Quirky professional seeks horny weirdness

Woman in Somewhere, Cornwall, South West, UK

Joined: 9 weeks ago
Last on: 7 days ago

Please don't send Mills and Boon-esque blow by blow accounts of what you'd like to do to me. You may think it's hot, but I think it's cringe and I'm hitting that delete button asap.

If you want to increase your chances of being read, please attach a photo or two (I don't mind a cock shot but I need a bit more to go on if I'm going to meet you).

I like the naughty taboo stuff, weird shit and older guys.

Foolishly deleted my profile yesterday, will add some dazzlingly brilliant prose dreckly.

Edit: please DO NOT send me messages about illegal practices with minors. I WILL report it.

50 years old, Straight

5'3" 160cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women
Aged from 30 to 99 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Quirky professional seeks horny weirdness

Woman in Somewhere, Cornwall, South West, UK

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Meeting

Interests

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