Gold Standard looking for Platinum

Man in Portsmouth, South East, UK

Joined: 6 months ago
Last on: 2 weeks ago

Hi. Back on here, unfortunately I am now completely single and ready to mingle ??

Complete newbie to this site. Well what can I say? I’m very funny and extremely awesome ?? or like a pipe of Pringles…once you pop, you can’t stop.

As you can see I am very adventurous (last year I ate a Brussel sprout and well…actually I won’t go into it) I am strictly straight (sorry guys ??)and very comfortable with my sexuality. I’m comfortable with another ding a ling in the same room, but no swords fights, if you get my drift. Well once you wipe away the tears on your phone screen and you think you could handle another verse of side splitting text then holla (not literally shout, but I believe there is better ways of communicating out there)

NOTE - As much as it is flattering, the offers are flooding in and just because I love the Pet Shop Boys does not mean I want to meet men. Sorry guys but I’m strictly straight. I really don’t mind a friendly chat, it’s great to network and meet new people but please please no pictures of your womb broom. And I really don’t care if you can suck the chrome off a tap, it’s not happening. So there. Haha. Peace and love x

48 years old, Straight

5'9" 175cm
Slim
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 18 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, DP, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

Verified Genuine Profile

*herry Triumph (44), Woman on 11 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
Been chatting to J for a while and finally the stars aligned for a nice coffee date. He is an absolute gent and knows what the life’s is about. The naughty glint in his eyes lead to a kiss and I wasn’t left disappointed! Looking forward to seeing you again, CTx

*ith out a doubt (64), Couple on 29 October 2023 by Meeting in person:
We had the pleasure of meeting J today for a social chat / drink. Pleased to say he turned up on time, J is a lovely polite guy who was able to hold a decent conversation. We would certainly be happy to meet him again. Hopefully for some fun to be involved. Tracey and Russ xxx

Friends

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