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... "Just wondering is the guy i met on Saturday night is in here lol. Not sure of your name haha. Not even sure of your age never mind name lol". 18 hours ago

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Last on: 1 hour ago


I'm DissaranoChick, a tease by name,

On Fab for a laugh and a cheeky game.

A wink and a smile, a mischievous grin,

You'll spend half your day wondering where I've been.

I love the outdoors, where mischief is sweet,

And getting up to no good where the country lanes meet.

A tree, a gate, or a cowshed in sight,

You'll have to earn your fun—I don't make it that easy, right?

Give me a man in his hi-vis bright,

With work boots on and his trousers just right.

I like a bit of banter, a laugh, and a chase,

A cheeky little message that puts a smile on my face.

And when we've parted, don't be surprised,

If your seat needs checking—consider it a prize.

No hairy men, they're not my style,

I prefer a smooth talker with a devilish smile.

I love being the thought that creeps into your head,

At the office, at home, or tucked up in bed.

The name on your screen that makes your heart race,

And leaves you with a grin you just can't place.

I'm the bobble you find weeks after we've met,

The little reminder you struggle to forget.

So send me a message, come and say hi,

You might just become my favourite alibi.

Because some girls say hello and are gone by next week…

And some become the dirty little secret you think about all week.

Dissaranochick

52 years old, Straight

5'7"  170cm
Ample
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 30 to 99 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

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*atureboy10 (37), Man on 20 July 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this one a while back on my old account. Down to earth, easy going girl with amazing sucking skills. Emptied my balls good and proper!

*itAberdeen37 (39), Man on 19 July 2026 by Meeting in person:
Finally got to meet Dissaranochick after chatting for a while and she was every bit as lovely in person. Friendly, genuine and very easy to talk to, she made me feel completely comfortable from the moment we met. She has a beautiful smile, a great personality and we had a really enjoyable time together. I'd happily meet her again. More than happy to verify her as genuine and a lovely addition to the Fab community :-)

*0bodyspecial (31), Man on 19 July 2026 by Meeting in person:
Delivered food to her. No cash on hand but she did pay me after I left. She's the honest and sincere sort.

*ack_ingoff10 (38), Man on 16 July 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely lady for my first outdoor adventure, what a pleasure! Super friendly, funny and easy to talk to. She makes you feel comfortable, very relaxed for a first meet. Great pussy and what an amazing blowjob!! Can't wait to meet again for more outdoor frolics

*orth east loon (42), Man on 15 July 2026 by Meeting in person:
Another couple of meets with this lady over the weekend. Will keep it nice and simple if you get the opportunity meet her she’s well worth it. Always picks a nice spot as well.

*ingbib (50), Man on 13 July 2026 by Meeting in person:
Well that was eventful. Not had many outside meets and today showed my inexperience. Got attacked by flies but still had a great laugh.

*otVanilla5 (41), Man on 11 July 2026 by Meeting in person:
I met this amazing woman earlier tonight. I turned up for a planned meet at the cowshed but didn’t know it was cancelled doh. Got chatting and the offer was there to drain my balls, well boy did she drain them. Great meet, very genuine, a nice person and I would happily meet again.

*xystevo (42), Man on 8 July 2026 by Meeting in person:
Another fabulous time as always. Always amazed and how good she can suck a cock.

*rdtimelucky (46), Woman on 6 July 2026 by Meeting in person:
Well what can I say about my drunken night out #2 with Diss. Can only say what I remember and there’s was plenty singing and dancing and waltzing (I think) with pensioners. Such a laugh was had again and also good to meet up with another female from fab. The last bit of the night isn’t clear but do remember Diss being thrown out the men’s toilets, twice haha only went in for a lollipop! I’m pretty sure this won’t be the last of our questionable adventures ;)

*aron-M (35), Man on 30 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this amazing women yesterday, my god she can suck a cock, don’t think I’ve ever had better

*rdtimelucky (46), Woman on 24 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
Night out with Diss on Saturday night and what a night it ended up being. Full of laughs, a cheeky mff meet thrown in, which I don’t think the lad will ever recover from. We befriended some 70 year olds, seen some pretty scary sights, probably offended a few folk along the way. Managed to get back to the hotel at 3.30am minus a chicken kebab that we were promised. Was never a dull moment. Think we will be laughing about the stupid shit we did on this night out for a while. Quick mention to Sid the seagull though ;)

*rama free (32), Man on 24 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
Definalty knows how to suck a cock chatted for about 5 mins then met up she can definatly handle a mouthfull dont miss out

*onjo1 (43), Man on 23 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
And I forgot to say she has me roaring like a jack donkey when I’m cumin ??????

*onjo1 (43), Man on 23 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
Ah wat another fine meet today in da woods lol and never disappoints with them lips around my juicy Irish cock haha it just gets better every time when we go on our awe adventures ??????until the next time xx

*inchhighland (32), Man on 21 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met for some quick fun and wow some great bj skills from a good crack fun women.

*orseman40 (32), Man on 21 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
Had a great meet with dissarano and her pal. Very friendly and had a great laugh. There some pair definitely worth a meet x

*xystevo (42), Man on 19 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
Amazing time once again with this one. She definitely knows how to suck a cock. Never a disappointment.

*inkster (41), Man on 16 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
Was out quite late/early for a bit of bird watching, wasn’t much happening so decided on tree hugging instead and before I knew it was getting sucked off and emptied :-) Didn’t hang around to thank the owners of the garden

*igal1982 (45), Man on 12 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met today briefly, after a quick suck on her tits which I could have spend ages on she sucked so good which had me shooting down her throat in no time. Nice alfresco meet in the sunshine. Hopefully not so brief next time

*rCum26 (37), Man on 12 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
And they say there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow! Well I found it alright when we had our first MFF - Diss certainly knows how to please, is such a great laugh and I’m glad she’s my mate - even through I was banned in creampieing her cause she was under orders, I still pounded the fuck out her. I’m looking forward to our next one - until next time! What’s next on my wish list… you’ll be told…. Hehe xx

*rdtimelucky (46), Woman on 10 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met up with Dissarano again tonight and it’s so nice to have a genuine female fab friend. We don’t play but I do enjoy sharing with her. She is always up for a laugh and genuine good company. I have a feeling this won’t be the last time

*orth east loon (42), Man on 10 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met up again yesterday. Easy to get on with as usual. Found a new spot to go to as well. Look forward to the next time

*4Horny7 (41), Man on 9 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
Very spur of the moment meet as I was passing through, quick chat as we drove the the lay by, next thing I know was my cock was in her throat... Loved the choking as you deep throated me. Had me coming in minutes. Would 100% meet again

*poons02 (36), Man on 7 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
Well after chatting and a good bit of craic finally managed to organise a cheeky meet.. lay by was occupied so off to the cow barn for albeit short and sweet bit of fun was well worth it.. ticked the cow barn off the bucket list haha until next time ;)

*ark2024100 (40), Man on 6 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
This this crazy woman but in a very good why she full of life. We have been speaking on and off for a while, we finally got the chance to meet was a good laugh and very wet and it wasn’t from the rain the weather held off. She gives great head so if you want sucked dry and fucked with a soaking pussy. This is the woman for you till next time

*rdtimelucky (46), Woman on 6 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met Dissarano tonight for arranged group fun. I can now say Iv been to the cow shed haha. Dissarono is genuine and such a laugh and im glad to now have a female pal on here.

*ourgotobigcock (42), Man on 1 June 2026 by Meeting in person:
Been banging messages back and forth and finally got to head out for a wee drive. Wasn’t long before my cock was being teased. Wow some great fun.

*xystevo (42), Man on 29 May 2026 by Meeting in person:
Amazing time with this one as always. Gets more naughty and adventurous every time.

*rCum26 (37), Man on 29 May 2026 by Meeting in person:
Oooof - always a pleasure to go for a wander into the woods with this bundle of fun! Would’ve been fun if some drivers whizzing by had stopped and ask to join in hehe…. But inside or outside - Dis takes a really hard fucking and as much cum as you want to spunk in her. See you next time trouble!! Xxx

*cottyboy121 (39), Man on 25 May 2026 by Meeting in person:
Well well well another nice meet with this hotty on this fine hot day. We went to a discreet car park where she started sucking me off outside next to other cars and then we had a visitor and got into the back of his van and she sucked both of us off. Things were getting to hot we were all nearly naked in the back of the van and that never stopped her from deep thoating both of us and took 2 full loads and even swallowed. She’s so naughty but love the thrill of outside fun. Next time will be even better am sure. ??

*arny360 (44), Man on 23 May 2026 by Meeting in person:
What a lovely person ! Easy to chat to and best bJ I've ever had ...really hot lady !!x

*onjo1 (43), Man on 20 May 2026 by Meeting in person:
Well another brilliant meet today driving round looking for somewhere to go haha and it ended up in the forest , this woman cracks me up she hilarious and I def left with a smile on my face hope no one was in forest as she had me roaring ??????can’t wait to next time x

*rCum26 (37), Man on 19 May 2026 by Meeting in person:
Always a pleasure to ruin the fabulous Dissarono - never a dull moment with this fine Maddy! Even more fun with the thunder - least it muffled my groans as I cum deep up her amazing tight pussy. See you soon again for more carnage xxx

*aveyhavok (40), Man on 12 May 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this little lady, and what can I say, like the other reviews, what a women. Great company and my what skills she has

*inkytall (40), Man on 11 May 2026 by Meeting in person:
Christened my van today with this fun chick, the haunted hoor hoose was boarded up,so we used the shaggin wagon, she is such a fun lassie, dirty fucker she is!!!

*orth east loon (42), Man on 11 May 2026 by Meeting in person:
Got taken to the hoor Hoose by this lady. Cudnt get in unfortunately. If you know you know. She’s that naughty she even left with someone else. Looking forward to our next meet

*bzgent (40), Man on 6 May 2026 by Meeting in person:
I was in the area, so had to give this one another shout. After last time, I was not disappointed, and I can say the same about today. Fantastic BJ once again.

*rocher (41), Man on 1 May 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met for my first visit to the hoor hoose! Def have to christen a few more of the other rooms next time

*en69rr (45), Man on 25 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this cracking lass this evening after a good chat, very easy to get along with but doesn't mince her words lol. Knows quite a few places for some outdoor fun if that's your thing and id definitely go back for more if the chance arises. If your lucky enough to get the chance with her I highly recommend you go for it.

*hris131285 (40), Man on 18 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this gorgeous lady this evening after chatting for some time . So glad we finally got the chance to meet such funny convos have been had and a nice trip to the new place she found also which is just perfect for meets. Amazing at giving head would highly recommend and would meet again. If you get the chance to meet her then you won’t regret it.

*rCum26 (37), Man on 17 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
After deciding on a visit to the Haunted WHORE House, I swear - after the pounding this awesome girl got, the spirits were definitely awoken….. guy do not miss out on this great chick. TIl next time - mind the Ouija Board xxx

*ovestopleasepussylots (48), Man on 16 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
Who said 2nd best. Should be best ever. Met at my hotel this time such a sweet smile lovely big tits, got more time to inspect and play with them this time. Her pussy was so good, I didn't want to cum up for air, so wet, so much cum. But her Pièce de résistance is her mouth. She knows how to pleasure and drain a cock, thought my balls might never fill up again. Thanks so much for the extra time we had. Can still taste you even after this time

*ornyguy891 (36), Man on 16 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
After speaking a while. Finally managed to meet. Parked up the lorry and got her in the back. Wasn't long till she was taking it down her throat. Amazing blowjob. And good fun. Till next time x

*xystevo (42), Man on 14 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
Well overdue meet. Amazing blow job as always, shame it was all we could do this time. Farm track, light evening is no good

*werty12345! (34), Man on 8 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
Spontaneous meet after messaging back and forth for a while. So easy to chat to. Things got a bit heated, will need to remember to crack a window in the future.

*oders200 (38), Man on 6 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely lady and had a drive out tho the cowshed with her and she didn’t hesitate to get on with it, nice lady to talk to as well, hopefully get to see her again ??

*ack_4_more_again (41), Man on 1 April 2026 by Meeting in person:
Finally got to the famous cow shed, was well worth the wait x

*aturist_d (40), Man on 30 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
After some great chats we arranged a meet, it was so nice and a lot of fun. What a lovely and sexy women, really knows what she likes and enjoys making sure theres lots of pleasure and enjoyment.

*rCum26 (37), Man on 27 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
What a cracking last minute meet again - this awesome girl does not disappoint, such a great pussy that took a huge creampie. See you again very soon you Maddy! Xxx

*xystevo (42), Man on 17 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Another amazing time with this one. Definitely better in the new spot. Sucked me before bending her over

*onjo1 (43), Man on 14 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Well wat another exciting adventure with this one picked up at a roundabout of the bus and by his we did some round abouts looking for somewhere ta go lol but just pulled in anyway and got best bj ever she never fails to disappoint lol and she can talk haha can’t wait ya next time ??????

*rCum26 (37), Man on 11 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
ANOTHER fantastic meet with this one - she got fucked senseless AGAIN and I left her a quivering mess! Great girl - great tight pussy that takes it as hard as you can give it. Don’t miss her if you’re offered it chaps!

*rCum26 (37), Man on 6 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Oh my days!!! Another fantastic fuck with this rocket. Talk about taking a pounding - I def ruined her and left her a quivering mess. Amazing pussy that encourages you to fuck really hard and deep. Until next time you Maddy !

*rCum26 (37), Man on 4 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Guys, if you get the chance…. ask about the mystical cow shed….. if you’re lucky enough - you may get to see it……and have an amazing fuck at the same time….. mooooo! Xxx

*rCum26 (37), Man on 3 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
After another back n forth chat - the wonderful and sexy Diassarono was in the back seat of the car doing what she does very well to my big hard cock. Wasn’t long until I had to bend her over, bottoms down and pounding the fuck out her hard n deep before filling her to the brim of cum - all whilst avoiding the werewolf - or indeed me making her howl like one - after all it is a full moon lol. Until next time you naughty fucker xxx

*orney-sparky (45), Man on 24 February 2026 by Meeting in person:
Great meet . Drained my balls and let me nutt down her throat . Until Next Time Xx

*igitalCowboy (42), Man on 19 February 2026 by Meeting in person:
Often found lurking around doorways not to be mistaken for asking for change though... Fun and vibrant woman! Good to put a face to the banter! Give her a shout sure you wont be disappointed.

*onjo1 (43), Man on 19 February 2026 by Meeting in person:
Well after many msgs we finally met and wat a bj she can give the deeper she goes the better it gets lol and she can squirt wat a laugh we had she’s definitely worth a visit so friendly and easy ya talk ta and up do the craic and def loves the Irish accent haha can’t wait to round 2

*xystevo (42), Man on 17 February 2026 by Meeting in person:
Never ever disappointed with this one. Best blow job going. Just a shame I couldn't bend her over my bonnet again

*oss28 (38), Man on 6 February 2026 by Webcam:
Chatting to Discotitts again one off a kind see you soon. In Dublin oioi x

*ad lad (45), Man on 5 February 2026 by Meeting in person:
Wow some trek that was and worth it in the end fuckin unbelievable what a pussy and a tounge wow ?? beautiful inside and out lol till next time thank you x

*xystevo (42), Man on 26 January 2026 by Meeting in person:
Another absolutely mind blowing time with this one again. Best blow job ever

*cottyboy121 (39), Man on 22 January 2026 by Meeting in person:
Woow what can I say. Weather was bad but that never stopped this cracker of a women from meeting. Picked her up and within seconds her hands were all over my cock. Drove to a secret location where she was very quick to undress and start sucking my cock deep while I was playing with her and took my full load in her mouth and swallowed it. Pitty we never had more time together as we were both in a rush. Till next time. Lol xxxxx

*orth east loon (42), Man on 19 January 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this lady for what was supposed to be a social. Very easy to talk to and get on with and good looking into the bargain. Surprised with her naughtiness and needless to say we found a quiet ish spot and wow what a blowjob. Well worth a meet and hopefully we can meet again soon. Lovely woman

*ailorsteve (35), Man on 13 January 2026 by Meeting in person:
Another random coming together in Aberdeen with this wee cracker. Pleasure as always - Managed to find a quiet public spot where I was treated very well ;) Till next time x

*heekyhousewifelover (41), Man on 28 December 2025 by Meeting in person:
Quick social with this bubbly lass. Easy to talk to . Hopefully meet again

*xxx86 (40), Man on 28 December 2025 by Meeting in person:
A couple of flirty messages and ten minutes later she’s in the back of my car sucking my dick . Never fails to disappoint! X

*cotlandmale43 (45), Man on 22 December 2025 by Meeting in person:
After a failed attempt to meet previously, we managed to make it work and meet-up. Complete hoot and very much fun meeting… Till next time

*xystevo (42), Man on 15 December 2025 by Meeting in person:
Another amazing time with this one. Got her soaking wet before she devoured every inch of my cock. Hearing her gag as she went right down to the base is such a turn on.

*e-12345 (43), Man on 12 December 2025 by Meeting in person:
Well i was definitely teased and it left me wanting more. As for this kiss that was pretty amazing aswell

*xystevo (42), Man on 5 December 2025 by Meeting in person:
2nd time meeting this naughty little minx, and she definitely didn't disappoint. Took every inch of my cock in her mouth before I bent her over my car bonnet

*ovestopleasepussylots (48), Man on 2 December 2025 by Meeting in person:
What can i say. It's not often you meet someone with the same dirty mind and love of sex as myself. Loads say so, but few are step up. Met her in the disabled toilet, her knickers were soaking and she was bent over the sink, those lovely huge tits hanging out. Slippery as hell, but tight with it. I thought someone might hear us fucking she was so wet and pussy squelching as i pounded her... damn she's one of the finest fucks ever. Cum back soon. Load 2 is waiting

*eepgirthy (45), Man on 29 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
The lips on this sexy fucker!! Thats all Im saying… omfg

*xystevo (42), Man on 8 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
Well worth the drive in the fog. Stunning woman tastes so good. Possibly the best blow job I've ever had. Hopefully I get inside her next time??

*bzgent (40), Man on 3 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
Last minute meeting with this one. What a lively surprise in the woods car park. Till next time...

*ailorsteve (35), Man on 29 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
By chance we ended up a couple of streets apart near the harbour. A quick Hi, a very hot quick kiss was so perfect. A tease until the next time we get the chance. She’s a star ! Can’t wait x

*ack_4_more_again (41), Man on 13 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
Nice and quick easy meet, by far the best bj I’ve had

*ad9 (44), Man on 9 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
I've got a lot to thank her for, believe it or not I'd never had a naughty outdoor meet before, but now thanks to her I can say I have! She certainly knows what she is doing for them, dare I say they might even be her specialty haha. Great blowjob skills and she certainly didn't want to waste any time getting down to business either. Thanks again x

*igjohn891 (50), Man on 7 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this absolute cracker this morning with a mutual friend. What can I say she’s an absolute legend at sucking cock and we all left very happy. Hopefully meet again soon.

*_Randy (41), Man on 20 September 2025 by Meeting in person:
Me this naughty woman again yesterday. We’ve spoken about bending her over my car bonnet a few times but didn’t think it would happen on a public foot path in broad daylight. Always knows how to get me hard and by how wet she gets, I think she always enjoys herself x

*_Randy (41), Man on 4 September 2025 by Meeting in person:
Superb spur of the moment meet with this one again! She knows how to keep a man coming back for more x

*rocher (41), Man on 1 September 2025 by Meeting in person:
I couldn’t believe my luck that I managed to arranged a “chat” with this one! Picked her up and she took me to her secret spot…let’s just say the chat didn’t last long and neither did the BJ! Serious skills on her and hoping to find out more.

*ourlocalhandyman (36), Man on 24 August 2025 by Meeting in person:
After a while of chatting, eventually managed to meet. Little kissing before finding a quiet spot and after my hands slid down her top, those lips of hers wrapped round my cock, very fun naughty meet

*cottyboy121 (39), Man on 23 August 2025 by Meeting in person:
Well had the pleasure of meeting this sexy women AGAIN :):) I picked her up and we drove to our secret place. Within minutes she was kissing me all over and smelt amazing. Before time she was sucking me off and then I couldn’t help myself but before time I was fucking her doggy on the bonnet of my car I. The woods and she took my full load that I was dying to shoot lol. Till next time babe. Xxxx

*_Randy (41), Man on 3 August 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met twice a few weeks back and both occasions were excellent. First one was a wee social which resulted in her mouth around my cock and the second meet will be kept stored in my head. Hopefully there will be a 3rd meet soon enough

*bzguy30 (41), Man on 2 August 2025 by Meeting in person:
Nice little social and hopefully get to meet again soon

*cottyboy121 (39), Man on 26 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
Wooow what can I say. Met this stunner of a women again this time I picked her up and went to a secret place and she started sucking me of that I got so horny I eneded up outside the car at the passenger side while she was sucking me off and took my full load just before another car arrived. Good timing. Hopefully next time we won’t almost get cought. Sexy body that I can’t wait to see again xxxx

*xxx86 (40), Man on 25 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
Had a wee walk in the woods with this one but somehow ended up in the backseat of my car and well, let’s just say I went home with a smile on my face .

*bdnlad7 (42), Man on 16 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
Cheeky social with this one last night… very good company and can’t wait for next time when we can find somewhere a little more private.

*cottyboy121 (39), Man on 20 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this women after several messages back and forth. Great to get on with and defo knows how to suck a cock hopefully we will get another meet arranged soon xxx

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