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Man in Colchester, East Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 6 days ago

Balding, flatulent, arthritic midget seeks same. Must be into long cold wet nights at train stations collecting numbers, morris dancing and gerbils. Preference given to those with own mobility scooter and walk in bath.

Fortunately for me and maybe you, it's not quite that bad!

Tall, dark haired, broad shouldered, muscular, strong and mysterious (the mysterious part means I forget things a lot) gent, seeks lady, or couple.

Witty, well educated, easy-going, polite and well mannered chap - basically means I'm house-trained for most occasions.

Been told I have a good sense of humour, but after reading this, you may think otherwise!

What do I like for in a lady? Well, a pulse is always a good start, as is a limited degree of sanity, but not too much.

Seriously, this is supposed to be fun, so up for a laugh and not taking life too seriously is essential.

No particular type, voluptuous, small, short, tall, come say hi.

Prefer older ladies, but if you are a 20 year old nymphomaniac at a loose end, well, I'll see what I can do :)

Been on here before under a different profile, but life has moved on a lot since then, so let's start anew.

Work in a very public job, so no facial pictures, but happy to send if we chat.

Stay safe, have fun and if you feel like it, drop me a line.

Andy

54 years old, Straight

6'2" 188cm
Large
Non smoker
Regular drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Spanking, Soft Swing, SM, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Rimming, Phone Sex, Oral, Group Sex, DP, Cybersex, Cuckolding, Anal, Adult Parties

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*az the Minx (48), Woman on 2 May 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met last night , very handsome with a gorgeous accent hopefully test how good the cock is next time

*ngela64 (59), Woman on 23 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
Very easy to be with, his charm and sense of humour is reassuring and what makes Fab worthwhile. A very satisfying delicious sexual experience, for a first time we hit it!!! Highly recommend x

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