Looking for women, men or couples with imagination and passion

Man in Minworth, West Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 11 hours ago

I put all sorts of grand things on here previously - swinging from chandeliers, secret moonlight assignations in Monte Carlo, champagne in Rio.

The endless sex that that was bound to bring my way lol...

The endless succession of blondes with enormous breasts, just gagging for me...

The husbands and wives just loving the idea of the wonderful variations that an intense MMF could bring (a nice hard cock - don't mind if I do lol)...

Imaginitive men who realise that there are times when only a cock will do...

And (a few notable exceptions along the way),

• Nothing

• Zilch

• Diddly squat

• Bugger all.

Cue stating at the ceiling, whistling to myself and waiting for the inbox to "ping".

And waiting...

So now, here I am in the real world. I'm not some 20 something with a six pack. I'm more draft than bottled you might say.

I haven't got a 15" cock which is a shame because an awful lot of guys on here seem to have. I can't run a 4 minute mile or drink 26 pints a night.

I never quite managed to grow to 6' - 5'11 ¾" (how frustrating is that?). I'll have to move to the Moon with it's low gravity to reach that height now.

I'm not as young as I was (insert joke about how I now take all night to do what I used to do all night joke here...) but I really wouldn't want to be 18 again. No - really!

The terms and conditions

• I am married.

• I want to stay that way.

• She wants me to "bother someone else" - no really she does!

• I could get her to verify that I suppose, but would anyone in that situation ask their wife if she minded? "Blush!"

But I would love a friend - or friends.

Someone to have a laugh, a flirt and a joke with.

Someone to share naughty secrets with, share online fantasies.

Which might just lead to a meeting - a glass of wine and a laugh.

And a flirt of course.

And then...

I'm not the sharpest tool in the box, but in the right hands can still do a job...

I'm not the youngest model in the showroom, but I'm remarkably well preserved. Hell, I even start first time!

I'm a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic, I don't deny it. But that leaves room for cake. Surely that's a good thing?

"If I were an animal what kind of animals would I be?"

The kind of animal that hates that fookin' question that's what.

And don't mention biscuit types either, other than "would you like one?" which is always acceptable of course...

Is there no-one out there that wants a flirt......?

Max

61 years old, Bisexual

5'11" 180cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 30 to 69
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Soft Swing, Spanking, Threesomes, Voyeurism

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