Looking for nice classy couples . No single guys please

Couple in Utopia, North West, UK

Joined: 5 months ago
Last on: 2 weeks ago

We are not malicious, mean nor scary, though her stare it curdles dairy, now of my hands I know they’re not the cleanest, but despite her stumpy toe, my goiter and her pose, we’d really like to have a fun connection.

We’ve got no scars, lumps, or bruises, certainly nothing here that oozes, sorry, but not as forward as we seem. So, if you’re not uncouth blighters, bad-mannered, or them biters, your thing may well be our dream.

We’ve got a thing, you’ve got a thing, and listen people, we’re not out to make you scream, although she delights in breaking disrespectful femurs, we respect those like-minded dreamers, like everybody here, we got a thing.

Can you see us with those intriguing kind of people, engaging with our special kind of thing? But despite her stumpy toe, my goiter, and yes, her posssssssse, ………..we’d really like to have a fun connection.

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57 years old, Straight

5'9" 175cm
Athletic
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

55 years old, Bisexual

5'9" 175cm
Curvy
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF)
Aged from 50 to 64 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Oral, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Threesomes

Friends

L (57) & K (45), Couple