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Woman in Portsmouth, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 6 hours ago

I am trying to live life to the fullest and experience as much as possible. I’ve worked on my pre-50 body and I’m feeling good and looking the best I’ve done for years.

This is my personal profile, I have another couple’s profile with my very naughty partner in crime, sexual partner and best friend, I am not always on here regularly and I don’t always log into both accounts when I am online.

I have had threesomes only so far both FFM and FMM and I’ve been to a few sex clubs but only recently just indulged whilst at an event.

I am more turned on by personality, humour and intellect than just sex, so the quality of people is important to me and is part of the attraction.

I am into playful spanking and playful roughness/dominance, dirty talk but not actual real pain, forcefulness or bruising and marking. I’m not into rampant ‘ramming’ it does nothing for me. I need to have elements of sensuality mixed in with anything more passionate and urgent.

Sending me a ‘hi, how’s it going’ isn’t going to cut it, please read the profile as stated and don’t reply if you don’t meet my criteria. For those of you that have read this profile, I expect some effort to be put into sparking my interest. Single men - no reply

No photo - no reply

Not read my profile - no reply

Try to send me a friend request with no conversation first - no reply….

I’ve checked out Bristol Gardens Spa and liked it, I like to go to the nudist beach in summer. It’s a great place to liberate your body in nature and feel free. I’m looking for FF, FFF, and select FFM. I would only consider FMFM together with my partner. All meets have to be planned in advance due to family commitments.

I’m clean, hygienic respectful and polite, and I like to have banter and fun with any meets, it’s part of the appeal- to have an intellectual connection is important to the whole experience…I’m 420 friendly and HH friendly. I enjoy a drink but not excessively - just light social drinks.

I DO read profiles and like to get an idea about what people are like. If you don’t get a reply to your message therefore, it’s because I don’t feel there would be the right attraction there or chemistry. Sorry.

Ladies - I like a handful or more of boobs. I don’t mind a bit of pubic hair, trimmed and neat but I can’t handle a wild overgrown jungle I’m afraid, sorry! Clean and hygienic is my preference. Age is not important to me but a curvy below average to curvy above average body type is more sexy to me than skinny or excessively overweight. I have no preference regarding ethnicity or skin colour - I find most women much more sexy than most men ;)

Men - I don’t like lots of male body hair, and especially prefer males to shave their public hair please. A mouthful of pubes puts me off my game! ?? I’m not shallow or judgemental but don’t like totally bald men, sorry - but I’d rather be honest to prevent any awkwardness... I prefer men of just below average or just slightly above average body build regarding muscular body type and my boundary is below the age of 60 (unñess you are in EXCEPTIONALLY good shape, but sadly most men are not in good shape once over age 60 (or even sometimes younger…)

I don’t accept friend requests unless we’ve been chatting for a while and there is chemistry there.

If I respond to or send a wink, then you’ve obviously got something that I feel would work really well. Hope to meet people for some experiences soon! We’re up for lots of different experiences before we get too old for this lifestyle!

L x

49 years old, Bisexual

4'11" 150cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 28 to 55 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Dogging, Group Sex, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

Verified Genuine Profile

*00nshine (48), Couple on 4 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this gorgeous and bubbly lady for a drink. Very easy to get along with and loved our shared a cheeky kiss, hoping for more the next time we meet x

*hilli (48), Couple on 15 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
A truly beautiful girl. We can't wait to spend some good quality time and adventures in the future together.

*ouknowit565 (43), Couple on 14 December 2024 by Meeting in person:
What a day! Met this lovely lady yesterday and we had so much fun, all 3 of us tangled up on the bed together. Beautiful, funny with a great personality, we will definitely be meeting up again! See you soon lovely xx

*obandblond (41), Couple on 25 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
What an absolute gem this lady is! After a few messages we quickly realised that this was a genuine person totally on our wavelength so we arranged a date for her to join us. Little did we know it would be in the middle of a massive winter storm. Unperturbed she still made the journey and despite arriving somewhat damp and windswept still looked gorgeous complete with such a lovely smile and infectious laugh! Over drinks we really shared more laughter and great conversation until we couldn't resist any longer.... this one is a pocket rocket for sure and loves to please and be pleased in equal measure. I think some amazing firsts were ticked off last night and hopefully there will be many more in the future xx

*entlemanH666 (39), Man on 18 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
This beautiful women captured my attention and kept it effortlessly over the last few weeks. So there was lots of anticipation building up to us meeting for the first time. The moment I laid eyes on her in person I could feel the chemistry sparking. Looking completely gorgeous in green and smelling incredible made it impossible to focus on anything but her. Time flew over coffee and great conversation. I can’t wait to see this completely gorgeous woman again. H x

*ilith39 (40), Woman on 24 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
I met this lovely lady at Remix on a Saturday night, she is one sexy looking lady with some good stories to tell and a hilarious sense of humour. We ran out of time at the venue so couldn't play, but I bet it would have been fun. Hope to see you about the scene again.

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