Only on here to chat to old friends at the moment

Couple in Bradford, North West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

Having a break and only on here to chat

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NOW PLEASE READ THE BOTTOM BIT FIRST

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Hi and thanks for taking the time to read our profile and not going straight to the pictures.

We have been swinging for a number of years now and have met some great couples and the odd single. Its not something we do every weekend unfortunately. We like to try and arrange something when our shifts match up and we have the same days off.

Jayne is over 60, and is 5` tall with a 36D bust, shaved and pierced pussy and is very bi...

Den is 60, 6" tall, well built and is also shaven and vasectamised. (No tadpoles here :-)

We are both fully shaven most of the time.lol

We would really like to meet another genuine couple who are just as just as keen as us to explore new heights in sexual fulfillment. Maybe that elusive single bi fem as well. Yeah I know, were asking a lot.lol

We may also consider the occasional single guy, or group of single guys!

We are not Barbie and Ken lookalikes and don't pretend to be. We are just your average horny couple and are looking for the same.

We are not bothered about size, age, race or disability, all that we ask is that you be honest and up front as we are.

Basically, we are not picky and will shag anyone with a pulse, and even that is open to discussion.lol

We are not too keen one night stands but we never rule them out if the situation is right.

Initially, we would meet up for a drink and a chat to see how we get along, then who knows! We have been known to play on the first date if everyone is in agreement and we all get on.

When we meet a couple or a single guy, we like the sexy fun to last all night long. Do you think you can keep up with us all night?

I'm currently out of work, but start a new job next week, and Jayne works as a senior care assistant. We both work shifts and get one weekend off every 3 weeks, although we don't rule out weekday meets. (On a night, not during the day unless its at Isis on a Weds or Fri afternoon)

Jaynes hidden piercings are one nipple and her clit.

We are always open to new suggestions. The only limits are your imagination. Into same/separate room fun.

Jayne loves sexy outfits and toys, giving and receiving oral with both men and women.

Jaynes specialty is a Bacardi Breezer blow job. (note from Den, guys, you haven't lived until you have tried one of these:)

As you may have gathered, Jayne can be a very dirty girl at times! She loves it long and hard doggy style and can be quite a squirter at times.

She occasionally likes anal and DP if turned on enough.

Sorry, but it is impossible for us to accommodate!

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SINGLE GUYS, PLEASE READ THIS BIT BEFORE SENDING A MESSAGE

To the single guys, if you want to message us, then please do, but you must have a face pic on your profile.. If you don't meet this requirement, then we are NOT interested and you will be ignored and blocked. Our blocked list is extensive, but there is still plenty of room left.. The same applies if you only have a photo of a cock.

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WE ARE NOT INTO THE FOLLOWING:-

Soft swap. (That's for beginners)

Dogging. (way too dodgy and we don't fancy getting arrested)

Camming (unless we know you personally, so do not ask)

Phone sex. (its more fun watching paint dry)

We have lots of pics to share with genuine people.

Please do not bother sending messages, or friend invites if you don't have a pic on your profile. Sorry, but I said it twice now just in case you missed it the first time.

Den and Jayne xxx

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Now before you jump straight in and start emailing us wanting to arrange a meet, there is something we feel we should point out.

Den suffers from Psoriasis. He has quite a few red spots on his body (not on the important bits.lol). If you don't know what this is or have never heard of it, check it out on Google..

Its not something you can catch from somebody, as it is hereditary.

At the moment, he has just started on light treatment and it should hopefully be completely cleared up in the next couple of months.

If you think it will in anyway bother you, then I would advise you to move on and look for another couple.

War and peace ends.lol

Den and Jayne xxx

jayne

67 years old, Bisexual

5'0" 152cm
Curvy
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

den

66 years old, Bisexual

6'0" 183cm
Curvy
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 69
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Watersports, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, SM, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Rimming, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Cuckolding, Cross-dressing, Blindfolds, Anal, Adult Parties

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