Fun, cheeky and sarcasm fluent

Man in Liverpool, North West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 month ago

If your looking for someone who won’t do your head in? Run. Joking I’m sound, plus I’d catch you anyway muhahahaha

If your looking for someone to have no faults. Run. Not joking here I’m afraid, I’m emotionally bruised, mentally steady, (but one more fictional breakdown away from men in white coats taking me away). I’m also a black belt in Origami, a keen amateur gynaecologist (I know crude right? Ha), I’m cheeky, trustworthy, open, non judgemental, just be you and keep it real.

Manners cost nothing so manners make th the man.

Most often asked questions to me? Save you some time coz I’m cool like that

How are you single?

Coz I don’t have a partner is the short answer!

Will you meet me for a game of ping pong on a first meet?

It’s strange that fictionally a lot of you women ask this oddly specific question, almost enough for you to question it’s validity but first, let me just say you look amazing today, go smile at yourself in the mirror and appreciate your beauty. So as I was saying I can’t play ping pong as I don’t play ping pong, I bleed ping pong ha

it’s all bizniz to me, just accept it won’t happen and let’s move on to the final most often asked questions that are completely truthfully not blag at all

Can you handle me?

I can handle anything as long as I am made to at gunpoint, or with a spoon depending on the type of spoon, defo sporks.no one but me knows how sporks are made? A Fork Fork’s a Spoon and 9 months later a Spork is born.

I guarantee you’ve never read as much about how Sporks are made and won’t again thankfully.

So if your stunning, blind, dumb, dyslexic and or a lottery winner with a fetish for cheeky scousers then feel free to come discuss your the terms of your surrender ?????

Confident in myself and my ability to always be able to make the worst jokes possible yeno just to help at the most inconvenient moments.

Not sure if it matters but it’s been mentioned that I am 420 friendly though not an issue if not,

Any questions fire away. Though sure I’ve already answered PQAs

Im not on here 24/7, sit down for this before shock gets you, but I do have a busy private life just like most.

I am aware I’ve literally typed nothing about myself sexually, happy to discuss further at right time as that’s why we’re here.

Come and have a laugh x

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Cheeky

43 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Athletic
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 50
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams

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