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Woman in Wide Blue Yonder, North East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 22 hours ago

Yes I am chosey and it's a girls perogative to be so.

What type of person am I looking for - I can't say that I have a definite type but there has to be some initial spark of attraction that makes me want to get to know you before going any further. Additionally, I don't have the urge to start sleeping with just any Tom, Dick or Horney, so if you are expecting that you will be very disappointed.

Guys, please stop sending me just willy pictures as a way of introducing yourself. It tells me absolutely nothing about you apart from you're a man with a willy!

Perhaps one of you would enlighten me, as why the large majority are obsessed about your willy's? Why do you need to take so many photos of it or does it qualify for it's own passport? Then the having your hands burried down the front of your joggers fiddling about with it? Is it to check that it's still there and not fallen off or gotten lost? Is that why you have a cache of photos? But they would come in handy when/if you loose or misplaced your willy . Then you could go onto the Lost Willie's Site be able to quickly identify him/it and be reunited.

I will absolutely NOT meet smokers

Also, if I say "No Thank You" please acccept it as that and move on. Don't start sending me endless messages asking for feedback as why I said no and/or sending crude/harassing messages. It definitely doesn't endear you to me in any way. What it does get you is blocked and reported.

So, here's a test to see if you have actually read my bio, open the conversation with the word - Pineapple

Titch

46 years old, Straight

5'7" 170cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 25 to 58
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Toys, Spanking, Soft Swing, Safe Sex, Oral

Friends

P (53), Man
soleman (60), Man