. Food, drink and great company. They are a comedy double act and have you laughing all night. Can't wait for our schedules to align for a naughty date in the near future. X

*eamH (43), Couple on 12 July 2019 by Meeting in person:
We met these guys for a social this week. They're great company, sexy and make you feel completely at ease. Hopefully we'll get to see them both again soon.

*isnerds (39), Couple on 30 June 2019 by Meeting in person:
We met this lovely couple for some outrageous cocktails. Lots of great chat, felt like old friends from the off. They are fun, intelligent people with the added bonus of being great to look at too! Very sexy. We hope that we get the chance to explore more!! But first we are off to see if these things really do glow in the dark. :-) Xxx

*sSforfun (41), Couple on 15 April 2019 by Meeting in person:
After chatting with these for a while we finally got a chance to see them in the flesh. Sorry for terrifying you at the door when you had a arm full of bags looking travel chic. Time with this pair was brief but good to have met you both.

*exybristolcouple (54), Couple on 7 April 2019 by Meeting in person:
These two brought a touch of passion and smiling class to our recent SBC7 weekend party. One of the highlights of the event was watching C & D as they enjoyed each other in a crowded room of horny couples - watching her stunning body in those crotchless knickers was quite something!! They are absolutely delicious and our only regret was that we didn’t get to play with them - we hope that we will get to see them again soon so that we can rectify that x x Thank you both, you were a real hit - come again soon please x x

*aspergemgem (40), Couple on 23 March 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met these two at a recent sbc party. She was absolutely gorgeous and he's a good looking fella too! The conversation and laughs flowed freely and it's a shame we didn't manage to take things further. Until the next time. Xxx

*isCockHerTail (42), Couple on 12 March 2019 by Meeting in person:
We have had the pleasure of meeting this couple both socially and more intimately and they are real treat to spend time with pants on or off. We were delighted to be invited to their house for drinks, beautifully cooked food, a relaxing dip in the tub, stimulating conversation and an even more stimulating time in the bedroom. They are beautiful through and theroux and there was a definite naked attraction. We felt so relaxed in their company that Mrs even let them see something she had promised to save until date five! Hopefully this is just the start of many more fun nights together XX

*urple Mamba (34), Woman on 11 February 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple on their first visit in February. Both witty and attractive, they chatted with other members with ease. This couple are an easygoing pair and a pleasure to host for, hope to see again soon here in the Midlands. X

*isCockHerTail (42), Couple on 27 January 2019 by Meeting in person:
We were a little nervous before our meeting but this lovely couple put us at ease straight away. The conversation (and drink) flowed easily and the hours flew by in the blink of an eye. They are a real pleasure to spend time with and we hope to get a chance to spend more time with them in the future.

*irty130 (43), Couple on 16 January 2019 by Meeting in person:
We’re pleased to confirm that this delightful duo joined us last weekend at the Winter BRISTOL Social (January 2019) --- This was Bristol’s busiest swingers’ social event to date. Something we couldn’t have achieved without you. See you both soon xx.

*play4u (43), Couple on 3 December 2018 by Meeting in person:
Spentthis evening chatting and swapping swing stories with this lovely couple. Both very easy on the eye and fun to be around. Hopefully we can meet up again soon and see thier naughty side. Thanks for a relaxed evening. See you soon xx

*usie Wong (55), Woman on 7 October 2018 by Meeting in person:
Thank you for attending party last night X Lovely to meet you again .Such a lovely couple who are very sexy and fun xxxx hope to see you again soon xxSusie

*herriBunn (36), Woman on 3 October 2018 by Meeting in person:
Been involved in a pre CHIC group chat with these for a little while, really friendly, full of laughs and great advice on sexy lingerie and beautiful shoes! Spotted them a few times enjoying themselves throughout the evening but never an opportune moment to say our hellos properly until the end of the evening when we said goodbye. Hope our paths cross again soon x

*hakespears Swingers (51), Couple on 1 October 2018 by Meeting in person:
What a fun night! Loads of laughs with this sexy and funny couple plus some parallel parking naughtiness too. Thanks to him for helping W overcome her fear of beards and her for her gorgeousness and most excellent kissing. Not forgetting those incredible shoes! M+W xx

*ootandgrowl (39), Couple on 2 September 2018 by Meeting in person:
One of the most genuine and lovely couples we have had the pleasure of meeting. We had a fantastic evening socialising over dinner, discussing our experiences, exchanging funny stories and sharing geeky fandom. Not only are they fun to be around, they're as gorgeous as their pictures would have you believe. We really look forward to meeting them again. X

*explorers2 (65), Couple on 20 August 2018 by Meeting in person:
It was an absolute pleasure to have this gorgeous couple at our party looking truly wonderful they lit up the occasion.

*ptimists (59), Couple on 6 August 2018 by Meeting in person:
If you are looking for a sexy, chilled, quirky evening of laughs and great sex...these are the guys for you. They are both lovely people who know what this weird life is all about. See you soon guys xx

*JRScouple (46), Couple on 22 April 2018 by Meeting in person:
Another fantastic evening/night/ early morning with our friends catanddog. We were absolutely spoilt rotten and had a fabulous time. If you get a chance to meet this attractive, intelligent and amazingly sexy couple please don't pass it up. Thanks guys, we can't wait to see you again soon x

*r Sci-Fi and Spanglish (39), Couple on 9 April 2018 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple on friday night for a meal and a few drinks, had an amazing time chatting the evening away. These guys are a real find, attractive inside and out. Hoping to meet again in the future. R&R x

*eanflixandwill (40), Couple on 9 April 2018 by Meeting in person:
They say good things come to those who wait... and it certainly was a long wait for the uber home ;-) Seriously though, all jokes aside this extremely sexy pair kept us captivated throughout the evening into the early hours. C is a seductive soft feline with an impeccable arse, S is an excitable wizard with a mystical wand who knows how to please the ladies. Thanks again for the perfect company, endless giggles and hot playtime, until next time xxx

*tomiccouple500 (34), Couple on 28 March 2018 by Meeting in person:
we met cat and dog for a lovely meal. conversation just flowed, just wish it didnt have to finish as was getting late. would definately recommend meeting this lovely couple, hopeful we will get to see a little more next time however what a show from the table behind ????

*eanflixandwill (40), Couple on 11 March 2018 by Meeting in person:
Met this intriguing couple at SWALKS after a few messages back and forth on here. Both are very approachable and easy to strike up a conversation with, whether it be about films or fucking, with the added bonus of being attractive as well. Especially C's arse. Wow. Looking forward to seeing much more of these two in the future where we'll try to keep all glasses and chairs intact :-D X

*JRScouple (46), Couple on 4 March 2018 by Meeting in person:
Our very first meet and catanddog were quite simply amazing. We couldn't of asked for a better couple to hold our hands through our first experience. He is very chatty, likeable and instantly put us at ease. She is extremely sexy, affectionate and just gorgeous. We had a lovely meal, drinks and then back to theirs for lots of fun. We really hope to see them again soon.

*exydorsetduo (46), Couple on 29 January 2018 by Meeting in person:
What more can we say other than ‘wow’? After a really enjoyable social where we felt instantly at ease with this gorgeous couple, we finally got round to a night of hands-on action. A fun night out with a few drinks and plenty of giggles and belly laughs preceded us all heading back to the hotel. What went on behind closed doors will stay between us (though we pity anyone within earshot trying to get any sleep that night), but suffice to say we left with huge grins and an even bigger desire to hook up with this fantastic duo again. Cat is utterly stunning and a pleasure to spend time with, while dog is a real gentleman - though he’s willing to be thoroughly rude when the situation calls for it :) Until next time,guys - we’re already scouring the diary to get something sorted!

*WALKS (42), Couple on 18 December 2017 by Meeting in person:
Thank you for coming along to the S.W.A.L.K.S Christmas party, always good to see this sexy couple, we look forward to seeing you both again in 2018....Merry Christmas from the team at S.W.A.L.K.S

*eeT (43), Couple on 17 December 2017 by Meeting in person:
Thank you both for last night. We had a very nice time and really enjoyed your company - You both made us rookies feel very relaxed and it was great to get a chance to get to know you both a bit better. We learnt a lot and got a lot of our own thoughts on this hobby recomfirmed which is reassuring this early on on our journey. And a lovely choice of venue - Sorry if we were a bit underdressed ;) xx

*WALKS (42), Couple on 4 December 2017 by Meeting in person:
Thank you for coming along to S.W.A.L.K.S at the weekend, it is down to guests like this wonderful couple that makes our events so popular, we look forward to seeing you both again in the future....from the team at S.W.A.L.K.S

*exydorsetduo (46), Couple on 27 November 2017 by Meeting in person:
We’d been looking forward to meeting cat and dog for a social as we had a really good feeling that we would all get along really well - and we weren’t disappointed! We could have talked to them all night (though we can also think of more interesting things to do with them all night) and our time together flew past. We really can’t wait to organise another meeting soon and next time we hope to have even more fun with this gorgeous fun couple.

*lpnextdoorUK (39), Couple on 12 September 2017 by Meeting in person:
We had a great social with this couple Saturday night . Started of by meeting in a bar and having a bit of a catch up over drinks . Dog was charming and had us enthralled with there stories since are last meet. The rain definitely stop Cat from looking hot and with a lot of leg on show she definitely had temperatures rising . After a few drinks we decided to drop them off home when we was lucky enough to be offered a coffee and an episode of a popular swinging program :-) . After a few episodes , some more chatting a card game made an appearance and some light hearted fun ensued. This meet may not have gone to plan this time but it was still very erotic and more importantly fun and breezy . Also we past the kiss test :-) bonus !!!!! no bath robe next time either and maybe put some heels on for hight ;-) x Xxxrich n chazxxx

*ythichoney (51), Couple on 3 September 2017 by Meeting in person:
Always a pleasure meeting catanddog and yet again didn't disappoint. Fantastic to chat and share stories with. Cat is a naturally stunning with an infectious personality and a lady who turns heads and deserves attention.Dog, a friendly genuinely decent guy who likes to entertain people in his company. Thanks for your time last night guys and cat...thems the best humps we ever did see Lol;) xx

*lpnextdoorUK (39), Couple on 17 August 2017 by Meeting in person:
There's times on fab when you meet couples an you think Jesus Christ almighty ! Do you nuts wanna play cards or do you wanna fucking jerk off!? Well we hear that these guys do both :-) We will try sketch a brief picture of this dynamic duo . Dog is a pocket rocket made by stark industries . This guy is so full of life and laughter you would think he's on skoomer . Great sense of humour too what a live wire ! Cat is a very attractive woman ....pointing out the obvious we know !!! an tight little body built for boogies and we can't wait to see her wagging finger and the wrist action that comes with it :-). sum up in two words .......clever girl Can you guess what it is yet ! I can't lie to you about your chances, but...you have my sympathies. They are two very sexy party animals who always have a drink in hand and a smile in tow x Here's to swimming' with bowlegged women ! Xxxrich n chazxxx

*lassyandmessi (57), Couple on 6 August 2017 by Meeting in person:
Wow what can we say?? We had a fabulous evening with this delightful and sexy couple. We started the evening with a great meal, plenty of drinks and with lots of laughs. Then back to ours for an amazing sexy card game which was a starter for a horny evening. We really enjoyed your company and look forward to seeing you again.xx

*lpnextdoorUK (39), Couple on 3 July 2017 by Meeting in person:
We had the immense pleasure of meeting this sexy twosome at the S.W.A.L.K.S social on Saturday . S is a pocket sized tony stark with lots of charisma and the looks to match . What a bloody great guy !!!!! C is simply breath taking , the beauty of a goddess with a fantastic body and deep desirable eyes . These two are fun , easy going and have the greatest sense of humour . We would count ourselves one very lucky couple if we got to see a lot more of these two and get them to show off their pop cultures ;-). Hottest nerds we've ever met x Xxxrich n chazxxx

*WALKS (42), Couple on 3 July 2017 by Meeting in person:
Great to see this wonderful couple again at S.W.A.L.K.S. Thank you for coming along and adding to another great evening. We look forward to seeing you again in the future... from the team at S.W.A.L.K.S

*irDandSub (49), Couple on 23 April 2017 by Meeting in person:
Met this fun couple at the fareham social. They are a great looking couple who appear to be embracing the lifestyle at their own pace ticking off their own desires and fantasies.! He is a chilled,outgoing fun guy, she is a sexy lady, with a fab smile and a glint in her eye. These two are a couple to meet and get to know. We hope to catch up again soon! With her wearing her thigh high boots :-)

*irtyplaythings (45), Couple on 22 April 2017 by Meeting in person:
Met this beautiful couple briefly this evening. Beautiful beaming personalities. Would love to meet up again soon.

*eeandelle (52), Couple on 21 April 2017 by Meeting in person:
Wow! What an evening. From the first moment we met, this extremely sexy couple put us at ease. We loved listening to their stories and they were funny, intelligent and entertaining company throughout the evening. The sore heads this morning after too many cocktails were certainly worth it xxx

*ythichoney (51), Couple on 10 April 2017 by Meeting in person:
What a fantastic couple. From the first few words spoke this couple had us in stitches. Very friendly funny and damn hot too. Great attitude and a real enthusiastic outlook. Can't wait to meet them again xx

*WALKS (42), Couple on 10 April 2017 by Meeting in person:
Thank you for coming along to our social event and adding to the great atmosphere, we look forward to seeing you again in the future... from the team at S.W.A.L.K.S

*uttyandbee (60), Couple on 27 February 2017 by Meeting in person:
we met this couple in all their glory at the latest chapter in the wonderland adventure. in their brilliant costumes they were the life and soul of the party. it was great to see you both having such a great night, and we are confident that if you keep following that dammed rabbit our paths will cross again. until then take care xxx

*ollow the White Rabbit (50), Couple on 24 February 2017 by Meeting in person:
There were so many sex people at our Wonderland Event at Murder Mile Studios, Catanddog were right up there with them all, we have chatted with them both for a week or so before the event when the joined our WhatsApp group. He is a charming guys with some great talents, very funny and has a health interested in Dungeon activities, She is a very sexy lady and looked amazing in her SteamPunk outfit, Im sure the people in the service station or shop you visited on the why the the rabbit hole entrance thought that too. We know you both loved your visit and we look forward to seeing you both again very soon when you Follow the White Rabbit xx

*hapeShifter (36), Woman on 21 February 2017 by Meeting in person:
Nice meeting you both. Proper canny, good looking and great banter. Enjoy your adventures!

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