Jezebel - Certified Silly Goose

Woman in Newton Abbot (kinkykerswell), South West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: online now!

I’m just here looking for an old rich man on his death bed who has no living relatives.

You don’t have to be a cuck but it would work in your favour if you are

If anyone’s looking for their future wife to be a slut…. I’m right here ;)

My ex used to get off on being called a pindicked maggot dicked pathetic little loser then left me coz I called him dull… cucks are weird… but I still want another one

Please note - if I tell you you’ve got a little clitty, it’s not required you become the vagina surrounding that, that’s taking the role too seriously. Happy to discuss middle ground, communication is key and all that ;)

I was in a situationship for years where i had a cuck and no bull (imagine having a fussy cuck smh) I’m now in a situation where I have a bull and no cuck…. Why is the Lord testing me like this

Cucks please form an orderly queue and give me your keys and let me bully you

I’ve been blocked, ghosted, hated, never been told I’m bad in bed tho, just saying ;)

SC - if you’ve unblocked me and are reading this, what are you doing here, looking for the lost spark? Fuck offfffff dishwater. Bless, must be like a car crash, you just can’t look away….

If you knew me in my party days, I party no more :) seems a lot of people need this update haha

To all the MaNnErS cOsT nOtHiNg brigade - If I had to filter through and politely decline the amount of messages I get a day it would be a full time job so unless you’re paying me stfu

Also guys, if you send a woman a dick pic in 0.5x zoom, we don’t think it’s massive, we just get suspicious, so behave

I think fab should have an option in the profile write ups where men have to specify their dick size and shape, if I have to specify I’m fat (curvy), you should have to specify if you have a chode or a shrimp dick. Fairs fair.

Totally putting all the other cool stuff from my previous bio write up here when I can be arsed, coz that was some seriously funny shit.

Laters losers xx

33 years old, Bisexual

5'4" 163cm
Curvy
Smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
More than 5 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cross-dressing, Cuckolding, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports, Webcams

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*r90 (36), Man on 5 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
Another evening full of passion and amazing sex. Thanks to whoever she got on the rebound from. Shes incredible and know mine. X

*r90 (36), Man on 3 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
Awesome lady, have been chatting for a while now and finally got a chance to meet up after catching her eye with a dick pic with her username Sharpied on it - shows I read her profile lol. Such a really sexy lady and had so much fun, bring on the next meet x

*lay with me 777 (45), Man on 7 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
This Lass is an absolute gem ! We’ve been friends off fab for many years . Please guys and gals treat her nicely .

*icelad11 (38), Man on 12 September 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this amazing lady was only a quick meet but she sucked me good and I filled her good too can wait for the next time

*irLickalot24 (30), Man on 2 January 2025 by Meeting in person:
Had a good time with this one. Definitely seeing her again, head was amazing and she shares her quality streets!

*orquaylad95 (30), Man on 8 December 2024 by Meeting in person:
Wow what can I say I meet this girl for some amazing outside fun , she knows how to work a cock with her mouth. I hope you liked them cum filled pants

*outhwestsi (39), Man on 14 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Another amazing meeting with daddy’s little girl 10 years of amazing blowjobs, fucks and best of all laughs this stunner will cheer you up on your darkest days just don’t let her near your dad lol x

*R_WooD85 (40), Man on 12 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
i've known this absolute stunner for a few years now and met her on many occasions. got so much time for this amazing woman, she is awesome on so many levels. sexy as fuck!! always leave not wanting to leave lol. every time is amazing with you little miss melty ???? xxx

*raig-Newman (38), Man on 21 May 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met a while back and she is absolutely amazing. Gorgeous looks, great figure and very playful. Plus able to hold down a conversation which is nice. Hopefully meet up again soon x

*evonTantra (55), Man on 23 April 2024 by Meeting in person:
Well ladies and guys, you are in for a treat if you meet this woman. What a lovely woman who is so intelligent and easy to connect with. We spent a lovely night together, hopefully the first of many. After a great time chatting we had a great night of sensual passion. She's a great kisser and things just get better from a great start. Please treat her with the respect she deserves. I can't recommend her highly enough. Until the next time xxxx

*anishtt (36), Man on 12 February 2024 by Meeting in person:
Great girl, in the door, exchange pleasantries, then down to business, what fab should be all about, wonderful sucking skills, loved seeing her take my full length and gag for me, fantastic pussy to slide straight into as well, will meet again!

*evonlad181 (35), Man on 31 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
Truth be told I honestly felt that I was walking into the lion’s den didn’t know what to expect minutes after both of us being ourselves clicked and chatted and bantered for hours on end was like knowing her for ages excited my mind which made everything more intense must add left it months before finally meeting me and was one of a kind especially someone who likes dancing as much as me till the next time xxxx

*oderick200 (58), Man on 23 March 2023 by Meeting in person:
Just had a very sexy meet with this girl, so glad she’s back! If you get the chance of a invite I would grab it with both hands , she’s what fab is all about ! See you soon sexy girl

*olihull fun 69 (45), Man on 10 August 2019 by Meeting in person:
Wow hot hit the spot funny and sexy knows what she wants cant wait to meet again

*osshoney666 (40), Man on 2 April 2017 by Meeting in person:
Socially she is awesome. Every thing you want an is one of the few I can't get enuf of.with her gorgeous body I cud not stop touching she is one of the best iv ever had.grate skills on her, ;)

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