Consenting adult seeking others.

Man in Ryton, North East, UK

Joined: 7 weeks ago
Last on: 6 hours ago

Time for a rewrite...

50-something fella. Divorced and single. Professional, erudite, clean, respectful, probably on the spectrum but too late in the day to do anything about it. I live alone with my cat and whatever the fuck is in my aquarium.

Physically I'm on the chubbier side, but trying to do something about it. Balding (thanks Male Pattern Baldness!!), but otherwise hirsute. Sometimes have a beard but sometimes don't. 5'9" tall (I'm trying to lose weight but there's fuck all I can do about my height - sorry!). I'd say I'm decent looking, but others might say I'm a proper minger. Yet others might think I'm totes gorge, or whatever the kids are saying these days.

I love reading, listening to (and trying to play) music, watching films (especially horror and cult stuff). I like to think I've got a decent sense of humour and - very occasionally - have the odd interesting thing to say. Also, I'm a really, really good cook. Like, seriously, I'm a catch-and-a-half ??.

I'm looking for M/F and F/F (yeah right) couples for fun and filthy get-togethers or socials, but I'm primarily looking for a woman to join me on this weird and wonderful journey through life, sex and rock'n'roll.

I'm more than happy to meet for a coffee first (in fact it's preferable).

I'm free most evening and weekends and some weekdays when I'm not at work. I can drive, happy to meet at mine, yours or a hotel, but not overly keen on meeting outdoors.

I have face pics to send on request.

If I wink, it's because I've seen something on your profile that has caught my attention. I'll send a message if you wink back - this way, nobody's time is wasted.

Happy fabbing!

Clem

52 years old, Bisexual

5'9" 175cm
Ample
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 30 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Cybersex, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports

Verified Genuine Profile

*oodtoshare2 (61), Couple on 15 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
I've known Clem for years socially. What a gent. Well groomed and presented with a real kinky side. Very genuine. Spend some time getting to know him, I guarantee you won't be disappointed.

Friends

Chris (61) & Katie (58), Couple