New experimenting couple here to fulfill a fantasy

Couple in East Kilbride, Scotland, UK

... "Our profile picture of Sassy's back has been fabbed over 800 times. That literally blows our minds!!". Wednesday

Joined: 8 weeks ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

Madly in love couple with an incredible sex life looking to shake things up to fulfill a fantasy or 2. We’re not looking to add a 3rd wheel, just share the odd penis!

What are we looking for?

We're looking for orally bi guys for oral fun only. Sassy doesn’t fuck or kiss other men, but is happy to play with them for a while. Whilst in our company you are merely a pawn in our game and here for our enjoyment. If you can accept that and hold a conversation we may well just be tempted enough to meet you.

To the straight men out there, please don't clog the mailbox if this isn't you - we don't care how big your knob is, you're not changing our minds and we won’t reply to your message.

We also don't meet short notice. If you're not willing to strike up a conversation and get to know us, we're not for you.

Quickest way to the block list?

The Poundshop 50 shades patter. It does absolutely nothing for us. In our experience so far, telling us you will “destroy her” usually leads to bruised egos and random abuse being lobbed at us whilst grown men cry wank into a sock. It’s not a good look for anybody. Please keep that to yourself boys. Billy puppeteers her soul, you don't, and you never will. It’s not personal, it’s called chemistry!

In our defence, if you ask stupid questions you should expect stupid answers!

Multiple messages are a close second. A couples mailbox on here literally bursts at the seams and requires a full time admin to reply to every message. We really don’t need duplicates or folk sending question marks coz we never replied within 14 seconds. If we leave you on read, or not yet deleted, we will get back to you when we have time.

Where do we meet?

We will only ever meet guys who accommodate for a first meet. We appreciate the many hotel overnight offers we have had so far, but she listens to far too many true crime podcasts to meet a stranger in a hotel.

Although we do have the ability to accommodate we never will as we have kids here and won’t be giving our address out to random folk on the internet.

FWIW we may or may not see winks, but we will never reply to them regardless

Happy Hunting people.

Billy

38 years old, Bisexual

5'10" 178cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Sassy

38 years old, Bisexual

5'2" 157cm
Slim
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
More than 5 piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 25 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Spanking, Soft Swing, Safe Sex, Oral

Verified Genuine Profile

*cions123 (40), Man on 23 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this couple for a social. Two of the most absolutely genuine people on here. Looking forward to another meet soon hopefully.

*gowsouthsidefun (40), Man on 17 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
I had the pleasure of meeting this wonderful couple for a social! what can I say, she is stunningly beautiful, with an amazing figure. He is cool, charming, fun and definitely enjoying their time so far on fab. great conversation, and hopefully we can meet again c

*riFree (49), Man on 9 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
Had the absolute pleasure to meet this couple and what a wonderful couple they are. A relaxed couple who know what they want and don’t, which I’d recommend everyone respects . Looking forward to our next meet together